Jewshie never knew.
Oh, you're wondering who Jewshie is, huh? Eddie's bulldog, at your service. Man's best friend, and all that.
Jewshie was too upset for words when Eddie left to go to some dumb place with accents. Who is he supposed to hang out with now, who's bed is he supposed to sleep on the foot of? Eddie's mother definitely isn't an option; she's always hated Jewshie, ever since 9-year-old Eddie found him behind a McDonalds, chewing on an old hamburger from the dumpster.
And so he was alone.
He was quite surprised Mrs. Eddie's mom didn't banish him from the house right away, to be honest. And, so, Jewshie waited on Eddie's bed for his beloved owner to come back to him.
It was a long time- almost a whole year!- before Eddie finally came back, and, boy, was Jewshie happy to see him! But he brought another human with him; a girl who Jewshie couldn't understand at all. He immediately decided he didn't like her, because now all Eddie ever did was talk to her, not to Jewshie. She had stolen his spotlight, and he wasn't happy about it.
He remembers the day very well; he walked in to his and Eddie's room to see Eddie having The Strange Girl pinned up against the wall, and they were... Eating each other's face? Huh?
Jewshie barked loudly, jumping at their ankles. Why are you guys eating each other's faces? Don't you have that good stuff that I'm never allowed to eat?
He was very confused, to say the least.
He never say Eddie's appeal in this girl. Especially when Jewshie stoop at his owner's feet, watching, bored, as The Strange Girl walked down towards them in a long, white dress.
Humans are so strange. It's time like these where he can't help but be thankful for being a dog.
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A/N: YES I WROTE IN THE POINT OF VIEW OF A DOG OKAY. I was bored, so I cranked this out. It was veryveryvery fun omg.