Date: 5/05/2012

Pairing: Meh... we'll see how it goes.

Genre: Psychological/Angst/Humor/Romance(maybe?)

Status: Incomplete

Author's Note: So yeah, this story would probably a bunch of short chapters. I'm just trying out, seeing how it goes and stuff. Like I mentioned earlier, this is not for the faint-hearted, and there's major OOCs.

Makes me wanna die

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"Dude... dude, you dumped Sakura - the super loving-kind but still hot Sakura, for this chick? Are you fucking crazy? Or did your mother threw you against the wall when you were just born?" Kiba said disbelievingly. Naruto snickered at his friend's comment, refusing to meet the annoyed eyes of Sasuke. Naruto ruffled his blond locks and gave Kiba a pat at the back, a grin threatened to spill on his lips. "Yeah man - I agree with mutt here. She looked like Ghostface weeping in an old abandoned country manor." The blond man added as an after thought, still refusing to acknowledge that Sasuke was starting to get pissed off.

Sasuke narrowed his eyes as his friends laughed harder - too hard actually - until they fell of the chairs, clutching their stomachs lightly while rolling around on the white-tiled floors like complete idiots. Obviously he doesn't find this entertaining at all - it was his girlfriend they were mocking. The black haired man refused to utter a single word to them - it would probably amuse them further and Sasuke wouldn't want to give a reason for his friends to laugh harder than they were now.

Sasuke updated his Facebook status two days ago from 'It's complicated' with Sakura Haruno, to 'In a relationship' with Ami Tsuki. It was no surprise that there were a lot of likes and comments by his friends, and of course, Sakura's girlfriends. He deleted the hateful ones - not wanting to put on more pressure on his current girlfriend since she was already feeling insecure about dating the notorious playboy Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke foreseen the death threats and verbal bashing from Sakura's friends, though, he did nothing about it. Well... not exactly nothing - he did told Ami to ignore it all and... it seems after that day, she did not press on the subject anymore. Sasuke also deleted the numerous comments of 'HAHAHAHAs' from Kiba that was spamming on his notification, and a 'Dude... you're out of your mind.' from Naruto. When he did not pick up their calls or reply to their texts or Ims, they barged flashily into his apartment.

"Crazy," Kiba said again, barging into Sasuke's train of thoughts, "It's official Naruto - our dear Sasu-cakes here, is damn crazy. Sakura. For Ami." Naruto nodded his head in agreement - clearly not giving Sasuke any mercy on his judgement.

Sasuke shook his head as he groaned out in frustration.

"Dude - you don't know shit about Sakura man... she's like... she's like, whack. In her head." When both of his friends snapped their heads to focus their confusing gaze on him as they silently demand him to elaborate on his earlier statement, Sasuke could only swallow a spit.

"Well, you know, that day when we finished uh... doing it -" Sasuke frowned when his friends shared a suggestive look, "-and well, it felt right you know? But then... she... hugged me tighter - it was like, she's suffocating me you know? Her eyes - it was green or some shit like that, looked so blank... like, thrillingly blank and she said..." Sasuke stopped for a moment as he shuddered inwardly at the memory, not noticing that his friends' curiosity skyrocketed through the clouds.

"Well? What did she said man? Don't left us hanging, you selfish bastard." Naruto retorted.

"Fine - sorry for being freaked out okay? She said... You're such a pretty boy Sasuke - it makes me want to break you. Dude - she's crazy."

Kiba and Naruto stared at him for a moment before they burst off into laughs again, leaving Sasuke to roll his eyes and snap out of his terrified state. Kiba shook his head and wiped an non-existent tear. "Man Sasuke, I don't mind if Sakura wants to break me that is... if she allowed me to motorboat her boobs all day." Sasuke gave him a look - disgust was shown clearly on his face.

"Kiba, you pig."

The said boy shrugged his shoulders. "You know me - but the girls love it." Naruto laughed at his poor joke, and Sasuke allowed a smirk to slip from his usually stoic face.