Chapter 6: Guess Who's Back! Back Again! No Really, Guess Who...
That's right readers! Fumo's back! Here with a new chapter. Get ready for another wacked-out episode that I prerecorded already... so yea, I'll just let it play while going into a drug coma for a bit. Cya next time...
This chapter starts out at the our characters' school again during club activities. As always, trouble begins to start right about... now...
"WTF Fumo!" Nobu raged after finding out that he was knocked off the cast of potential main characters on MrFumo's facebook page.
"Where the hell is he? This isn't even fair!"
Nobu all pissed off in his dueling club didn't even notice his little creeper standing right behind him...
"HOLYSHIT!HOWDAFUCKDIDTHE_"
"Master Fumo took away your right to be the main character because he wanted to piss you off," said Yuu with them blue big-o-eyes and a cute yet creeping look face. "One of his hobbies is trolling the potential main characters."
"But don't worry Nobi-chan," smiled the little grudge girl.
"What you mean don't worry?" paniced Nobu. "My Lupia card just vanished. I need that card to be main character. And stop staring at me with those giant eyeballs!"
"Don't worry Nobi-chan. Your card's right here, hehe." Yuu, number one creeper lolli slowly lifted the Lupia card near her everlasting unblinkable eyeballs. "Since I'm part of the Fumo clan, I get all the new info on the spoilers in this fanfic, hehe. Master Fumo isn't done with you yet Nobi-chan."
"Nobu quickly snatched the card from his adorable stalker and turned out. "What are you doing here anyways. This is the children's card game club."
But right when Nobu turned around, there she was mad-dogging hes face like a true stalker.
"I'm here to join the club Nobi-chan," said Yuu with a lolli troll face that will forever stare at Nobu for the rest of eternity...
"Fuck that!" scared Nobu as he fell down the floor, crawling away backwards quickly away from her.
Nobu kept crawling away on the floor until he bump into another girl from behind. Nobu looks ups and sees an upskirt of Midori's panties...
A minute later, Nobu regains conscious but also has a random black eye.
"Yuu is here to join the club, kay?" restated Midori. "She did give you a second chance to redeem your right to be the main character. I think that deserves her right to join, kay?"
"Hey, how do you know about that?" asked Nobu, still trying to how he fell unconscious.
"Kay, if you've seen MrFumo's twitter blog, he says how you totally lost to my alter ego, kay," continues Midori. "So you should have been eliminated from the choices of potential main characters."
"So I lost my chance at fanfic stardom?" Nobu feared.
"Like I said Nobi-chan,"popped out the little yordle. "Master Fumo is the master of trolling, hehe."
"Damn trollers!"
"Kay, if you're done getting trolled, we need to move on with today's chapter, kay?"
"Wait, so we actually getting to the story plot this chapter?" asked trolled Nobu.
"That's right, kay? Starting with a cameo!"
Midori points to a return character was previously cut from the series but not really..
"Who, the black dude?" laughed Nobu.
"No, me!"
Standing in the corner was the nerdy migdet, we all know as Mokubo...
"Ohh, pssh. It's just midget yoda..." Nobu was hoping to see that black dude cuz he was hungry from some fried chicken. "Hey, why you wearing a Jew hat?
"I'm been stuck in a Jew fanfic where Hitler was killing us!" answered the mad Mokubo. "I been stuck there for the last 2 chapters!"
"Kay, moving on..."
"No!" Mokubo yelled since he wanted to get some more screen time. "The readers need to know what happen to me."
"No they don't," complained Nobu. "Your backstory has nothing with my character development to become main charac_."
"It was terrible!" interrupted Mokubo. "After I demanded a some more screen time from MrFumo, he got so high on some Fumo drugs that he traded my character for some Christian guy in a Jew fanfic..."
"Wait, what? Now we got religion stealing my screen time too?" annoyed Nobu.
"First, I was placed in Jew camp where every Jew complains about all the Jew jokes being all retarded and racist. For some reason, I got locked up in an attic with a some Jew girl who kept singing some stupid Rucka Rucka Ali Jew song out of her diary.
"Dude, that song's hilarious!" laughed Nobu while Jew song was playing as Mokubo was explaining his shit.
"Then the freakin Jew Bros found me and threw a Bar Mitzvah cuz I was the last survivor of Hitler's hazing. Now I got the taste of Manischewitz stuck in my mouth... Worse wine ever..."
