EPIC DREAM: The Fanfic

Chapter 1: When Normal Becomes Strange

(Danville)

In a suburbun neighborhood, two boys sat under as tree wondering what to do that day.

"Ferb, I just can't think of what to do today." The red haired boy said to his brother.

Ferb shurgged, but said nothing. A moment later, the gate to the fence opened and a girl in a pink dress walked in.

"Hey, Phineas! WhaTcha doin?" she asked.

"Trying to think of what to do today." Phineas replied, scratching his abnormalaly trianglular head.

Inside their house, their older sister Candace sat in her room talking on the phone with a friend.

"Yeah, Stacy, they haven't moved...no, I just know they're gonna do something, they're just messing with me."

Candace looked out her window at Phineas and Ferb with Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet (the latter two having just arrived) discussing things about what they could do today.

"They're talking! I just have to wait for it...wait for it..."

Then it happened, the ground started shaking, but not very hard.

On the phone, Stacy asked: "Do you feel that Candace?"

"Yeah. but..."

The shaking intensified, bouncing Candace around her room and sending her belongings flying in all directions.

"EARTHQUAAAAAAKE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed, grabbing a couple of her more fragile belongings and her old Ducky Momo doll.

The shaking lasted for fifteen seconds before it stopped just as quickly as it had begun. Candace lay under her bed shuddering. Their mom, Linda, called to make sure she was all right.

"I'm fine Mom." Candace replied, coming out from under the bed. She looked out the window and saw Phineas, Ferb, and their friends scattered around the yard, looking just as confused as she felt.

Outside, Phineas got up, (he might have gotten up faster, but Isabella had a death grip on his ankles), and looked around. Suprisingly, nothing seemed too badly damaged, considering the force of that earthquake.

"Is everyone ok?" Baljeet asked, "I think I might need a pair of new pants."

Everyone was fine, and that gave Phineas an idea.

"Ferb, I finally know what we're gonna do today! Build a drill to the epicenter of the earthquake a prevent an aftershock!"

Then, looking around, Phineas noticed something else. "Hey, Where's Perry?"

(Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorperateeeeeed!")

Perry entered Dr. Doofenschmirtz's lair and was almost immediately caught in a trap that involved being tied up in spaghetti.

"Ahhhh, Perry the Platypus! Glad you could come so fast! I, er, well, don't have an "Inator", which I guess you're suprised, because, usually I have an Inator which you always come and destroy, and I wind up stuck somewhere yelling 'Curse you, Perry the Platypus!' and I have to work on my next Inator..."

Doof didn't see Perry eating the spaghetti and preparing to battle.

"So I guess I have to tell that I'm interested in this group I've heard about...Hey, do you feel something shaking?"

The earthquake had occurred while Perry was battling Doof, and Doof, Perry, broken Inators, and parts of traps for Perry, began boucing around the room.

"I had nothing to do with this!" Doof yelled.

It stopped.

DooF came out from underneath an Inator. "Curse you Perry the Platypuuuuuus!"

Perry would have been leaving, except that his tail was stuck under the same Inator.

"Ctrtrtrtrtr" Perry said.

Suddenly, the tower toppled over into the nearby ocean, well, it was supposed to be an ocean, it had disappered, instead, there was a pretty long drop to what looked like another town.

The tower fell off Danville and hurtled end over end to the strange town. Perry managed to get his tail unstuck, since everything was flying all over the place and got his jet pack. He blasted out of there, only to realize that he probably shouldn't leave poor Doofy in there, so he flew back and got him out.

"Oh thank you, Perry the Platypus, but do you know how much it costs to build a new lair, which I've only had to do a couple of times since that doesn't usually happen..."

Before Doof could say anything else, however, the was a sputtering noise as Perry's jet pack ran out of fuel.

Perry and Doof tumbled toward the strange town again, with Doof screaming.

"!"

End Chapter 1. (plz R&R)