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Rose ran into the TARDIS the door shutting behind her. The Doctor is standing at the Console, Danny had found a seat and is sitting down he looks a little upset. Rose stopped in front of The Doctor who spoke immediately
"Right then, Rose Tyler, Danny Moors - you tell me, where do you want to go? Backwards or forwards in time. What's it going to be?" Danny Finally stood up Rose and him look at one another in silence for a few moments, they look at The Doctor and speak together.
"Forwards." Danny looked at Rose again and grinned excitedly.
"How far? Questioned The Doctor as he started to press a few buttons.
"Rose I let you pick this one, but I get to pick the next one," Rose looked over at Danny again and smiles thanking him for letting her pick.
"One hundred years." Rose decided having picked the number at random. The Doctor started pulling a few of the levers and turned one of the knobs, Danny watched intensely wanting to see what the Doctor is doing. The TARDIS engines started to go, and stop after a few seconds, the TARDIS complained into The Doctors mind.
"Well that was boring, you got us a boring person really should of let the other have a go Theta."
"Don't worry old girl I'll get us further somehow"
"There you go, step outside those doors, it's the twenty-second century." The Doctor said turning back around to Rose and Danny. Danny went to the door and looked outside sighing.
"You're kidding." Rose replied. Danny Shut the door and walked back to where he was moments ago
"Barely looks like any thing's changed did you really have to choose such a small number." Danny turned to the doctor.
"Can we go further?" Danny questioned. The TARDIS spoke to The Doctor again.
"I like this kid can we keep him" The Doctor rolled his eyes amused
"He is not a pet" replied The Doctor back to the TARDIS.
"Fine by me!" Rose replied to what Danny said prompting The Doctor to turn back around to the console again. The engines begin to start up once more, they soon stop and The Doctor turns around to look at the both of them.
"Ten thousand years in the future. Step outside, it's the year 12005, the New Roman Empire." The Doctor spoke trying to impress the both of them, it worked on Danny who was nearly choking with excitement.
"This is like Christmas and my birthday all in one," Danny replied loving it.
"You think you're so impressive." replied Rose teasingly to The Doctor.
"I AM so impressive! Answered the Doctor causing Danny to chuckle. Danny was going to head for the door but decided to wait to see what would happen next.
"You wish!"
"Right then, you asked for it. I know exactly where to go." The Doctor was being just as teasing to Rose but was serious. Danny and Rose watched as the Doctor revved up the engine and started to pump one of levers furiously
"Hold on!" The Doctor said
The TARDIS hurtled its way through the Time Vortex heading towards its destination, it was not long before the TARDIS made a noise signaling it had stopped. The Doctor turned to both Rose and Danny smiling. Danny walked to the door about to open it when he turned to The Doctor
"Where are we?" he asked knowing it's best to know first. The Doctor just gestured towards the door. Rose smiled excitedly and Danny grinned before walking out the door.
"What's out there? Rose asked turning back to The Doctor. The Doctor just gestured again, this time Rose walked out the door.
Rose found herself in a wooden small room, Danny is already looking about confusion on his face, he was already down the stairs. The Follows them out of the TARDIS and instantly uses his Sonic screwdriver. Shutters that Danny was inspecting just moments ago raised to reveal and enormous window followed by the sight of Planet Earth and a very nasty looking sun. Danny walks up to the window peering through it at the Earth, Rose and The Doctor walk down the stairs to join him. The Doctor takes advantage of the silence to tell them where they are.
"You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying. Like you're going to get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible. Maybe you survive. This is the year 5.5/apple/26. Five billion years in your future. This is the day... hold on..." The Doctor looked at his watch.
"This is the day the sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world." This turns both Rose's and Danny's head, Rose looked a bit concerned, Danny Frowns then asks The Doctor a questioned
"Why here and why is this place made of wood if it's in the future?" The Doctor looks at Danny for a moment considering his question before answering
"Because she asked for it, anyway what makes you think this is Earth wood." he Grinned and turned to walk out the door. Both Danny and Rose catch up with him in the corridor. As they head down the corridor a computer voice can be heard.
