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EMMETTS POV-

Guess what? Alice told me that I should have lost against jasper today. Isn't that mean? She really thinks that her husband is stronger than me. I mean, after a hundred years with us, you think he would have won at least one fight. But no, he hasn't. This leaves me to protect the family against zombies and fairies. Yeah, I've been watching too many movies with Nessie. But that's not the point. The major point is that they should stop calling jasper the strongest and best fighter in the state of…. Well I actually forgot where we are right now. But back on topic again…. Hey look, Jaspers fighting Peter. Whoa! How did he do that? I didn't even know that was possible. Wait! Is peter dead? Oh, never mind, he just lost his head for a minute. Don't worry; Jasper put it back on. OM-Flipping-G! He's fighting Charlotte and Peter together, as in at the same time. And now they're both pinned. Wow, that was more epic than when rose and I tried to…. Never mind, I'm going to keep it PG. Okay, its over know. That was freaking AWESOME! I want to try.

Awwww…. Jazzy said no. He's such a meanie. He just knows that ill win. Yeah, that's it. "No Emmett, that's not it at all. He doesn't want to hurt his "Baby" brother." Edward said from the other room.

"Stay out of my head, or I will think about rose and that new outfit she bought last night".

"Okay, okay. I quit. But I really wouldn't consider that an outfit. It's more like a string." He said as he left the room.

Is what Eddie said really true? Is he downplaying his own strength because he thinks I'm weak? Nahhhh… it can't be. I have so much more muscles than him. He's like a teeny tiny sting bean. He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat….

Okay, okay I give. He's stronger than me. I've always known it. What? Now you're calling me a liar? Oh, Just unobservant. Hey! Carlisle called me that once, and Jasper said it was a nice way of calling someone dumb. I hate you! Awwww, don't cry. I'm sorry. Seriously, stop crying. Jasper will really kill me if he seen I've been mean to a girl.

Any who, I know jasper is an awesome fighter. I use to sneak out and watch Peter and him practice when they stayed with us for a few days. He really was amazing. He never lost focus, and always seemed to be staring at Peter's eyes even while jumping from tree to tree. I guess they should have nicknamed him monkey man.

There were a few times when I thought that jasper might have lost his ground, but he soon would have Peter on the ground, or have his teeth inches from his neck. I have to admit that when jaspers really fighting like that, I get kind of scared. His eyes turn really dark, and it feels like a dark cloud had washed over you. You can't help but feel nervous under the presence of Major Jasper Whitlock's. That's who he is when he's fighting, a major of an army. A fighter who will not stop until a lesson has been taught. He's no longer the kind and gentle brother that I have grown to tolerate.

I know that Jasper will never hurt any of our family though. Even though he's not the best at showing it, I know that he really cares about all of us. Especially Alice, and surprisingly rose.

I will always be in debt to jasper because of the way he saved Rosalie. Before he joined our family, she barley talked to me. She said that she loved me, but she wouldn't even let me sit on the same couch as her. I tried to get her to see that I wasn't Royce, and I wasn't going to hurt her. But rose is a stubborn person, and wouldn't allow me to help. But when Jasper came, she changed. I was out at the store with Edward looking for a new game, when we got a call from Alice. She said that rose was crying and really sad, but she told me that I needed to keep shopping. Jasper would help her. I was reluctant at first; I really wanted to be there to help her. But Alice said it will be better for us all in the long run. And boy was she right. I don't know what he said to her, but it totally helped. I actually asked her what he said, and all she said was, "Just some twin talk. I needed my brother, not my lover."

Jasper is a truly cool cookie. He's been through so much crazy stuff, and he still helps others, even if they don't always deserve it. Like the time he helped save my butt from the man that I call papa Bear. Dundunduhhhhnnn!

It was a while ago, when I was still a tad bit immature. I was bored so I decide to borrow a book from Carlisle's office. And yes, I can read. I picked out the timeless original, The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe. It was a book that he had had for a very long time. It was an original copy in pretty good condition. He loved that book and took a lot of pride in it. He didn't care if we read his books as long as we took good care of them and put them back when were done.

Well, things started off pretty well. But then the unimaginable happened. A fly flew inside the house. And it was HUGE! It was like a fly on steroids. I couldn't let that fly land on all of Esme furniture. We have no clue were that nasty thing has been. And I wasn't going to touch it. I did not want its guts all over my hands. There to cool for that. So I did the only thing I could think of. I squished the fly with the book. But I may have gone overboard, and slightly overkilled the thing. I was happy at first. I had saved the Cullen house from the dread of the killer fly. But then I noticed the book. It laid in pieces all around the room. I freaked out. Carlisle was going to kill me when he seen his book like this.

Jasper felt my panic and ran upstairs. At first he yelled a bit at my carelessness, and then he laughed at my stupidity. But I really didn't notice. I was too busy thinking about what Carlisle would do. Would he make me leave?

Jasper must have felt somewhat bad for me because he said, "Fine, ill fix it. Clean up this mess and stay here. I'll be right back. DON'T break anything else." Then I heard him start up his motorcycle, and race down the drive way.

An hour and a half later, jasper returned carrying a small, red bag. When he got back into Carlisle's office, he removed the object from the bag. It was an exact replica of the book that had sadly given up its life to protect our house from the evil flies. He had traveled over 50 miles to and from to get this book from a dealer, and it had cost him over 100,000 dollars. But he did it to keep me safe from the oh so scary wrath of Carlisle the pacifist. Carlisle, the man who will lecture your ear off for hours and hours. Trust me, it is not fun.

So I guess Edward was right. Jasper is overall, a better fighter and leader than me. I'm better off as the joker anyway. We can't have a house full of serious people. It would be so boring. Anyway, I am really proud to call jasper my brother. He's always there if you need him, and puts others before himself. Without him, I would have spent over half of my vampire life listening to Carlisle's torturous lectures, and the other half attempting to sit next to rose without getting punched and pushed off. And if anyone were stronger than me, I would hope it would be jasper.

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