Before you get started, I wanted to tell you that this is a collection of memories between Jane and Lisbon throughout the series that brings them closer together.
This is my little summer project I'm doing waiting for season five. We all know it never gets here fast enough.
Anyways, what I do is I rewatch each episode, pick out the most adorable, or the funniest, the most heartbreaking, the most heartwarming, or the most pivotal scenes in the episode and write on here what I believe Lisbon is thinking. I try to be objective with these by reading the comments of the scenes on Youtube, where everyone shares their thoughts.
Fingers crossed, I could have this done by the end of summer because this is just sort of something to get me through to season also a great way for me to see how much their cough*relationship*cough grows over the length of the show. (what... you know thats what it REALLY is ;) )
Being that this took A LOT of time and effort I hope you enjoy it as much as I got out of writing it. Also it wouldn't hurt to tell me how I'm doin' *Review*
1X01-
"Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks" Jane confessed to the irritated and dumbfounded Agent after she stumbled in to shots fired by a grieving mother
GOD JANE, for christ sakes! You got a man killed! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! You-You..God, you ass...
"Mrs. Toliver..."
"You didn't sleep, did you?"
He is so immature. There is something wrong with him, like seriously wrong. He's screwed up in the brain or something. Another mess for me to clean up. Idiot.
"Closed case doughnuts are here." Jane smiles
God, it's that Idiot. Don't look Teresa...maybe he will go away
(The team includes a little conversasion, then Jane begins to walk slowly as apologectic torwards Lisbon)
"Don't even start, I'm still angry with you" she manages to pass of cooley
..."a frog? Well this makes everything better...doesn't it-GASP"
What..it jumps? Jeez he is dispicable. God, Teresa it wasn't that funny. Wipe that stupid smirk off your face. (glances at Jane) Ass...
1X02-
One,Two,THREE!" The irritated Deputy Sherrif Sputters as he loses his sixth game of Rock, Paper, Scissors againts the quick-witted Patrick Jane.
Jane don't torture the man like that *snickers*. He's bad enough as it is..
(Raquel confesess much to Lisbons dismay)
Jane.. God Jane! You Hypnotized her! You are so Unprofessional..Jackass.
"They were soulmates in their own strange way" Jane professes as Van Pelt, Cho, and Rigsby leave the funeral.
This is wrong. This is wrong, and I'm sorry. Parents are not supposed to bury their children. (Lisbon turns and heads away from the funeral) I'm sorry that it had to end this way- Jane? His hand..it's on my shoulder..I-I? ...Thanks.
1X03-
" Hey, Pops. Hear You're good in bed. What's the secret"
God Jane, don't- don't bring this up.
"I'll tell you what I'm talking about, you sweaty pervert" Jane rambles on while the man is beginning to threaten.
Jane, do no-Idiot! Shut-Up..Ok, just Shut-up. Jane if you don't stop I swear to god I will...
"look me in the eye and tell me you filthy old goat" Just as Jane spit out those words the man winded back and socked Jane right in the bridge of his nose.
STOP screwing things up you-..Ouch..oh that looks painful. Is he okay?
"its time to go back to Devon Port to put the second half of my brilliant plan into motion" Jane spilled triumphantly as they were pulling several dead ends.
Oh God, Oh god he has a has a..Jane..what is it. Jane, you better not be screwing around with me. Oh, I'm not going to like this, am I?
" I am good to them" the distant, drunken father defended as Lisbon was eyeing him with disbelief.
"My father was a good man, just like you, and after my mother died he was a self-pitying drunk, just like you" Lisbon confessed,unwavering as a stone wall.
"He killed himself, Damn near killed me and my brothers too. Get some help" She urged the man to take the buisness card she offered in her hand.
The man hesitated, but grabbed the tiny paper in Lisbon's hands, and walked away. Lisbon glanced to her right, and there he stood. Unjudgemental he nodded in Lisbon's direction.
..He heard,like I was ever planning on telling him that, but... he isn't..laughing? No, he isn't joking around, he isn't- he is not..huh, imagine that.
1X04-
"I guess we need a locksmith" concludes the detective, seeing at the locked safe room was inpenetrable. Only to be opened by a passcode, and who was she fooling. Not a soul would crack that sucka open.
"Hang on a minute", Jane mutters while spinning around the room with the passcode key in hand singing a spanish ladies song.
God, he really can be a nut case sometimes, wait.. sometimes?
Jane just keeps clicking away at the small black device in his palms. Without fail, the door to the safe room clicked. They opened the door only to come across their dead body.
What the? How did you? Where did? (she and Rigsby share a befuddled glance)...huh?
" I'm disappointed,I-I'm Disappointed,and I'm embarrassed" Menelli states to Jane after he tries to seduce a greaving widow
Hell, you bet we are (Lisbon takes a quick glance over Jane) What the Hell were you thinking? You can't do stupid things, you get us all into trouble.
"and you" Menelli veers his head in Lisbons direction as she becomes more attentive"
"What were you thinking leaving him at an event like that?" Menelli accuses Lisbon
"No excuses. I mistakenlytreated him as a responsible adult" Lisbon answers, intending to insult this large six year old.
See like that you Idiot, god you are NEVER, I repeat NEVER being anywhere where I can't see every damn hair on your head.. insufferable..stupid..
"Hey, are you sure she doesn't know where it is?" Cho asked Jane concerning the multi-million dollar widow nearly going backrupt if she can't find the fortune her husband left behind.
"Yes, she is genuinely bankrupt, and she is genuinely concerned" Jane replied plainly
"You're not soft on her, are you?" Lisbon questioned the man relaxing on the sofa.
"No...maybe a little" he replied quickly "We need to talk to the lawyer" he soon after stated.
"we will talk to the lawyer, you need to stay well away" Lisbon responded dryly, then she suddenly glanced to the side and her eyed focused on Jane once more.
"Wait, did you say maybe a little?" She demanded
"Well, yes a beautiful greiving widow of course a little, but don't worry it won't affect my work" Jane rolled off his tounge
Wait, does he have feelings for her, really Jane..wait, why do I..nevermind.
1X05-
"Now all of you listen closely, I want you all to raise both of your hands. Just like this" Jane demenstrated to the crowd of policemen/searcher parties by raising both of his hands in the air
"You too Sherrif," Jane ordered. The Sherriff recuctantly raised both of his hands.
"And you, Agent Lisbon" he smirked. She stood there for a moment giving him the best glare she could muster.
Jane..Really.
"Please," Jane whispered in a softer tone. Lisbon rolled her eyes in defeat and slowly raised her hands.
Jeez Jane, you know I didn't do it. God I swear he just likes to make me squirm. Uggh.
"Hey" Lisbon told Jane when she picked up her phone
"Pineapple" Jane quickly replied hoping to get a reaction from her
"Pineapple? What the Hel-"Lisbon trailed off
Jane, what! Are you telling me the killer is behind me with a gun pointed at my back! I need to make this phone call look like it's nothing. Jane, Thank You.
"I still can't believe he fell for that old cell-phone gag" Lisbon stated smartly as she and Jane were headed out.
"Old cell-phone gag? I invented that right there and then!" Jane boasted rather proud of himself.
"Are you kidding, I've seen that done a thousand times!" Lisbon smirked in his direction.
"Where?"
"TV"
"Ahh, but where have you seen it done in real life" Jane continued to boast.
Hah, Jane just because you saved my life one time does't give you a pass to bug the heck out of me. Besides I'm pretty sure that the stupid cell-phone trick has been done in real life before...Pompous brag.