Dreams Looks So Real It Makes You Question, "Is This Reality?"

Well, Sorry for the super long wait but, i don't know why i just couldn't find ideas.I tried my best to make this Chapter really funny but somehow, i feel like i've failed... But, I again hope for super good reviews from everyone who reads this! Anyhow, I that my 3 reviewers, one of you reviewed twice and i am super happy! ARIGATO GOZAIMASU to the reviewers! Well, of course to those who read this story too! THANK YOU A WHOLE LOT! okay well, i hope this chapter will turn out really good for all of you so enough of my blabbering and ENJOY THIS CHAPTER!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA!~~~~~~~~

PREVIOUSLY:

'Sougo pulled Kagura along outside the room's door and listened intently for any suspicious sounds or words but then suddenly, the door flung open causing the sadist and the yato girl to find a space to hide which, unfortunately, was between the two large heavy crates.' (decided to have something like this since i didn't update for a long time...)

Two men in black strolled out and to the second floor. Sougo and Kagura squeezed out of the small space in between the large crates. They trailed behind the two men quietly and stealthily. They reached a place which was isolated, no guards around and probably where the trading took place. Quickly, they hid again and listened intently as the trade took place.

"So, you brought it?" Sougo peeked out a little managing to get a glimpse of the dude's face, he had blonde hair and wore a plain hakama with mostly maroon as its base colour.

"Yes sir. Here are the-" and then a punch sound was heard.

"THOSE ARE NOT THE STUFF I WANT YOU ASSHOLE!" Shouted the blonde haired man. One of the men in black got up from the blow and took a napkin out of his pocket to stop the profuse bleeding nose of his.

"Sorry sir but the Harusame pirates said they could only give us t-this amount."

"HAAAAAAH?" he sighed and then lit a cigarette. "In the first place you should have just let Kamui handle all this mess. Why'd ya' say ya' wanna' do this in the first place you shithole?" he said in sudden Kansai dialect*.

Kagura flinched at the word Kamui. Kamui? He was working for these people? She took a glance at Sougo who was still listening intently to the discussion, it seems like he didn't know Kamaui was her brother. Kagura then felt a slight pat on her back, turning around to face Sougo, he told her the next move. Again whispering in her ear was something she couldn't help but turn red at.

"Got it, China?" Sougo whispered and looked awfully serious. So this was his work face. He got up and stealthily rushed to another spot.

Kagura heaved a sigh of relieve as he moved to another spot since the close distance was finally over. Wait... why am i relieved? Stupid author just had to say that... but i guess i have no choice... Kagura thought, blaming the author who did nothing wrong.

Then she got up and moved on to her spot. Their plan was to surprise the men by attacking them from behind , Kagura behind the two men in black and Sougo behind the blondie. Honestly, Kagura didn't know why Sougo liked to rush into things, the author didn't know why too but that didn't matter. What mattered was that Kagura wanted to listen to the conversation more when something caught her.

"Oi, Sougo, where the hell are you? We're at that damned factory right now and i don't see a single bit of your damn flesh anywhere! WHERE THE HELL ARE THE TWO OF YOU BRATS!" Kagura heard the faint voice of the demonic mayora from across the room, she immediately knew they were doomed. She sighed as if she expected something like this would happen and braced herself from the violent fights to come. Sougo, on the other hand, remained calm. I mean, they were both calm.

"Oi, You assholes said no one was following you right? GUARDS! EVERYONE! FIND THE DAMN INTRUDERS!" guards suddenly emerged from their hiding places and it was then where the blonde dude's face came into view. Itou? Kamotarou Itou? He came back as a ghost? He violated the rules by coming back as a ghost**... well, like i care. Thought Sougo while he took out his walkie talkie.

"Ah, Hijikata-san? Sorry but we're at the wrong factory, somehow i found Itou-sensei's spirit here, is it okay if i kill him again?-over." Sougo said deadpanned which caused Kagura to stare at him in awe.

What the hell was he doing! The guards and everyone in the worn down place surprisingly turned and faced Sougo who stared expressionlessly at Itou who immediately flushed red and ordered his guards to tie Kagura and Sougo up in a room. (yes, they found Kagura too but, its a bit troublesome to write out how.) Kagura, already in total shock (but with an expressionless face) played along deciding not to go against anyone anymore after witnessing the stupidity of the sadist. Did he do it on purpose? If so, that was stupid. Otherwise, Sougo... well, simply putting it, he got taken away without problems too. The guards were, for once, happy they had such an obeying hostage, or rather, intruders.

The two of them got tied up back facing each other and remained indifferent to the situation which creeped the hell out of the guards. Are they M? The guard questioned themselves in their head and heard the reply from the two intruders. "No, we're S" they replied in unison, shocking the guards who ran out of the room locking it quickly behind them.

Nothing got taken away from them so they could get out of the ropes fast with a little cut and tear and they were free. Only thing was that the room, surprisingly, was made of titanium so none of them could cut their way out. Sougo wondered why Hijikata never replied but just at that moment, a booming voice resounded through the whole room.

"WHAT D'YOU MEAN ITOU'S ALIVE?" It was mayora, puffing his cigarette with ultimate difficulty like he just ran a mile.

"Hijikata-san, did your other side finally open up? Did i just disturb you were you were tying yourself?" He switched on his sadistic mode and enjoyed the moment only thing he couldn't see the face mayora was making. Kagura glared in disgust and spit on the floor glaring at him with the 'you-sick-sadist' face.

"YOU ASSHOLE SOUGO! I JUST KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THATS WHY I'M FRIGGIN' HUFFING! DAMN YOU! WHERE IN THE DAMN WORLD ARE YOU?" Sougo expected his reaction which was disappointing since he expected it.

"I told you i was at some unknown factory."

"Then get the hell outta there!"

"i can't, it's a titanium room they locked us in" Sougo took a glance at the china girl noticing something strange about her. She looked awfully purple and an antenna was growing out of her head. No way, could she be turning into one of the baka-ouji's type? He stifled his laughter and heard no reply from Hijikata.

"Hijikata-over? Hijikata you bastard?" He said but no reply.

"Hijikata you mayora-otaku-freak-dog-food-eating-masochist-bastard-asshole?" Sougo said but still no reply followed, he gave up and looked over at the china girl, a sudden sense of worry gathered in him. He needed to get them out. He glanced around the room and saw his reflection in the tiny glass window.

"W-what... t-the ... h-h-hell..." Sougo saw a purple him with an antenna, balding staring back at him and he fainted.

Waking up, the sadist realized something, they were tied up, he didn't look purple like the baka-ouji at all and for some reason his head was throbbing, his katana or any items were not with him and far more worst than that, their hands were tied with titanium metal and they were locked in a titanium room. So the whole play before was just his dream. What actually happened was that they were knocked out the moment they tried to squeeze out of the two crates. Remembering that, the sadist realized for once how stupid he was 'Oi, what do you mean realized? I was never once stupid" He told the author who realized this is not the time for jokes and silenced the sadist by not writing more. But from here, the real story begins.

YAAAAY! okay, so much for jokes well, hoped you liked it!

What they Mean,

*Kansai Dialect: Its Usually used in Osaka, Kyoto round' there. But simply putting it, the Kansai region. So You've gotta' brace yourself if you ever go to Osaka. (not entirely sure if i'm correct bout' this but it should be all correct)

** Episode 105 when Yamazaki came back as a 'ghost' for his funeral and Hijikata recited it.

All warriors following the path of bushido must achieve enlightenment upon death and are forbidden to turn into ghosts

- Hijikata Toushirou