1X06-
"Don't hold back, speak your mind" The Casino head offered Jane as he pointed out the tricks to make Casinos increase revenue
"There is no clocks or windows, so no passage of time,Low cost Alcohol is poured down you by professional young women, Oxygen is pumped into the place to make you stay awake, and the constant sound of bells and sirens give the illusion that someone is winning all the time." Jane professed rather proudly
Hah, of course Jane would know all that stuff, being a professionalcheat I'm sure he gambles at these places all the time. Just watching him bet againt Cho and Rigsby of course anyone would know that...I bet he cheats too.
"I think I'll play a little," Jane smirks, "to get a lay of the land. "
Then of course he turns and faces Lisbon
"Gimmie 100 bucks will you?" Jane confidently pleads. "I will give you back double."
Now that is something I HAVE to see, by the way there is no possible way I can lose. Unless they find out he will rob them blind.
"I'll pay you back triple" He soon then promises.
They won't know what hit them, Deal.
"I'm sorry, I can't keep them" Lisbon confessed to Jane about her lovely jewlrey.
"Those emeralds look lovely with your eyes" Jane stated as he turned to Lisbon
Jeez, you big flirt. Make me feel bad about giving them back. Only you...really you think they look nice with my eyes. Huh, something sweet that came out of his mouth. That doesn't happen very often.
1X07-
"Don't take this the wrong way, but you are completely misreading the situation" Local spiritual advisor informed the clearly irritated Patrick Jane
Christina Frye..Have to remember her name. She just burned his sorry ass. Hah, this is too good to be I can call her in every once in a while to set Jane straight. God knows I can't do that.
1X08-
"The girl had the keys in her hand, she was only planning on stopping by." Jane stated as he rushed out the motel door, keys in hand.
What is he up to?
The Agents trail Jane as he runs in the parking lot to the woman's car. Jane opens the door, leans in and picks up
A Baby! Oh my gosh! She is so tiny, and precious. How horrible, to lose her mother at that age.. Heh, and Jane looks cute too when he smil...what am I saying...
Nearby, a tall lady in a suit claims that she works for social services takes the baby away from Jane.
Is he upset? No he's fine, but I swear that was a small bit of pain as he tells her bye. Jeez, he's a natural...
"You know, It's funny what bad liars cops are"Jane smirks
"I lie to you all the time, but you don't catch it"Lisbon states with much pride
"Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're translucent my dear, sometimes I let you think you fool me just so you won't feel bad" Jane confesses to Lisbon, who is now staring at him in disbelief.
Yeah right, he's just to prideful to admit that he is not the only one who can pull some wool over someone's eyes.
"Name one time" Lisbon puffed
"Last Thanksgiving, you said you were going east to your brother's house, but what you were really doing was planning to spend three days home alone watching old movies while eating Ice Cream" Jane rolled off his tounge with no pause. While a small smile curled on his lips.
You ass! How did you know that? God how embarrasing. Of all things he choose to remember that. What the Crap Jane? Now I look stupid. Great. Thanks Jane. No, really.
1X09-
"How did you do that?" Lisbon questioned the beaming man in front of her after he was correctly able to guess what shape was in her mind.
"oh that was nothing, that was just the calibration key to all your intermost thoughts" Jane proffesed clear as day
Ha, If only. I am only ever so happy Jane really can't read my mind. What a joke..
"What am I thinking right now?" Lisbon began to tease Jane
" You are thinking I am so Glad Jane is joking and he can't read my mind"
"No,well.. yes, but not for the reason you are thinking" Lisbon stumbled
"and what reason am I thinking" Jane questioned the rapidly blushing Agent
What? Why is he doing that? Why am I blushing, I don't have a reason to blush. No...Do I? No, NO I do not.
"Never you mind" Lisbon quickly stuttered while Rigsby pointing out she was blushing wasn't helping.
(by the way later in that episode where Jane is on the scarecrow. That smile Lisbon gave him was the cutest thing.)
"We never discussed this because I thought it went without saying. When I catch Red John I am going to cut him up and watch him die slowly" Jane stated blankly. As if he rehersed this line his entire life.
When we catch Red John I will put him behind bars. Alive. Jane, I swear if you kill him I will do everything in my power to personally put you behind bars as well. You are unstable. You are unstable, and insane. I will not vouch for anything you do. Ever.
"So, seems this whole thing changed your mind about revenge." Lisbon stated with a bit of relief.
"Has it?" Jane asked questioning Lisbon's theory
"Revenge is for fools and madmen, just as you said" Lisbon confusely stated
"That was rather good I thought, Untrue, but good" Jane nodded knowingly
Jane, when are you going to see that your unhealthy tie with Red John is going to drag you down in the mud. I'm not going to help you when that day comes. Yet... I feel sorry for you. You can't see right from wrong. Lets just hope that day doesn't come soon.
1X10-
"But I thought you hate Psychiatrists" Lisbon stated very much confused.
"She was a good Psychiatrist" Jane spoke while his eyes rose from the floor to meet Lisbon's
"She must have been to keep you inside the room" She scoffed with her eyebrows raised with amusement.
"It was a locked room"
Lisbon's eyes began to grow bigger as she realized what she said.
"Oh" was the only thing she was able muster.
Oh god Jane, I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean. Oh god why did I say that. Wh- Oh now I've done it. There is hurt. I can see it in his eyes. Oh, I feel awful now...I'm sorry Jane. sorry
"Oh, ah Thank You" Jane responded as a chimpanzee handed him her bananna in a very generous manner. Jane then take the bannana and plays a trick of where is the bananna with the chimp.
Oh Jane.. How cute. *scoffs* If only he could be like this at least half the time. Then, maybe I wouldn't want to strangle the life out of him on a daily basis.
"Aww..Jane kissed a girl" Lisbon smirked from inside the van
"yeah..on the cheek." Jane responded deadpan
"It still counts" responded Lisbon still trying to gain a smile out of Jane
Jane circles around the van to the passenger's seat with his head low and avoiding
Huh, did I say something wrong..Why is he not smiling, or joking, or even annoying me about it. Jane..Jane? Everytime. Why do I feel sorry for him. Just smile Jane. Please...maybe, Maybe if..
"You wanna drive" Lisbon offered if order to raise Jane's spirit. God knows how much she lothes him driving her around.
"Do I really seem that sad?" He questioned the raven haired agent
"What.. I was just asking if you wanted to drive" Lisbon scoffed
(Let the cute banter commence)