Random Story about Torn that doesn't have a name part 2
(LINE PLZ)
Me: Ah, I'll update this story and work on Eckoja Wolf later on. This is actually gonna be good and random.
Torn: Why are you doing this to me...? TT_TT
Me: It's not torture. It's randomness at its finest.
Jak: (is too busy calling the creators of The Lost Frontier to complain about it)
Me + Torn: -_-;
Me: Second chapter has beer and Erol in a dress and you singing more Japanese songs and some crazyness.
(LINE AGAIN)
After a rough couple of nights of not being able to sleep (due to a certain duo doing stuff in bed), Daxter began planning a huge party at the Naughty Ottsel. Tess helped with the food, Ashlein and Keira sent out the invites and the guys just... Sat around in the lounge, drinking bottles of beer and talking about random stuff. There was Erol, Torn, Jak, Kija, Sig, Damas and some other non-important people.
"Does anyone know where Kleiver is...?" Damas asked. Jak said, "Nope... Last time I saw him was before I left Spargus. He was trying to fit 3 giant rocks down his gun.. thingy..." And the blonde looked at Kija WHO was talking to Torn about the stupidest moment in their lives. Buuuut Jak thought Torn was trying a few moves on the young boy. So he marched over to the ex-KG and shouted, "WHAT are you sayin' to Kija!" Torn looked at Jak and said, slightly drunk, "Just... Random stuffles... Like Metal Heads and... Zoomers and other thingies..." Jak wasn't buying it. So he grabbed his super awesome mega morph gun and pointed it at Torn, saying, "That is what you get for messin' with me!" And he shot at Torn with... balloons.
"Who the heck replaced my ammo with balloons!" Jak shouted to everyone. Erol raised his hand and said, smiling his stupid smile like always, "They are nice, right...?" Everyone sweatdropped from that. Kija just stood up and walked to the bathroom. Jak looked at the screen and did that goofy eyebrow thing with the smile and ran after Kija. And he locked the door. Torn just facepalmed with a sigh and sat at the bar, htting his head against the counter. Ashlein asked Torn, who was still facedesking himself, "What are Kija and Jak doing in the bathroom...?" Torn, dazed, said, "You do NOT... Want to know what those 2 doing, OK? Trust me..." And he went back to hitting his little redhead off the counter until his forehead began bleeding and he fainted, falling to the floor.
Then, out of no where, Erol appeared in a pink fluffy dress, COMPLETE with parasol and high heels. Everyone was like, "WHAT THE HELL!" At the sight of Erol in a dress and high heels. Torn woke up and saw the KG commander in the dress and shouted, "OH MY GOD!" And he passed out again. "Torn, you should've known I like to wear dresses... After all, that's why I asked you to buy them all for me when you were still apart of the Krimson Guards..." Erol said, dragging Torn towards the back room. Keira just smiled and walked over to the other girls when Razer came in, in all his stuck-up glory, along with Jinx. But no one cares about them, sadly.
Soon, Erol came back out with Torn who was dressed in the same outfit Len wore in 'The Runaway of Len Kagamine'. Ashlein just jawdropped; Tess just fainted and Keira grabbed a sketchpad and began drawing things you should never see. No really. Erol said, happily, "Torn will sing a song for you all while wearing that outfit!" Torn, on the other hand, was mortifed by the outfit. But he had to do it. If he didn't, Erol would show everyone the pic of him and Kija he took in the first chapter. So he got on stage and waited for the music to start. It did and Torn counted down:
"One, two-"
"It's time to grab Kagamine Len and play!" Jak screamed as he ran in, dressed in the same outfit as Torn along with Kija. "What are you doing here!" Torn whispered. Jak just said, "I was bored..." So Torn sang the next part:
"My name is Kagamine Len~ This year I turn 14 and I'm getting to the point of where I don't wanna be called a shota but I talked to Onee-chan and she said"
"Len-kun, you can pull it off since you are so short~"
"Nurse, maid, school swimming suit, priestess, Master, are you a bit... off? uh... No matter how you look at it, he's just a pervert (Aaah~) I'm just a little bad at singing. But don't worry, I'll sing around anyway... Is what Master made me say..."
All the while Torn, Jak and Kija sang, Damas was drinking his way into a coma while Sig was trying to get a random Metal head off his head. The girls were spazzing out at how cute the 3 on stage looked. Keira was too busy making a Yaoi manga including the trio which Ashlein was helping with... For some reason. Samos wasn't there at the party because SOMEONE got the log on his head infested with termites. Daxter began singing 'Kiss Me Hug Me Love Me' in English which was pretty bad since he was drunk as a skunk. And I have no idea how drunk a skunk can get.
Anyways...
After a few hours of partying and being humiliated infront of most of the city, Torn said goodbye to everyone else and closed the door. Damas was passed out on the floor, drunk and Sig was sleeping while cuddling a Metal Head's head. It was cute and creepy at the same time. Then, Jak and Kija came out of the bathroom finally. "What the hell were you 2 doing in the bathroom while I was getting humiliated!" Torn shouted. Kija didn't say anything. Infact, he was quiet. For once. Jak said, "Well... I gave him a person lesson in... 'self defense'..." And the duo walked out the door and back to the hideout. Torn just stood there, staring at them as they walked away, hand in hand. "I don't understand what that kid wants... And what Jak wants as well..." He said to himself. Damas eventually woke up and he had to drag Sig back to Spargus all bu himself. When Torn walked into the hideout, the duo and Daxter were sound asleep. "Well, at least the rat didn't do anything stupid this time..." Torn said to himself and went to sleep.
(omg keith drove off a cliff and broke both his legs)
Me: Oh my god that was a good chapter!
Torn: TT_TT You made me dress in girly clothes... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Me: ;A; B-but Tornie... You looked so cute in those clothes...!
Erol: I have to admit but she's right. You looked sexy~
Torn: O_o Someone kill him, PLEASE!
Jak : Leave that to me. (drags erol outside the room)
Me: Yay Jak. Anyways reviews needed! Feel free to send in some ideas for the next chapter! My minions will be here!
Torn: Hey! I am NOT your minion!