A/N: so I updated. Woot.
next is Piper! Yayyyy!
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Monica wishes she knew sooner.
It wasn't until Eddie... Her little Eddie-boo... Came back from Harry Potter land to the land of the free and the home of the brave, America. Where at least she knows she's free. We have songs about us, over here in America. What does England have? A few books taking place in it? A clock tower?
Anyways, she didn't know until Eddie came back to America and almost had a heart-attack when she tried to kiss him when she saw him on the street over the summer. Not a good heart-attack, either. A bad one.
"What's wrong, baby?" she asked cloyingly, dragging a fake-nail-clad finger up and down his- muscular- chest. It didn't seem to have the affect she hoped it would.
"We broke up." he sneered, grabbing her wrist and putting her movements to a halt. He released her and her hand fell to her side.
"Yes, I know." Monica bit her bottom lip, grinning seductively. Ugh, why wasn't this working? "But I just missed you so. Much." at this point she had her long arms around his neck. He glared down at her, struggling to get free.
"Look, Monica, I-"
"Um, what are you doing?" a- British- voice sneered behind Eddie, just as he finally manages to pull free. Monica peered around him and he swiftly turned around, immediately holding his hands up in his defense.
Standing there, glaring at both Eddie and Monica, was a pale, tall girl with- obviously dyed- red hair, blue-green eyes shooting daggers at the two Americans.
"Who is she, Eddie-boo?" Monica raised an eyebrow.
Before Eddie could even speak, the British girl rolled her eyes. "Eddie-boo?" she crossed her arms. "You have got to be kidding me."
"She's my girlfriend." Eddie said to Monica, putting extra emphasis on "girlfriend".
Girlfriend? Monica was appalled! Why did he get a girlfriend? How could he get a girlfriend? She was waiting for him here in America, why would he want anyone else, especially some goth Brit?
"Patricia, I swear, it isn't what it looks like!" Eddie stammered, and the red-haired girl rolls her eyes again.
"It never is, is it Eddie." she groaned, stomping her foot. "And to think I convinced my mum and dad to let me come over here for a week. Thanks, Eddie-O." and, with that, she ran in the opposite direction, and around the corner.
"Patricia!" Eddie sighed and turns to Monica. "Thanks." he sneered and then starts sprinting after his "girlfriend", copying her path and leaving an awestruck Monica behind.
She was appalled when she learned they got married without inviting her. She had a huge part in their relationship! She should be invited!
Whatever.
Patricia and- especially- Eddie suck.