EPIC DREAM: The Fanfic

Chapter 10: Agent P and Agent Chum

The piece of land that Perry and Dr. Doofenschmirtz was on got smaller and smaller.

"Well, Perry the Platypus," Doof said, "maybe that Voidinator was a little too strong."

Perry made a look that seemed to say: "You don't say."

"Well," Doof continued, "I really have to go. They gave me these sunglasses and said to use them in case I was about to die, but I don't know how to-"

Doof merely touched the glasses and vanished, leaving Perry alone on the increasingly shrinking piece of land.

Perry quickly took his jet pack out of his hat and blasted off as that last little bit of land vanished.

Perry didn't know where to go, he just knew he had to get away from here!

As he flew around, he heard something.

"Help! Help!"

Perry turned to see the last little bit of land, the only things remaining being a few trees, and a kid in one.

There was no escape for the kid, so Perry veered toward there and grabbed the kid before the last of the worlds disappeared into the Void.

"Thank you," Chum Chum said. Then it sunk in that his best pal Fanboy was gone and he started crying hysterically.

Needless to say, Perry was more anxious to find somewhere to land now.

After flying for a while, Perry and Chum Chum eventually landed in Bermuda.

Chum Chum explored the area while Perry tried to contact Major Monogram.

Click

Perry actived his two way wristwatch television.

Monogram's channel was very staticky, but Perry could barely hear the Major's voice coming from the speaker.

"Kccccccchhhhhh...Agent...Kccchhhhh...Stop...Kccccchhhhh...enshmir...Kccchhh...Sheeze..."

Sheeze? Who or what was Sheeze? (Remember, Perry doesn't know about the plan) Perry desparetely tried to get a better signal.

Eventually, the signal got a little bit better, but Perry could make out the Major's face, he seemed to be riding on a tiny pink tricycle pedaling as hard as he could away from a giant Inator rolling towards him.

"Agent P? Are you there?" Monogram said, "The hats that are being given away to everyone are dangerous! If you find one, don't put it on! You'll be trapped in your worst or weirdest dream forever!"

Agent P looked deadpan.

"Oh, uh, I had this dream when I was a lot younger."

"He had it last week!" Carl called from nearby, also on a tricyle.

"Oh, whatever, anyway, if my resources are correct, you are the only person not affected by these hats, since you aren't wearing one," Monogram said.

Perry then motioned for Chum Chum to come over.

"Ooooh, cool! A TV on your watch!" Chum Chum said, tapping on it.

"Who's that?" Monogram asked.

Perry didn't answer, since he didn't talk.

"Well, Agent P, you and your friend have to find out how to rescue everyone and stop Doofenschmirtz and his accplompleces, you're the only ones who can, Monogram out."

"Pedal faster, sir!"

"I'm trying, Carl, I'm trying!"

Perry turned off the watch and noticed Chum Chum standing there awestruck.

"You're a secret agent? Cool! Do you have any of those special things that they always use? Do you have poisonous comicbooks, or exploding dental floss? Or how about this cool looking hat? Does it do anything?"

Annoyed, Perry gave Chum Chum some cash to get something from a nearby snack machine and tried to evaluate the situtation.

So he and Chum Chum were the only ones unaffected by the hats, er, well, at least they didn't have those hats on, so how the heck were they supposed to rescue the affected and somehow save the world?

Just then, Chum Chum came back.

"The snack machine didn't have anything I liked so bought this hat! No I'm a secret agent!"

To his shock, Perry saw that Chum Chum had found a Thingy Cap and had put it on.

Perry tried to take it off, but the hat was stuck to the boy's noggin.

Perry tried to contact Major Monogram again, but the channel had gotten worse and it was impossible to get anything comprehensible.

Chum Chum had walked back to the snack machine and was checking for something he could get from it.

"I don't like any of these things!" he mumbled, "Sigh, I wish there was a machine that vended Frosty Freeze."

Suddenly, a shiny new machine appeared beside the first one.

The awestruck Chum Chum walked up to it and started vending a ton of the stuff from the machine.

Perry had given up trying to contact someone and turned to Chum Chum, who had started eating as much as they could.

Chum Chum burped and had a brain freeze.

Dumbfounded, Perry grabbed a piece of paper and asked Chum Chum where it came from.

"I dunno, I just wished there was one and it came up!"

Then Chum Chum frowned. "It just isn't the same without my friend Fanboy. I wish he were here to see this."

Then there was a strange noise from nearby, and a pinkish colored outline appeared. It was shaped like Fanboy, but nothing else happened, it was just the outline moving like it was running from something. There was also a big red X behind it for some reason.

"Fanboy...?"

"Chum Chum?" Fanboy's voice said, the outline stopping and looking around, "wh-where are you?"

"Right here!" Chum Chum said, "I was about to fall into the big purple hole, but then Perry rescued me, where are you?"

"I'm running from a big monster from last week's comic book! It was a dream I had last Friday, and you were in it, but you're not here, there's an X where you were."

Perry decided that if Chum Chum had fallen in, then he would be where that X was.

"Do you see us?" Chum Chum asked, "I found this neat hat, it grants wishes! Just like a genie!"

"Can you wish that I was out of here?" Fanboy asked.

"I tried that and it didn't work!" Chum Chum said, "I can't get you out! Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!"

Perry tried once again to contact Major Monogram, and got a slightly better signal, but it was only strong enough to decipher what the Major was saying.

"Agent P? What's going on?"

Perry typed in his message.

"The short kid wound up with one of the Thingy Caps and has managed to be able to talk to his friend who fell into the Void. We don't know to save him or anyone else."

Monogram replied a moment later.

"Agent P, I know it's risky, but I think you have to enter the other boy's dream and try to figure something out. If you have to escape, just press the red button in your hat."

Perry was suprised and signed off. He suspected that something was wrong with what the Major had just said. Was the message genuine? Or was it a trick to get Perry out of the way, made by someone who was in league with Doof?

Talk about a dilemma, Perry looked to Chum Chum and the outline of Fanboy. He decided to take the chance. He wrote on the piece of paper and showed it to Chum Chum.

"Imagine that we're inside Fanboy's dream? Chum Chum read, "Well, ok, if you say so."

"What if we were in Fanboy's dream?"

A Void appeared right underneath the two and down they went.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Perry and Chum Chum landed right beside Fanboy in a pink slushie world.

"Yay!" the two boys yelled, hugging each other and dancing around.

Then there was a roar and a large green monster peeked from behind a large mound of Frosty Freeze.

"The Boogie Monster from Issue #435! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Fanboy and Chum Chum yelled, running away.

Perry was revulsed by the creature and quickly reached up to his hat...but it wasn't his hat. It was a Thingy Cap!

Oh crap! It was a trap! Perry was now stuck in a CloudCukooLand with a monster with no way to escape!

CTRCTRCTRCTRCTRCTRCTR (Translation: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

End Chapter 10 (Author notes: (Characters introduced: Phineas and Ferb: (Major Monogram and Carl) belongs to Dan and Swampy. I own none of these characters except the OCs. I honestly have no idea what Fanboy and Chum Chum's comics are like so I just came up with the Boogie Monster off the top of my head cause I thought it would fit the boys' world, if I'm worng about this, then correct me.)