"You turned into a Jew, so what?" Nobu dgafed.
"So what?" angered Mokubo. "I got the damn Star of David tattooed on my forehead now..."
Mokubo raised the bowl-cut mushroom hair up and his little Jew star began to glow like a Jewish Harry Potter.
"What the?" wondered Mokubo. "It's only suppose to glow when the next plot device comes in. Stupid thing's broken again..."
"You infidels!"
A group of white robe dorks stormed in the children's card game's clubroom. The one in front was their club leader who looked like freakin Jesus. The rest of them all had pointy white hoods...
"It is I, Jesus Christ of the Anti-Satan Club, the new plot device that's gonna becoming the new potential main character!"
"Must be the new guy that Fumo traded me for," said Mokubo.
"Woah, what? Hold up!" discombobulated Nobu when he heard another dude might be taken over his screen-time. "We got fuckin Jesus in this show now?"
"No this is Jesus from my math class, kay?" explained Midori. "He's a Mexican, kay, but he grew out his hair and facial hair to look like an actual Jesus. Also, his real name is Jesus, kay, but it has the Spanish pronunciation, Hey-sues, kay? But everyone just calls him Jesus, kay?"
"Why the hell would this fanfic want a freakin Jesus to be the main character?" annoyed Nobu.
"Because you sinners have be ruining this fanfic!" preached the fake Jesus. "I was cast in the name of God to bring justice to the fanfic world!"
"Oh my god... shut up already!" raged Nobu. "If you're here to take my fanfic fame, I gotta get through me!"
"You cannont use God's name in and the words, shut up, in the same sentence!" corrected anal Jesus. "You will be punish for your evil deeds!"
"Finally!" excited Nobu as he gets some screen-time in a duel. "Duel time, lets go! Ketto da!"
"I didn't come here for you, sinner." Jesus changes his direction and points to Mokubo.
"That's right Nobu. You're not the only one trying to get the leading role." Mokubo explains how Fumo let him back in the fanfic, right before this chapter started and gave him a Lupia card which makes him another new potential main character.
"Why would he let you back in?" laughed Nobu. "You're just a comic relief character..."
"Remember that Master Fumo is the master of trolling, Nobi-chan, said the creepy little chibi from behind.
"FUMO!"
"Also, I came back cuz Yuu-chan would be joining the cast and she's so cute!" squealed Mokubo with googly eyes for the lolli girl. "I have a thing for creepy liitle lollis."
Yuu, paying no attention to Mokubo, continues to stare at Nobu since the last three chapters. Yes, this fanfic has to some crazy ass love triangle or square or whatever...
"That's it!" yelled Nobu from all the trolling he's been getting all chapter. "Where the hell is he?"
Nobu runs off to find MrFumo who is omniscient and is trolling Nobu as we speak cuz Nobu is never find him this episode. Yuu disappears and probably went stalking Nobu...
"Yuu-chan..." If Mokubo wants Yuu to notice him as more than a support character, he knew that he had to win duel in order to get some recognition back in the fanfic.
"God has sent me to spite you in a children's card game!" declared the anti-satanic worshiper which we all know is bullshit lol.
"Yea, Fumo scripted me here too but he's not a god," clarified Mokubo.
The tattoo star on Mokubo's forehead went all berserk and starting shining all over the place. This was a sign that the episode is gonna be over soon cuz the image that you readers are getting is panning out and the credits are popping up...
"What, no duel?" randomly said by Nobu.
"Trolling, hehe"
"FFFFFFu..."
TO BE COUNTINE
"Hey readers! Midori here, kay? I'm hosting Fumo Facts this chapter, kay?"
Midori's moe characteristics is suppose to capture the hearts of the fetish readers but it's mostly likely not gonna happen do to the debut of Mune-Midori...
"Kay, I got control of my alter-ego now. That only happens during my period, kay?"
"Anyways, today, we're gonna talk about random characterizations, kay? In this fanfic, MrFumo can pop out any type of character at any given moment just like this chapter with Jesus, kay? MrFumo can also change a characters role too like Mokubo becoming a potential main character."
"Oh no, I think it's coming again... That's all for today readers." Midori rushes off-screen before her sexy transformation took over.
Stay tune for the next chapter! "Jesus vs the Jew!"
Credits: All made by MrFumo (u.u) .zZ