EPIC DREAM: The Fanfic
Chapter 7: We Work Real Hard At The Hat Factory
Everyone was still a statue version of themselves, thanks to the bad guys.
There was nothing to do, they couldn't talk or anything, just stand there.
Excalibur got bored and tried to move, but of course, he couldn't.
"I wish I could move," he thought.
Then all of a sudden, he could.
"Hey, what a coincidence," he thought. (he'd later find out that it wasn't though)
He still couldn't talk though, but it didn't occur to him.
"I wish they could move too, I'll get lonely by myself," he thought.
Everyone was able to move.
Excalibur felt that he was on to something. "What if we could talk?"
"That is the absolute lamest way to save us, you stupid fanfic writer!" Eddy yelled.
"It was the best I could come up with," Arandomdude345 said.
"Whatever," Eddy said.
"Yeah!" Excalibur yelled, "I saved everybody! Whoa!"
Crash!
Excalibur fell over and broke in half.
"Why are we still statues though?" Phineas asked.
Excalibur quickly thought: "I wish we were normal." And they were.
"Excalibur!" Isabella yelled, "You're still in half!"
Ooops. Excalibur realized he should have thouht this through more.
"Eh, just put me back together, I'll be fine..."
Sometime later, after walking for some time, Edd asked Excalibur how he "saved everybody".
"I'm not sure Double-Dee," he replied, "I just wished I was able to move, and that's what happened."
"Fasinating," Edd said.
Now they thought about how they were going to get out of there and rescue Timmy. But Double-Dee continued to wonder how Excalibur was able to save them. It couldn't just be some random way to get out of their situation. Maybe it had to do with the hat Lotso put on him...
"No, that's ridiculous," Edd decided.
"Hey," Gumball said, "Is it getting warmer in here?"
"I hope it's not more lava," Brent said.
Then their footsteps sounded more like they were walking on metal.
"What is this?" Rex wondered.
"Over there!" Buford said, pointing.
They came up over a large ramp, and to their surprise, they saw what looked like a huge factory, with large machinery, converyor belts, and a giant furnace.
"Oh, boy!" Ed said, "It is just like 'Revenge of the Robotic Maniacs'!"
"Ed, come back!"
Ed ran down the ramp, laughing in his usual way, with Phineas and the rest of the gang hurrying after.
(Somewhere Unknown)
? #1: What the? They escaped?
? #2: How?
? #3: I was so ### sure I had gotten rid of them!
? #4: Will you stop jabbering long enough to get back up and kill them all before they find out about the factory!
? #1: Too late, they found it, and that yellow skinned dude with the unibrow is going to destroy it.
? #4: Case in point! Go get them!
They had managed to get down to a railing and looked over.
"What are they making?" Rex asked no one in particular.
Brent took some binoculars out of his backpack and looked at an assembly line.
He saw some dome shaped metal objects moving down it.
"I'm not sure," he said, "We'd have to get a closer look."
Then Ed pointed nearby. "The guards!"
Everyone looked to see more people dressed in black running down towards them.
"Can we go ten mintues without meeting them?" Baljeet asked.
They ran away, but the bad guys must have been wearing Sketchers or something, because they were catching up quickly.
They ran around a corner only to find several branching walkways going in several directions.
"Time for the manatory splitting up?" Eddy asked.
"Well, every story has one," Phineas said.
So Rex, Dib, Gumball, Darwin, and Baljeet went to the left, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and the Eds went straight ahead, Brent and Buford went to the right, and Excalibur, Mac, and Bloo crawled into a shaft.
When the bad guys caught up, they naturally assumed that they had gone everywhere but straight ahead, so they split up too, with the brawny guy and another bruiser type guy running to the left, the rabbit and two other smaller dudes going to the right, and the short dude from earlier noticing the open shaft and figuring that at least one person had gone into it, went in.
Rex's crew ran down, but they came to a dead end.
"We're doomed," Baljeet said as they heard the footsteps coming.
Gumball and Darwin didn't seem worried, though, when the two bad guys came around the corner:
"Hiyah!"
The two of them jumped up in karate poses.
"You'll have to get past us!" Gumball said.
The two bad dudes looked unamused.
"We know karate!" Saying this, Gumball karate chopped a piece of wood on the ground, except that the wood didn't break, and Gumball made a face that seemed to indicate that his hand had instead.
"Waaah!"
The bad guys laughed at poor Gumball, but didn't see Darwin noticing a large switch on the wall beside him.
"Hiya!"
Darwin kicked it, sending everyone flying down a chute.
"Whoaaaaaaaaa!" Everyone cried.
The bruisers went flying in one direction while Rex, Baljeet, and the others in their group went in another.
"Uh oh," Dib said, pointing ahead where the chute ended.
They reached the end and went flying through the air.
"Aaaah!"
Phineas and Ferb's group wound up in some sort of office type area.
"Well, I don't think anyone went after us," said Eddy.
"But that means they went after everyone else!" Isabella said.
They thought about what to do, when Phineas and Ferb found some tools.
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do right now!"
Brent and Buford wound up on a walkway going by the furnace.
