Naruto would be the best Christmas present ever :D but unfortunately, I don't own it D:

It was spring. The leaves flourished and the flowers were blooming. Birds sang and all was peaceful…

"Nara!" Said boy jumped from the bushes, being chased by an angry Temari.

"Ugh troublesome woman why do you insist we do this today?" Shikamaru turned swiftly with multiple shuriken ready for battle. Temari stood with a fighting stance about fifteen feet in front of the boy. She held her fan ready at her right side.

"I got bored, and what you're too lazy to fight? What if this was for your life?" she cocked her head.

He sighed. "Troublesome…" he mumbled.

She took a swing with her fan and dust and debris flew forward. The boy prepared himself, taking a defensive stance, covering his face. She repeated this again, trying to make it some kind of motivation for him to move and attack.

This time though, he disappeared in the dust. "Nara!"

He ran through the trees, hoping to lose her and find a safe spot to watch the clouds. Soon enough she trailed behind. "Shikamaru Nara you get your ass back here and finish this fight with me! Be a man!" That got him. He turned while on a branch and slipped. Temari gasped, but it all happened too fast for her to react and help him.

He fell, and as quickly as he lost his footing he was caught again. By a tree branch. There was a hole ripped in his pants and he was dangling ten feet above the ground in a tree with his bottoms around his ankles and his green boxers with deer on them completely visible.

Temari jumped down from the tree and landed below him on the ground. She snickered. "Well, they say boys underwear reflect their personality well, Shikamaru." She smirked when she saw the blush creep across his face.

"Woman, help me down," he whined. "Wow, Nara, you sound like Naruto. That's not attractive you know." She jumped up onto the branch that he was dangling from. "You sure you want me to let you down?" she teased. "Yes!"

She sliced the jeans with a kunai and he fell to the ground. "Oof! Troublesome…" She jumped down beside him. "If you didn't run, this would have never happened," she said, giggling at his still exposed undergarments. A small blush yet again crept across his cheeks and he pulled up his torn pants. He mumbled something incoherent. She walked up to him and stood not even a foot away. "You know, I never thought you would be one to run away from a woman Nara. I thought you were more manly than that." She backed him up against a tree behind him.

He looked straight into her eyes and she looked back into his. He couldn't pinpoint the emotion on her face, but his heart sped up. She placed her hands on his chest. "Now who knew you would be in the position you are now, hm?" she said softly in his ear. His breathing hitched. How did she have this affect on him? He placed one arm around her waist and pulled her closer. "Oi now Nara, calm down. Close your eyes, and relax." She cupped her hand on his face and leaned in closer, until their lips were millimeters apart. He could feel her breath on his lips. A soft breeze blew by, and she disappeared with the wind. He cursed and sighed. Should he chase after her, or should he wait for her return?

He preferred the anticipation of her interesting return.

This was a very very short one. It was hard to build around the idea I had, thanks to a friend ^^ I'll be posting another chapter in a day or so, and after that I think I'll post a new one every week.
Hope you enjoyed :D