I think everyone deserves an omake today, seeing as how my partner-in-crime's Internet died. I suggest those who read this look up "Suwako" on Google. Touhou has recently become my drug. Literally. N-n-nice boat, Suwako's nice boat...

/maniacal laughter

"Ahhh..." Fran yawned softly as light filtered through the curtains of the blood-red room. She had been here for many months now, yet the days had melded together. Not to say that all days were the same; there was never a dull moment with her princess the orgies they had... Fran snapped herself out of her daze and shook herself from the blush she wore, replacing it with a frown as she found herself alone in the bed. As if that wasn't enough, she also had this odd feeling that something else was amiss in her room, but she couldn't quite put her finger on it.

Once again shrugging off her feelings, Fran started for the bathroom. Now, simply to give the poor girl some air, we shall simply say that she had gone to take a shower, judging by the noises from the bathroom, and leave it at that. No reason to follow the loli into shower when we know what she's doing... right? ...Ahem, leaving whatever else might have happened in there to the imagination, Fran walked out with a towel closed loosely at her chest (not like there's anything there to hold it up...). Steam poured out as Fran walked to her dresser, inspecting her appearance putting on her clothes. She pulled on her familiar school girl uniform, as, for reasons unknown, she was allowed by Xena to wear it in place of the black coat.

I still can't shake the feeling that something's missing here... Fran continued to ponder this matter as she dressed and was soon reaching for her hat, still lost in her thoughts. She had received this hat shortly after arriving and hearing that her current lover, Annabelle, had a bit of a fetish for oversized novelty hats. She grabbed the eye of it and was taken aback, literally.

It just squirmed. Fran landed on the ground with a thud and stared at- what she thought was- a sentient hat. Yes, a rather large, light brown, wide brimmed, frog-eyed, hat was just staring at her.

Behind her, the door clicked open. Annabelle walked in- calmly for once- and was promptly attacked by her girlfriend.

"F-Froggy...? What's wrong?" the princess's mood turned around and was immediately on alert. Nothing got her little Froggy on edge like this, save for certain occasions when Bel decides to put in extra effort into changing Fran's mood. Knives were drawn and waists were clutched as Bel scanned the room for intruders. She was met with the hat.

"Uh... Froggy, did you get a new hat?" Bel calmed once more and held her love closer, effectively hiding her smirk.

"NO! I-I woke up and when I grabbed my hat that- that thing was in its place!" Fran looked up and saw the amused look on her princess's face. "It's true, I swear!"

The smile softened and Bel began to stroke Fran's hair. "I know, I know. I believe you Froggy. Now, let's look at it, shall we?" Fran nodded and the couple approached the hat cautiously. Slowly, Bel poked the eye of the hat.

"KERO KERO KERO KERO KERO KERO!"

"AHHHH!" "KYAAA!" DID IT JUST SCREAM IN PAIN?

"S-sorry! Sorry! I didn't know that you could feel!" Bel apologized clumsily and quickly, feeling sillier with every word.

"Don't apologize to it!" scoffed Fran. The hat gave Fran a distraught expression, its top sagging lower and its eyes seeming to close. How does it close its eyes without eyelids...? This thought however was completely abandoned and replaced with profuse verbal apologies.

After a long, awkward-turtle-worthy silence, Annabelle spoke up. "Fran... I don't think it's dangerous... and it does kinda turn me on... maybe you should keep it?"

"Kero! Kero-Kero!" The hat took on a "tail-wagging-puppy" appearance.

"...Does it really turn you on...? W-well, I guess I can't argue with that!" Fran grasped the hat and lowered it to her head.

Suddenly, the room was filled with light and Fran found that her hands now held her normal, black, frog helmet.

Both girls looked at each other before sighing in relief. They laughed and proceeded out the door, the reason why Bel originally came in forgotten.

"Ah! AHNN! Xena-sama...! Haa..."

"Come on Lussuria... almost... Ahh..."

"AHHHH~! 3"

Two screams resonated through the corridors, startling the blonde and her loli.

"SHIT! The orgy! The princess forgot about the orgy!"

"That's fine. We can have our own, right Annabelle-sama?"

"Mmm... I've taught you well Froggy~!"

Meanwhile, in Gensokyo...

"Suwako, look!" Kanako pointed to the odd black frog helmet, which was the source of the light filling the shrine.

"Yay! Kanako, Kero-chan is back!" Suwako dived down and hugged her hat, which was quite happy to be home on Suwako's head.

"Good thing too, the other one kinda creeped me out..." mumbled the blue haired goddess.

"Should I go find Sanae-chan and tell her to stop looking?" questioned the frog goddess with an expression that would set a fire in even Letty's heart.

Kanako, of course, couldn't resist.

"Nah, she'll give up eventually. Besides this calls for a celebration!" And with that, the shrine was destined to be filled with beautiful noises. Sanae never did find the courage to go back inside.

My partner should be done soon, this is just to hold people over. You can also read the drabbles she made on that website I can't remember or maybe read the original "A Royal Meeting" by Phoenix of Starlight. I'm also considering an unlikely original story (- Probably won't happen due to laziness). I shall leave you with this: Ei-rin! Ei-rin! Tasukete Ei-rin!