EPIC DREAM: The Fanfic
Chapter 6: Escape!
"Guys! Help!" Timmy yelled. Everyone except Excalibur woke up and saw the guy standing there holding Timmy by the collar of his pink shirt.
"Put him down!" Edd said.
"Why would I want to do that?" the guy said, "he saw what I did so now he has to go with me!"
"Where are you taking him?" Brent asked.
"Why would I tell you?" the guy said.
Then Ed turned to look.
"TEDDY BEAR!"
He suddenly grabbed the guy, knocking his ski mask off.
The guy was indeed a teddy bear, a pink strawberry scented one.
"Lotso!" Phineas cried.
"How do you know who he is?" Mac asked.
"He's a Disney character, and so are Ferb and I," Phineas answered.
Lotso pushed a button on the sunglasses he was wearing and disappeared again, reappearing nearby.
"What are you doing?" Eddy asked.
Before Lotso could answer, there was a shriek of horror from Excalibur.
"GUYS! HELP!"
Excalibur woke up and dove into Brent's backpack.
"Are you ok, man?" Rex asked Excalibur, pulling him out of the backpack.
"B-b-b-bad dream." he replied, grinning sheepishly.
Then the gang noticed Lotso grinning in a way that gave them all the willies.
"Uh, what's going on?" Baljeet asked.
The ground was shaking again.
"Not again!" Eddy said.
Lotso attempted to teleport away when the ground beneath them cracked.
"Is it getting hot in here?" Bloo asked.
"Yes, yes it is," Phineas answered.
The ground cracked and lava started coming out.
"RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!" Everyone screamed.
Everyone ran away as fast as they could, but the lava was coming out fast.
"Where do we run?" Edd yelled.
"How do we get out of here?" Gumball added.
Everyone continued to panic until Eddy had an idea.
"Ed, let's do your Batter-Ed thing!"
Eddy told everyone to line up behind Ed and hang on to the person in front of them.
When everyone was ready, Ed charged through a wall and plowed through the rocks just as the survival rate back in the cave was almost nada.
"Where do we stop?" Rex asked, tightening his grip on Dib's skinny legs.
As if answering, they shot out and ended up on a large ledge.
"I think we just got out of the frying pan and into the oven," Gumball said.
He was right, the was nothing else except for an expansive lava lake in front of them. And, considering that there was still lava coming from behind them, it seemed that everyone experiencing a firey demise was inevitable.
Timmy turned away from everyone, who were all panicking again, and got Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof.
"You have gotta at least have something!"
"Well, I don't know Timmy," Wanda said, "We could try to at least get you guys out of here!"
Timmy thought fast, then noticed another opening across the lava pit. He thought of a good wish then turned to the fairies.
"I wish there was a big bridge over the lava to that cave over there!"
Cosmo and Wanda tried, and Poof tried, then
POOF
There was a bridge.
"Where did that come from?" Darwin asked.
"Who cares!" Eddy yelled, "Run for it!"
They ran as fast as they could across the bridge, eventually making it safely across.
"Look!" Dib yelled.
The wall where they come out of completely exploded, sending pieces of rock, crystal, and lava flying everywhere.
A boulder went flying in their direction, prompting them to hurry into the cave.
CRASH
It was almost pitch black in there now, so Brent handed out some flashlights.
"Well, that was exciting!" Phineas said.
"Maybe a little too exciting," Edd moaned leaning against the wall to catch his breath.
"Buttered toast!" Ed sighed.
Looking ahead, there seeemed to be not much of anything except for a path, that lead further into the cave.
"I guess we have no other choice," Rex said, looking back at the blocked entrance.
"If it leads to more lava, I don't know what I'll do!" Excalibur moaned.
As they walked down the path, they wondered what happened to Lotso, as he didn't come with, they assumed that he probably had been burnt up by the lava, so they didn't give much thought about him...
(Somewhere Unknown)
?: What are you doing here? You're supposed to be executing Plan B!
? #2: They got away, thanks to that scum bucket beaver toothed kid!
? #1: Huh?
He shows ?#1 a picture of Timmy.
? #2: This is Timmy Turner, looks like some normal kid, huh? Well, he's anything but! His parents don't have enough time for him, so he's been assigned "Fairly Oddparents" or something, and can be granted any wish. He used said fairies to escape, and now our plans have been messed up again!
? #1: Well, we just have to go to Plan C then!
? #2: I thought you said we never have plan Cs?
? #1: We do now! We need to get rid of that kid and his fairies!
(Meanwhile at the cave)
Sometime later, after walking for some time, they stopped to take a break.
"I kinda wish we were still up on the surface right now," Brent said.
They talk for sometime, mostly about how all this wasn't adding up. I mean, cartoon worlds being mashed up into one none of them never heard of, a hole in the ground, lava, bridges, it just didn't seem to add up.
"Where did that bridge come from anyway?" Mac wondered.
No one knew, but Timmy looked a little nervous.
"Are you ok Timmy?" Rex asked.
"Uhh-"
Suddenly, there was a flash. Everyone turned to see three more dudes dressed in black appear.
One was a rather brawny guy with a rather unerving sneer, another was a brown rabbit with big ears with the creepiest glare ever, and another was a short guy, but it wasn't Lotso, and he was completely dressed in black.
"Uh, what do you want?" Eddy asked.
The rabbit replied with a blow to the stomach, with his ear?
"Oww! You're asking for it!" Eddy yelled, throwing a rock at him.
The rabbit caught it with his ear and hit Dib in the back of the head with it.
Eventually, everyone was in on it, beating up the bad guys who beat them up right back.
Timmy was trying to avoid getting hit and got Cosmo and Wanda. Poof showed up too, but was scared and hid in Timmy's pocket.
"I wish this was over!" Timmy yelled, but before that happened, the short guy suddenly siezed Cosmo and Wanda's wands.
"Hey! That's mine!" Cosmo yelled.
Startled, everyone turned to look as the short fella grabbed both wands(?) and the rabbit held Timmy in a death grip with his ears.
The short guy turned to them.
"You !#!# will never get out of here now that we have your buck toothed friend, and just to make sure, (he held up one of the wands) I wish that you guys were all statues!"
Poof!
And that's exactly what happened. They all turned into statues and were unable to move.
Laughing, the bad guys left with Timmy and the fairies, leaving the statuefied characters in the cave.
After a moment, Dib thought: "I knew that today would just get worse..."
End Chapter 6 (Author Notes: Characters introduced: Lotso (Toy Story 3) If you've watched the movie "Hoodwinked!" then you probably figured out that the rabbit is Boingo, the big bad of that movie, (if you haven't, then forget what you just read right then). All characters belong to their rightful owners. Hopefully they'll get out of their predicament soon, oh, and if you're wondering what happened to Perry and Dr Doofenschmirtz, stay tuned, they'll show up later...)