Random Story about Torn that doesn't have a name Part 4 FINALE

(LINE PLZ)

Me: Sorry, I haven't updated this for months now. I've been stuck with Writer's Block for this. I haven't really played any of the games for a while now since I started playing my 360 and Persona 3 FES... And Assassin's Creed 2... and Nyan Cat FLY!

Torn: Nyan Cat FLY? What's that suppose to be?

Me: It's a game based off the popular Pop Tart Cat animation along with the song, "Nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanya".

Jak: What's Pop tart cat?

Me: A cat that has the body of a poptart, has a rainbow trail behind it and is in space.

Torn/ Jak: (WTF face)

Me: (trollolol face) Problem, guys?

Daxter: O.o;

Me: Anyways, don't anytihng in this except Kija.

(owata)

Days after getting the insane and strange Errol out of the Underground hideout, Torn was sitting at the 'epic desk' as Kija calls it. Not only did he have to deal with Kija's hyper attitude, there was also the war against Praxis, the Metal Heads, the Krimzon Guards AND he had to avoid Errol as much as possible. "I hate my life..." Torn said in defeat, falling against one of the beds. "I love your life~" Kija said, making the ex KG scream jump up onto the ceiling. "Will you STOP DOING THAT!" Torn shouted, falling onto the floor. Hard. "What do you want now, kid?" He shouted, standing up and rubbing the now appearing bump on his backside. Kija smiled and was about to say something when Torn hiccuped. "HICCUPS! I NEVER get hiccups! Why the hell am I getting them now!" Torn shouted, then he let out another hiccup. "Ow that one hurt!" Kija smiled and said, "I know a few ways to get rid of hiccups... Wanna let me help?" Torn glared at the kid a bit before sighing, "Fine, you can help me out... HIC!"

"OK, here's the first one... Try standing on your head while holding a mouthful of water for one minute..." Kija said. "I can't stand on my head! Hic!" Torn shouted before letting out a fit of hiccups. "OK, OK! I'll try it!" The tattooed elf attemped to stand on his head. "Wait... how do I drink water upside down?" He shouted. Kija picked up a small hoze and shoved it into the ex KG's mouth. And just a heads up, the hoze is connected to the sink. Kija turned on the water but he turned it on too high and Torn ended up falling backwards while coughing up water. "TOO MUCH WATER!" Torn shouted, standing up. "Did it work, though...?" Kija asked. It was silent for a minute when... "HIC! Aw, for fuck's sake!" Torn cursed out loud.

After many attempts to get rid of Torn's hiccups and many trips to the doctor, Kija was down to his last idea. "What's the last HIC! idea...?" Torn asked, sitting on the oh-so epic desk. Kija smiled his trademark smile and disappearered from sight. Torn, wondering where the kid went to, had a bad feeling about this. All of a sudden, he felt something on his shoulder. Turning his head to the right, sitting right behind him, was a giant Metal Head. The ex KG screamed at the top of his lungs, sounding like a girl, and jumped towards the ceiling, holding onto the ceiling light for dear life. Then, the 'Metal Head' took it's head off, revealing Kija who was laughing. "YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK!" Torn yelled before falling onto the desk.

"Well, at least the hiccups are gone..." Kija said. Torn waited a few minutes before standing in glory, "YES! They're gone!" Kija smiled and asked, "Do I get a reward of my liking...?" The ex KG glared at the kid and said, annoyed, "NO."

(.na)

And that's it. No more for this story or series. I've moved onto My Little Pony and Persona 3. Sorry if it's short and stuff; I never worked on this at all.