"Shuttles 5 and 6 now docking. Guests are reminded that platform 1 forbids the use of weapons, teleportation and religion. Earth Death is scheduled for 15:39, followed by drinks in the Manchester Suite." Danny chuckled at the last thing the computer had said.
"Computers always female, like how people name ships." he smiled a little and continued walking, listening to both Rose and The Doctor speak.
"So, when it says 'guests' does that mean people?" Rose asked
"Depends what you mean by people" answered The Doctor as they continued
"I mean people. What do you mean?" She asked him
"Aliens." as he said this Danny piped up from behind them.
"So we get to meet proper aliens, friendly I take it?" The Doctor nodded and mocked being offended
"Hey what am!" Danny grinned not saying anything.
"What are they doing on board this spaceship? What's it all for?" Rose asked getting back to the conversation at hand. They all finally reach a door, and The Doctor starts to open it with his sonic screwdriver.
"It's not really a spaceship. More like an observation deck. The great and the good are gathering to watch the planet burn." Danny frowned but Rose was the next to speak
"What for?" She questioned
"Fun," was The Doctors simple reply.
"What's fun about a planet dying," The Doctor looked at him for a second before replying
"Nothing it's more the fun off watching nature do its work and Life moving on," He grinned at Danny who nodded but was still not entirely happy. They entered onto a large observation gallery.
"Mind you, when I said the great and the good, what I mean is, the rich." said the Doctor Danny scoffed
"Typical, if your poor you don't get a showing, so money still gets you places in The Future then Doctor," The Doctor nodded and kept quiet leaving Danny to himself.
"But, hold on, they did this once on 'Newsround Extra' - the sun expanding - that takes hundreds of years." Rose said a little bit confused.
"Millions. But the planet's now property of the National Trust. They've been keeping it preserved. See down there?" The Doctor pointed out towards the window where a few tiny glints of light orbited The Earth.
"Gravity satellite. That's holding back the sun." Rose peered out the window.
"The planet looks the same as ever. I thought the continents shifted and things."
"They did. And the trust shifted them back. That's a classic Earth. But now the money's run out, nature takes over!"
"How long has it got?" asked Danny. The Doctor looked at his watch, before back up at Danny and Rose
"About half an hour. And the planet gets roasted." He replied
"Is that why we're here? I mean, is that what you do? Jump in at the last minute and save the Earth?" Danny looked at the Doctor realizing the truth and walked over to Rose
"I don't think he's going to Rose, not this time." The Doctor replied sharply straight after.
"Time's up."
"But what about the people?" Rose asked him.
" It's empty! They're all gone. All left." Rose and Danny turn to the window to look at the earth, both of them realize what it means.
"Just us then," Rose says pointing between herself and Danny.
"Who the hell are you? A blue alien comes striding towards them, its the steward, Danny almost laughs as soon as he sees his face.
"Oh! That's nice, thanks." The Doctor replied confidently.
"But how did you get in? This is a maximum hospitality zone. The guests have disembarked! They're on their way any second now!" the steward replied confused and angry.
"That's me, I'm a guest, look! I've got an invitation!" The Doctor flashes a small Leather wallet at the steward, he reads it easily as he does.
"Look, there you see? It's fine, see? The Doctor plus two. I'm the Doctor, this is Rose Tyler and Danny Moors. They are my plus two. That all right?
"Well... obviously." replied the steward. The Doctor Grinned.
"Apologies, et cetera. If you're on-board, we'd better start. Enjoy." The Doctor nods at him and the steward walks away. The Doctor shows both Rose and Danny the card that he had flashed at the steward. The Card is completely blank.
"The paper's slightly psychic. Shows them whatever I want them to see. Saves a lot of time." Danny was still staring at the Card, he replied as soon as the Doctor finished talking.
"So like a get out of Jail free card then,"
"Exactly," The Doctor ginned sounding proud, causing Danny to laugh. Rose seemed to have other things on her mind.
