Title was too long so here's the full one...

Attacking Someone While That Someone Is Sleeping Is Never Good For That Someone Attacking That Someone.


Here is CHAPTER 2! i was really happy when i received my first review and honestly, i didn't think chapter one was all that great but then, I REALLY THANK MY FIRST REVIEWER IF YOU'RE READING THIS! :D

well, i hope chapter 2 will be more better and you'll have a joy reading it. (personally, i am really happy with the title :p) So, finally, i don't know how many chapter's this story's gonna be but, i hope you'll have a joy ride reading it!

thats all! :D


DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA, IT IS MY FAVORITE ANIME/MANGA BUT I DO NOT OWN IT!


Sougo opened his eyes and looked over at Kagura, which was the first thing he did.

He was worried she might attack him while he was sleeping and so he decided to attack her. It startled him when she suddenly changed her position and when he saw her woman curves and when his heart skipped a beat.

No way I'd be feeling something for this china girl... The brown-haired policeman thought in his mind and proceeded on to plan his attack on the 15-year-old.

He reached into his pocket and got a marker out. The only use of that marker was to jot down things on his memo-pad.

Apparently, he hated pens.

He started to draw on the girl's face starting off by writing the word, me ()* on her forehead. Smirking, he coloured her eyelids black and stopped there. He knew if he were to continue, it would be too funny for even him to suppress his laughter.

He sat down beside her and started thinking of his sister. 'Ane-ue...' he whispered under his breath, looking up into the sky.

Then he looked and faced Kagura.

She was sleeping so soundly and looked so small and boy chuckled to himself knowing that in reality, she was nothing like a small and fragile girl. Instead, she was more like a glutton, a strong woman, and the strongest species of amanto out there, a yato clansman. It was a fact that she wasn't human which makes it all the more interesting for him to rival her.

He just kept staring at her, realizing that when she sleeps she lets her hair down, a nice find.

Unconsciously, his hand moved and touched her hair, sliding his fingers through them; it was unexpectedly well kept, soft and silky. Though he expected it to be more ruffled and with boogers everywhere, but no, as expected, she is a girl. His hand moved down to touch her cheek, soft and bouncy just like one of a child. Then, to her lips. It had a nice feel to it and he thought of trying to kiss it to see how it felt. She never looked so intriguing before and he leaned down stopping just an inch away from the girl's lips.

His consciousness came back. What am I doing...? He dug his head in between his knees and flushed, maybe he actually likes China? But, it maybe just his way of getting back at her. He thought about it for a second, would he do all that if he was getting back at her? Yeah, probably, he would.

Just at that moment, Kagura woke up to see a red faced policeman beside her.

"Oi, you okay? You look like you just... Never mind... By the way, where's my food-aru?" She asked, looking at Sougo, her stomach growling loudly.

"As expected from a glutton, your big appetite never fails to impress me. Why don't you eat the dirt on the ground since you eat anything?" replied Sougo, now back to his original smug look. I really can't show my weakness in front of this girl...

"Oi! Teme! You wanna die?" Kagura said giving a high kick to Sougo, He caught it and flipped it over causing Kagura to fall, he finished with a smirk on his face, looking down on her.

"You bastard..." She said and started throwing high-speed punches to him "Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!" she repeated and Sougo just dodged everything swiftly like it was nothing. Then Kagura lifted her knee, aiming for Sougo's groin but missed only by a few millimetres.

"Tch' you asshole, dodging's your only good point-aru?" She said, panting heavily.

"Haha, you've misjudged me..." he said pulling out his katana.

"I'll go easy on you by using only the back of it."

Kagura saw the reflection of her face on his katana. Realizing, Sougo shined the sunlight off his katana to the Yato girl, "heh, you've found out now huh? Should I draw more?" Sougo smirked while reaching into his pocket and taking out his marker.

"You asshole, what did you do to my face!" Kagura shouted and rubbed her face continuously but the mark couldn't come off, in fact, it became more smudged.

"It'll come off only if you have water. I have some but..." Sougo drank the last bit of his water and smiled sarcastically at the utterly shocked girl, her eyes widened with shock and slowly changed to anger, "Teme! You're gonna die today!" she said and charged forward grasping her purple parasol in her hands tightly, aiming for the sadistic prince.

Kagura forgot how hungry she was and Sougo forgot what he did after he drew on her. The awkwardness between them was gone, it was back to fighting, the battles they always had whenever they met and the excessive amount of insulting words thrown at each other.

*: Japanese for 'eye'


So how was it? i hope it was good! T^T... hahas well, look forward to the next one! :D