Random Story about Torn that doesn't have a name part 3

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Me: Happy New Year! It's 2011!

Torn: And...?

Me: That means another year of art and writing! 8D Oh Yeah! THE REPO MAN's chapter idea is in this.

Errol: What is it again...? I forget... (typical errol.. in my mind)

Jak: Uh... (picks up lists of ideas for chapters) Oh yeah. Errol is suppose to tell Torn he loves him.

Torn: Wait what-

Me: DISCLAIMER!... Can you say it for once, Torn?

Torn: FINE. Holly doesn't own any of us. We all belong to Naughty Dog. All she owns is Kija and some other stuff. (sits down)

Me: YAY. (hugs torn to death) Oops...

Jak: Did you just kill him!

Torn: X_X I'm OK... I think...

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The sun shined early in the morning over Haven City. It's orangey glow looked lovely. Any normal person would be on the roof of their houses, looking at the sunrise. HOWEVER, our tattooed and very badass Torn was trying NOT to rip Kija's head off. For you see, the young Eckoja was bouncing all over the hideout from a massive sugar rush. So, Torn did what any NORMAL person with a brain did: He gave Kija a few fireworks and told him to fire them at Errol. So he did. After Kija left, Torn went back to trying to get some sleep. Fighting against a raging, insane, really Eco-crazy and probably gay Baron Praxis wasn't easy. Especially when the ex-KG yawned and a fly flew into his mouth. Why does that happen a lot in cartoons? 'cuz it's funny.

Anyways, as our little Eckoja went towards Errol's pretty pink house that was surrounded with pink flowers and a pink fence, the insane KG commander walked out, dressed in a certain video game character's outfit. (which is complete with a shard of glass and a blue dress with a appron) He looked at Kija who was holding the box of fireworks and said, "Hi." Errol skipped over to Kija and asked, "Why are you holding that box of fireworks...? Is it New years eve!" Kija sweatdropped and said, "No, that was a few days ago. You missed it... Anyways-" But he was cut off by Errol starting to cry because he missed the most epic New years eve party at the Naughty Ottsel since he had to command the Krimzon Guards that day. "I missed it..? I WAS BUSY THAT DAY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" And the usually careless, insane, evil Errol began having a crying fit right infront of the young Eckoja.

Meanwhile, back at the hideout, Torn was sitting at the desk with all the maps on it. (which still don't do anything) "You know... These maps are from another place..." He said. To be honest, the maps were of a place called 'Hyrule', where ever that was. So, Torn folded up the maps into paper boats and hats and started being silly, pretending that he was a cpatain to a grand pirate ship and all that stuff. Then, out of no where, Jak came in with a bucket of glowing Metal Head gems. He saw the ex-KG and asked, "What are you doing, Torn...?" Torn quickly turned to see Jak but ended up falling backwards onto his ass from turning too fast. "I'm OK." He said, sitting up. "Anyway, I finished that mission..." Jak said, placing the bucket of glowing stones to the side. Suddenly, Errol and Kija came in, both were covered in pink paint.

"Need I ask why you two are all pink...?" Torn asked, in his usual way, picking up one of those rainbow flat candy suckers and started chewing on it. Kija coughed up some pink paint and said, "We fell into a giant bucket of paint that they were using to cover this new store for girls who love pink." Then, Errol walked over to Torn, still covered in pink paint, and said, grabbing his hand, "Torn...?" The ex KG asked, trying to break free from the insane KG commander's pink painted hand, "What do you want, you insane freak...?" Errol laughed and said, in a sweet kind of way, "Now why would you call the person who loves you that...?" Torn gasped and nearly facepalmed. He said, getting angry already, "Say what now...?" Kija randomly said, "What." Torn threw a book at him.

Errol said, taking out a bunch of flowers that came out of no where, "I love you, my sexy tattooed commander~" And he attempted to kiss Torn all over but the ex commander shouted, "NO WANT RAPE!" And Kija threw a boot at Errol's head THUS knocking him out. "Great... As if I had ENOUGH things to worry about... Now I have Errol being in love with me!" Torn ranted, sitting at his desk. Kija, now clean of any pink paint, poked his head up beside Torn and smiled. Then, he began hugging the commander like there was no tomorrow. "ACK! WHY are you hugging me!" Torn shouted, trying to break free from Kija's insane death hug. The little Eckoja said, smiling, "I just felt like hugging you~" And then, Kija planted a quick kiss onto Torn's face, making him more angry than he already was- er, is. So, Torn threw Kija over his shoulder onto the floor. The boy poked his head up and smiled again, racing outside. "I don't get that kid at all..." Torn said to himself before sitting on a chair... Only to end up falling backwards onto the floor again.

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Me: Sorry it's so short...! I've been working on some videos and other things for the last while and I haven't gotten the chance to update this! DX

Torn: To be honest, I liked this chapter...

Me: O.O REALLY! That's a first... Anyways! Next chapter... NEED IDEAS! (i kinda have one or 2 but i need more!)