"He's blue." She announced to The Doctor.
"Yeah." replied The Doctor
"Yeah I was hoping for ET to be honest Doctor.
"Nope no ET's here" They were all distracted by the steward talking on what looked like a futuristic microphone.
"We have in attendance, The Doctor, Danny Moors and Rose Tyler. Thank you! All staff to their positions." The steward clapped his hands and a lot of little blue people start scurrying about. The steward continues talking
"Hurry now! Thank you, as quick as we can! Come along, come along! And now, might I introduce the next honoured guest, representing the forest of Cheem, we have Trees. Namely, Jabe, Lute and Coffa." The main door opens, The doctor, Rose and Danny shuffle their attention to what's coming out of it. Jabe, Lute and Coffa three tree like aliens walk into the room. Danny gaped at them, he was excited by the prospect of meeting the aliens.
"There will be an exchange of gifts representing peace. If you can keep the room circulating, thank-you. Next, from the solicitors Jolco and Jolco, the Moxx of Balhoon." The Moxx makes his way into the room. The Doctor smiles cheerily Rose just looks bewildered, Danny is watching with excitement.
"And next, from Financial Family Seven, we have the Adherents of the Repeated Meme." The Adherents walked into the room together Danny whispered to The Doctor
"Good place for a thief this." The Doctor chuckled but not just at that but the look on Rose's face.
"The inventors of hyposlip travel systems, the brothers Hop Pyleen. Thank you"
"Cal 'Spark Plug'." Both Hop and Cal entered separately.
"Mr. and Mrs. Pakoo." Two new aliens walked in they look like birds.
"The Ambassadors from the City State of Binding Light." Said the Steward there seemed to be a never-ending flow of Aliens. Jabe approaches the Doctor, on either side of her the other two aliens are holding plant trays with little shoots in them.
"The Gift of Peace." she takes a cutting and hands it to The Doctor who takes it.
"wow now that's a serious gift," Danny replied, Jabe looked at him saying a silent thank you.
"Thank you!" replied The Doctor, he turns around and gives it to Rose, who in turn gives it to Danny, who gladly takes it.
"Yes, gifts... erm..." The Doctor clears his throat and pats down his jacket looking for something to give, finding nothing he says to them,
"I give you in return, air from my lungs." He blows gently onto Jabe's face, she closes her eyes briefly.
"How... intimate." she replied.
"There's more where that came from." The Doctor said flirting with her. Danny snorted with laughter and turned away.
"I bet there is." Rose gives The Doctor a funny look as if she could not believe what she had just seen, Danny finally stops laughing. The steward spoke up again talking about the next guest.
"Sponsor of the main event, please welcome the Face of Bo." The Face of Bo a huge head in a jar is wheeled through the doors. The Moxx of Balhoon approaches them.
"The Moxx of Balhoon." said The Doctor
"My felicitations on this historical happenstance. I give you the gift of bodily saliva." The Moxx as he finished speaking spits accurately into Rose's eye, Danny looks disgusted but decides quickly to hide his facial expression and smiles, The Doctor laughs.
"Thank you very much." Rose rubs the spit out of her eye and the Adherents of the Repeated Meme approach them.
"Ah! The Adherents of the Repeated Meme. I bring you air from my lungs." he breaths heavily over all of them. One of the Adherents speak.
"A gift of peace in all good faith." He holds out a silver egg, which The Doctor takes, throws up into the air, catches and then gives it To Danny who Gives it to Rose.
"And last but not least, our very special guest. Ladies and Gentlemen, and Trees and Multiforms. Consider the Earth below. In memory of this dying world, we call forth The Last Human." The Doctor looks at both Rose and Danny to see their reactions, Danny looks up from the cutting he has in his hands to the door. What comes through the door looks a bit like a vertical trampoline made of human flesh, its wheeled through. In the middle are eyes and a mouth with lipstick on it.
"The Lady Cassandra O'Brien Dot Delta Seventeen." says the steward.
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