EPIC DREAM: The Fanfic
Chapter 2: New Faces, Old Scams
(Danville)
Candace, still a little nervous from the earthquake, was in the kitchen having a bowl of soup for lunch, when she thought she heard something from the backyard.
She had just finished the soup and put the dishes in the sink when she definately heard something from the backyard.
She looked out the window and saw Phineas and Ferb and pals with a huge drill preparing to drill into the ground.
"I knew it! I knew they were up to something! They're so busted! Mom! Mom!"
Candace ran and got Linda and pratically dragged her outside, but of course, they were already gone.
"But, but, but, but," Candace stammered, but Linda had already walked back inside.
Candace got mad and walked over to the front yard, and suddenly walked straight into the hole that Phineas and Ferb's drill had made beside the house.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Candace screamed.
Fortunately, they hadn't been burrowing for very long, considering Candace only fell for a second before she landed on their drill.
They noticed Candace banging on the door and got her in.
"Guys, you do realize your so totally busted don't you?" Candace said.
"Busted?" Phineas asked.
Before they could say anything, there was a loud bang followed by Ferb jerking the steering wheel. Then the dirt and rocks they were in fell away. Below them was nothing but thin air for about 7000 feet.
"We're gonna die!" Baljeet screamed.
The drill came loose and began to fall. Everyone bagan screaming, including Phineas.
(Peach Creek)
Meanwhile, on a cul de sac, a short kid in a yellow shirt with seemingly only three strands of hair stood in front of his house.
"Step right up! You think you got what it takes to be a daredevil? Only 25 cents!" he said. But of course, none of the other kids came, they knew it was just another one of Eddy's scams to bum quarters off of them with the help of his similarly named pals Edd (or Double-D, as most knew him, or Sockhead, if it was Eddy) and Ed (the yellow skinned weird guy obbsesed with B-movies and gravy).
Eventually, a kid in a white shirt holding a piece of wood with a face drawn on it walked up.
"A daredevil! Cool!"
He gave Eddy a quarter and stepped onto a platform labeled "Stand Here" in crude lettering.
Eddy signaled Edd who let go of the rope with Ed attached to it. Ed dropped towards Jonny who jumped out of the way. Ed hit the ground which shook.
It didn't stop shaking for twenty seconds.
"I think that was an eartquake," Edd said. (A.N note: to clarify, it was an earthquake similar to the one in Danville.)
Jonny got up off the ground. "Couldn't it have been a little more exciting? Anyone could get out of the way."
A shadow suddenly loomed overhead. They looked up to see some gigantic drill bit falling in their direction.
Jonny jumped out of the way as the thing went straight into the ground.
"Haha, cool!" Jonny said as he grabbed Plank. "I want to do it again!" But the Eds were nowhere to be seen.
(Phineas and Ferb's drill bit)
Candace screamed suddenly as they flew through the ground of the town that had suddenly appeared, and also because they had picked up some hitchikers. Three boys who looked squiggly in appearance were stuck on the front of the bit. One of them began banging frantically on the windshield.
"Let us in!" he yelled.
Before Ferb could do that though, they came out of the dirt and into thin air again, with the other town still about 3500 feet below.
Everyone screamed and held on for dear life as it hurtled toward the town.
(PTI City) (OC's Universe)
Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Perry had landed in a large tree in the town they had fallen into. Nearby, Doof's lair was a wreck.
Doof hung from a limb by his lab coat, wildly flailing around to try and get himself loose as Perry climbed down the tree.
"Oh, Perry the Platypus! Can you get me down? Hellooooo?" Doof called. Perry looked around and noticed this town was apparently populated by funny animal cartoon characters.
Perry looked up and saw several huge landforms floating in the sky. He saw that Danville was on one floating 7000 feet off the ground. Several more floated closer to the ground, the closest one, one that also looked like a town that had a sign at the edge reading: "Welcome to Elmore", was floating about 500 feet above the nearby park.
