Ready for the finale? Yeah, me neither. Ha! This ain't the finale. Fooled ya!

OMG have you seen Cat Tells Jade a Joke? THE SLAP WRITERS LOVE US.

DISCLAIMER: I want to work for theslap and fill it with Cade. But I don't own Victorious and never will. Maybe.

Jade's POV

I awoke with a red head sucking her thumb, her head on my crest. Her face was so calm and serene, so I guess there weren't any more scary bunnies or whatever the hell she dreamed about earlier. I gently kissed her head and she stirred. She sat up on my chest, jabbing her elbows into my boobs. "Ow! Cat! Watch it, baby."

"Oops..." She said moving to the side. "Sorry, Jadey."

I sighed; I thought we had gotten rid of that nickname. Oh well, she made Wolf too cute anyway, Jadey was okay...I guess. "Can we go out for breakfast?" Cat asked, staring up at me.

"No."

"Please? With strawberries on top?" She begged.

"Cat, why don't I make you some oatmeal?" I said, hoping to shift her thoughts.

"Oatmeal, yay!" She jumped out of bed and hopped down the steps. I followed close behind, tripping on the last step and falling on my face. Smooth, Jade, smooth. Cat rushed over and leaned next to me, talking a mile a minute, "Oh my God, Jade are you okay? You aren't hurt right? Oh my God do you need ice or what? Jade, you're not hurt are-"

I shut her up by pulling her into a kiss. I pulled away and said, "I'm fine. Don't worry, baby girl." She let out a sigh of relief and helped me up. I strolled over to the kitchen and started the oatmeal while Cat made me a coffee. I finished up the oatmeal and we gave each other our breakfasts. Coffee's not a balanced breakfast you say? Lies. All lies.

Cat's POV

I ate my oatmeal and waited until Jade finished her coffee before I spoke. I knew she would more likely agree with me after she had her coffee. "So, Jade?"

"What, Kitten?" Jade said, finishing cleaning the dishes.

"I was thinking," I glanced over at what Jade called The Tori Torturer, "Maybe Tori doesn't deserve this. I mean, this could be big for her."

She sighed,"Cat, it won't hurt her, I promise. All it does is make her forget her lines and maybe hypnotize her to do some stupid and humiliating shit. Nothing serious."

I grabbed her hand and she led me to the couch. "Jade, it's not right. You're letting revenge take you over too. That's what got this started. Revenge is like dominoes. It causes a chain reaction."

She looked down. I could tell she was actually considering not doing it. "Can we at least take her to the desert again-"

"Did you know?" I started, taking Jade's mind away from the subject, "That desert is just dessert without one of the s's? I mean, one s and your cupcake turns into sand..."

"Baby, you're so...You."

"What's that supposed to mean?" I shouted, trying to make her feel sorry and maybe change her mind.

"N-nothing! But anyways, the Tori thing..." She looked at me seriously. "I don't know what to do. If anybody other than you said that, then I would automatically do the opposite. But...It makes sense. For once."

I smiled. I was special to her. She actually listened to me. Nobody did, because to them I'm Happy Cat, that girl who says nonsense and lives in magical rainbow land. Jade just acted like she thought that. She's a great actress you know. "Thanks...So you're not going to do it?"

"I need time to think. How about we spend the day out? And by the time we get back I'll have decided."

I nodded. Better than nothing. "Kay kay! Can we go to the movies?"

"...Maybe."

"Yay!" I'll go get dressed!" I rushed upstairs and hopped in the shower. I wish they made water-proof Pear Phones. I wanted to call my brother to see how he was doing. But he was probably busy anyway.

Jade's POV

Cat made sense for once. And I was really considering not torturing Tori. What if it backfired? Or what if the hypnotism kit Sinjin left in my locker didn't work? My mind was racing as I heard Cat's melodic voice from upstairs.

I never thought that it's be so simple but

I found a way, I found a way.

I chuckled. Cat loved Drake and Josh. Her brother plays himself on the show. He's that crazy guy who works at the Premiere. And our principal Helen was the owner of it. I heard the water shut off, so I made my way upstairs to take a shower myself. Cat was skipping to her room and I bit my lip as her towel came loose a little. Just keep walking, Jade. Just. Keep. Walking.

Cat's POV

I grabbed a t-shirt and short shorts, slipped them on, and proceeded downstairs. I heard Jade singing when I walked by the bathroom.

It's tulips and it's daisies

You favorite flowers lately

You think that I ain't listening

But you know I do

I giggled. I did know Jade listened. She knew me like nobody else did. And I knew her. Nobody knew she had a soft spot. Nobody knew I was really smart and could spit out intelligent advice. Only I knew Jade. And only Jade knew me.

Yay! The next chapter is going to be the last. Sad face.

The two songs were I Found A Way (Drake and Josh Theme) and Firefly by Jimmy Needham. Look it up, I love it. I own neither songs.

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