A/N: Heather's outfit because I didn't know where to put it.
The next day, me and Jacob had to go to school like normal kids. Yeah right.
I swear to god, all the damn shifters were laughing at me.
Screw them, they'll never never see me again after the end of the school year.
All through the day, Jake kept on trying to grab my hand, or my thighs when we're in class. And got a knife to his... man parts every time. I swear, there's something that kid doesn't understand in 'I'm the Executioner, I shouldn't date shape-shifters'.
After school was over, I settled for letting Jake drive my baby. He was very careful and didn't damage it at all. Good thing too, otherwise he would have never been able to have kids.
When we arrived at Bella's, I immediately started looking for traces of leech life.
Epic Fail.
I should have know the leech was too damn smart to leave traces behind.
"I should have brought my gun" I mumbled.
Jacob shot me a look, and I stuck my tongue out at him.
"Don't stick that tongue out unless you plan to use it!" he said, grinning.
My tongue then returned to the safety of my mouth with the speed of light.
I thought I heard Jake curse under his breath, but I dismissed it as a figment of my imagination. As if.
Since Jake wasn't moving, I took it upon myself to go knock on the door. And so I did.
"Hello? Who are you?" a girl opened the door. She had mousy brown hair, a heart-shaped face and dull brown eyes. All in all, boring. her outfit was awesome though. A little pale for me, but it suited her well.
I smiled at her.
"Hi there, I'm Heather. I'm here to talk to you about something... Could I come in please?" she just nodded hesitantly. Smart girl.
When I walked in, the first thing I noticed was the sickly sweet smell in the air. I almost snarled.
Then, I noticed the vampire sitting on the couch. I did snarl.
My knives were out before my brain could fully process what the hell was going on, and I wished for the second time today that I had my gun.
Then it clicked in my mind that the knives wouldn't do jack squat against a vamp so I changed my plan.
I took Bella hostage, and pressed my back against the nearest wall. If the leech gets too close, I'll slit her throat, run to the car, grab the gun, come back and kill the vamp during his frenzy. Good plan.
I was about to speak the first part of my plan out loud, but the bloodsucker nodded his head and dropped to his knees with his hands behind his head. How'd he know?
"Well met, vampire" I finally said.
"I wouldn't say the same, Executioner" his voice held sorrow.
"Why are you sad, leech? Is it because you'll be eating before dinner time?" I spat.
He shook his head. "My name's Edward, by the way. And I'd never hurt Bella. She's all my life."
I laughed a humourless laugh at that.
"You know what we call that? A lie. Damn straight, bloodsucker!" I laughed again. Just then, Bella spoke up.
"His name's Edward, you... heartless, cold-blooded, murdering bitch!" I grinned and tsked her.
"Now now, I'll take that as an invitation!" I decided I would kill her, that way I could follow my plan, then I'd be rid of both parasites! Great idea.
Just as I was about to slice through her jugular, six vampires ran in, causing my eyes to go wide.
Right then, I decided that killing Bella wasn't in my best interest, so I just nicked her shoulder enough for blood to come, and got the hell out of the way as a famished vamp lunged forwards.
And just as I made a run for it, I felt my feet lift a couple inches off the floor.
"Fuck! JACOB!" I screeched at the top of my lungs as I got pinned to the wall by a blond vampire.
"Why would you kill our family, Executioner?" he asked, his voice calm.
I held back the urge to spit in his face. Negotiating, remember.
"If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead!" I hissed in his face.
He raised an eyebrow at me.
"Oh? Weren't you trying to kill us just now?" he asked, mocking me. I pouted, and tried to cross my arms over my chest. It didn't work.
"I never go on a hunt without proper weapons. Do you see a gun on me?" I waited while he looked me over, and proceeded when he shook his head.
"I came here to do two things. One, interview Bella about you and if all went well, negotiate with bloodsuckers," I growled at him and shook my head in shame at him. I couldn't believe I was about to do this.
"And attacking a vampire's mate is one of your tactics?" he stared at me with an incredulous on his face. I rolled my eyes at him.
"No, that was my reaction to seeing something that can kill- wait. What? Mate? A VAMPIRE HAS A HUMAN MATE!" I screeched the last part.
Not letting blondie enough time to answer, I turned to Edward
"You are one sick bastard, Eddie." I said as calmly as ever, even though I was hanging a good few feet off the ground and my neck was inches from a vampire's face.
When I saw Jacob come in with my gun in hand, the good one too, I started grinning.
I bit down on my tongue, drawing blood, and shuddered at what I was about to do. But, desperate times call for desperate measures.
I quickly licked the vamp's cheek, ignoring the horrid taste, and let a trail of blood and slobber on the side of his face.
Blondie jumped back in shock, dropping me in the process and I bolted for Jake.
I literally jumped on him, making us topple over, and grabbed my gun during the distraction.
I ended up straddling him on the ground and grinning like an idiot.
"I could kiss you, but I won't because I've got work to do." I winked and got up, aiming the gun at the vampires who had lined up in front of me.
"Good. Now, on your knees with your hands behind your head!" I shouted.
No one budged, but the biggest one spoke up.
"A gun won't do squat to a vampire, hun" he said with a smirk and a wink. I almost gagged.
"Want to bet?" I said, and pulled the trigger.
The bullet landed itself in his arm, and his blood-curdling screech of pain could be heard through the entire house.
And he fell to his knees.
Followed by the rest of the coven.
And the they put their hands behind their heads, except for the one I shot who only put one hand behind his head.
It was all really funny actually, the bullet hole was quickly rotting away.
And the one who had pinned me looked rather worried when he saw that.
"So, ain't it a good thing we didn't bet?" I smirked as the bloodsuckers rolled their eyes.
"Could you please stop calling us that? It gets rather annoying." Edward said. I raised an eyebrow.
"Oh? And what am I calling you? Vampires? In case you haven't realized, you arevampires" I said, humor lacing my Irish accent thickly.
"No, you keep on calling us bloodsuckers and leeches, or parasites. Please stop." he said.
Murdering walking-dead person say what?
"Oh, and murdering walking-dead person too. We don't murder people." he added.
I stared at him for a moment.
"You can read my mind? And I can't feel you? Stop it, and I will stop." I bargained.
He shook his head.
"I'm sorry, I can't control it." he said with humour in his voice. Fine then. You wanna play like that, bloodsucker? Then go ahead.
I grinned when he groaned.
Suddenly, I heard the door open to the entrance and a man yelled out,
"Bella? You there?"