Suddenly, Perry felt the ground shaking and saw another floating landform suddenly appear about 3500 feet off the ground. It seemed to be a suburben cul de sac.
"Hey! Perry The Platypus!"
Perry saw Doof still in the tree, or at least he thought it was Doof, Doof seemed to have turned into a crocodile. Perry figured that it had to do with where they were, but wasn't sure.
Perry started back towards the tree when there was a loud crash that came from behind him. A giant drill bit had landed in the street. Inside, Perry heard: "I think we have landed!" "Of coure we did, nerd, didn't you feel it?" Upon realizing that Phineas and Ferb were probably inside if Baljeet and Buford were, Perry took off his fedora and went into "mindless pet" mode.
"Perry the Platypus?" Doof called, still stuck in the tree, "where did you go? Help meeeee!"
The Eds weren't badly hurt either, they climbed off the drill bit. "Hey, Eddy, we have landed in a land of colors that have duck dogs!" Ed said, picking up Perry. "Ctrtrtrtrtrtr" Perry said. "I see that, but what IS this place?" Eddy replied, frustrated.
The door to the drill opened and Phineas and Ferb and pals walked out. "Wow," Phineas said, "where are we?" They heard yelling from in the nearby tree and saw Doof in the tree flailing about before falling out and landing on the ground. "OW!"
"That's interesting," Phineas said, "A talking crocodile pharmacist."
"What are you talking about! I'm not a crocodile!" Doof yelled, causing the kids to jump back. Doof then looked at himself and ran away screaming.
"Well, that was weird," Phineas said. Then he saw Ed (who was a yellow gecko) holding Perry.
"Oh, there you are Perry," Phineas said. Ed turned and saw Phineas walking up. "Hello, woodpecker! I am Ed, macaroni and cheese!"
Perry looked and saw to his shock that Phineas was indeed a woodpecker, Ferb was a green jay, and Candace, who was staggering out of the drill bit with a dizzy expression, was a flamingo.
The other Eds were a fox (Eddy), and a dolphin (Edd). Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet were a cardinal, bull, and chicken respectively.
Then another cartoon critter came out of a door in the tree, but he was a local.
"Oh, boy, a red raccon!" Ed said.
"Ed, that is not just a red raccoon," Double-Dee said, "that is actually a red panda."
"What's going on out here?" the guy (OC) asked. Looking at the wrecked drill and these folks he had never seen before."
"It's a long story," Ferb said.
(guitar riff!)
"?" he asked.
"That happens whenever Ferb talks for some reason." Baljeet said.
"Well, I'm Rex," the guy said, "Are you guys from those gigantic land masses up there?"
"Yeah."
Phineas told Rex about building the drill bit to go to the epicenter of an earthquake, falling out of the bottom of their world, (and plowing through Ed, Edd, and Eddy's world in the process), and ending up in this world.
"Well, we noticed those popping up the other day," Rex said, "but we didn't think much about it, but there are people up there?"
"Maybe that means that there are other people on those other islands."
"LIMA BEANS AND JELLO!" Ed yelled suddenly.
"We could find them..." Isabella suggested.
"Ehh, maybe we should leave them there," Rex said.
"Well, maybe this whole thing will make sense later, for now, we should try to figure this out," Phineas decided.
"Maybe exciting stuff will come from this predicament," Edd added.
"Stuff more exciting than this chapter!" Eddy said.
Everyone gave Eddy strange looks.
"WHAT?"
Phineas and Ferb and everyone decided to stay at Rex's place for the time being.
End Chapter 2 (AUTHOR NOTES: Characters introduced: Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Linda, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, Perry, Doof (Phineas and Ferb belong to Don and Swampy), Ed, Edd, Eddy, Johnny (Ed, Edd and Eddy belong to Dan Antonicci), Rex (OC's belong to me) Please Read and Review, this story will get better.)