"It's hot over here, eh Buford?" Brent said.
Buford didn't reply, instead point at rabbit and his two cohorts running up.
One of the two short dudes grabbed Brent's leg and tried to make him fall down.
Buford grabbed the little twerp and gave him a wedgie.
"Owwwww!" he yelled, "Gretel! Get this dumkof away from me!"
The other short person jumped onto Buford's head punching him with all the ferocity of a pit bull.
Buford did not like that. In a moment, both of the bully kids had gone flying into a nearby wall and were unconscious.
They still had to deal with Boingo though, who procceded to try and knock the two of them off into the furnace.
Buford tried to get rid of Boingo, but was sent sliding down the walkway while the evil bunny took to beating up Brent.
Brent was much bigger and stronger than Boingo, being a dinosaur and all, so when Boingo gave up and turned his sights on buford, Brent quickly ran up tackled the rabbit, who was knocked unconscious.
"Quick," Brent said, "We need to find the others."
They would have, but...
Excalibur, Mac, and Bloo continued to climb the shaft.
"Is anyone behind us?" Mac asked Excalibur.
Then there was some loud banging from a little ways behind them along with a voice saying bad dude things because his outfit was caught on something.
"That answer your question?" Bloo asked.
The three of them managed to reach the end of the vent, only to realize that it came out over the furnace.
"Where do we go?" Mac asked.
Excalibur pointed out a rather skinny walkway beside the vent.
They jumped onto it and continued down it as the bad guy tried to climb out of the vent, but got stuck because he was too fat to get out of it.
It was hot enough already, but for Excalibur it was even worse, because he was a fish, and fish like cold water, not the hot convection of a furnace, which was hotter than Topeka.
"Wheeeeep! Go on without me guys! I can't make it!" he cried.
Mac quickly turned and grabbed Excalibur, but he couldn't move very fast, he needed help.
"Bloo, help me out here!" Mac called.
"But I'm allergic to fish!" Bloo said.
"No you're not! Help me or he'll get us!" Mac pointed to the bad guy who had just gotten himself unstuck.
"I'm sweating enough already, Mac, you just get him!" Bloo said, crossing his arms.
"Bloo! Can't you think about someone other than yourself just this once!" Mac cried, "We're going to die!"
Bloo sighed and grabbed Excaliber, and they made better progress, especially considering the bad guy had to stop every so often, because he was hot, too.
Excalibur was starting to get a little dazed.
"Ohhhhhh, I'm turning into a big swordfish steak! Ohhhhhh, I'm not gonna make it!"
Mac tried to reassure Excalibur that he was fine, but he wasn't sure himself, he looked behind himself and saw that the bad guy was running as fast as he could.
"We're not going to make it..." Mac thought.
Then he heard a strange noise, it sounded like...screaming?
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"
Rex and the rest of his crew suddenly showed up, still flying through the air and landed smack dab on top of the fat guy.
"Rex!" Mac called, "Excalibur's sick!"
Excaliber mumbled something about his face being the greatest in Koridi, or else he would die.
Brent and Buford ran up from nearby.
"What's going on?" Brent asked.
Then suddenly the bad guys came running up, surrounding them, including others who had regained consciousness.
"We're doomed," Baljeet said.
But they had completely forgotten about Phineas and Ferb, who suddenly showed up, along with Isabella and the Eds, on the hovercraft they had built from things in the office.
"Jump on! Quick!" Edd yelled.
They jumped onto the hovercraft and shot away as the bad guys hollered at them.
"We made it!" Rex said as he doused Excalibur with a bunch of water.
They landed at a much safer place and sat down to catch their breath.
"Hey look!" Mac said.
They landed by an assembly line with a bunch of hats on it.
"This is interesting," Dib said, "They all look like normal hats."
Edd tore the fabric off one. "But they have metal in them," he said, "There must be something about them."
"Well, if there is," Eddy said, "Then what is it?"
They looked at the caps on the line, then looked at the one on Excalibur's fin. It sure looked the same...
? #1: They got away again?
? #2: Yeah, those two boys with the funny heads got them this time.
? #1: Ok, I'm sick of them! Get our secret weapon.
? #2: You mean, "The T"?
? #1: Yes, they won't get away this time!
"Now that we have your hovercraft, we can get out of here without a problem!" Mac said to Phineas and Ferb.
"Well, we'd better hop on before something else happens!" Rex said.
They had all gotten back on when there was a loud bang from nearby.
A red blur flew up. He appeared to be an anti-Superman with red hair and a red outfit with a big red T on it.
"Going somewhere?" he asked.
"Quick, Phineas," Bloo said, "get us out of here!"
Phineas gunned the engine, but it was too late, Tighten flew up and took the engine out of the hovercraft.
"Augh!" Everyone yelled as the machine dropped to the ground with a crash.
More bad dudes came up menacingly.
"Well, this stinks," Eddy said, "NOW we're dead!"
End Chapter 7 (Author Notes: Characters introduced: Hansel and Gretel (Hoodwinked!), Tighten/Hal (MegaMind), (the identities of the other agent characters will be revealed at a later date) Once again, I own nothing except the OC's.)