I promised that I would do ImtheBlondie O_o's Conor's song now.

So song no. 5 is What The Hell-

'WHAT THE HELL!'

What now -_-

'WHY'D YOU SAY WHAT THE HELL?'

That's the name of the song

'OHHHH, that's what it is'

Yes, now we've got that out the way-

'Who's it by?'

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT

'sheesh, you over react sometimes'

BANG

'OWWW, FINE I SAY NO-MORE'

Thank you

SO, the song is What The Hell By Avril Lavigue

Judai POV

Today was just like any other school day... I thought

Yubel would dropped me off at school, I met up with my friends, sleep (or gazed at Johan in that lovey-dovey way, YES I HAVE THE HOTS FOR MY BEST FRIEND, DEAL WITH IT), finished the work first then slept more (or throw notes at Johan), ate lunch with my friends, worked then slept in class (throwing notes), walked home with Johan. That is a normal school day for me. But today was different, and not in a good way.

I woke up late, ran to school, found my friends and slept on Johan (It's pretty normal actually), then Asuka, one of my friends, tickled my nose with a piece of paper, instantly waking me up.

"what you want" I grumbled, giving Asuka the evils. She giggled and said

"My parents are away this weekend and won't be back 'till Tuesday so I'v decided to have a PARTY" This instantly woke me up, I hated Asuka's parties, they were always funny and stupid, but there was also a dress code, like posh bastards or cats, and I was always dressed in the most embarrassing costume EVER!.

"Whats we dressing up like this time?" I didn't like the look on Asuka's face, a mix of evil and excitement.

"Well, you need to read the paper and you can't tell ANYONE!" That last bit was a warning, Asuka never smiled about when she was serious, and Asuka was giving me the SCARIEST evils EVER!

I looked at the piece of paper in my hand, instantly blushing at the request. I looked at Asuka with unbelieving eyes. She just smiled and nodded. I sighed.

"What the hell has come to this world"

I was wearing a big overcoat, so no-one could see me in this AWFUL costume. Even worse than that was that Asuka picked the costume herself (Which can be TERRIFYING)

So here I was, in my big overcoat (It was actually Dads but he has hundreds) in front of the place that was going to be my hell for the next couple of days, luckily I had brought some extra clothes to change into when this parties over. I rang the door bell and Asuka's brother, Fubuki opened the door and let me in. He was looking at me with excited eyes, *sigh* I guess Asuka told him what I was dressing up in.

"AWWWWWW! TAKE OFF THE COAT TAKE OFF THE COAT! I WANT TO SEE HOW YOU LOOK!" The coat was ripped from me as everyone was gathering around me. I realized that the theme was a hospital (people IN the hospital). Asuka, Johan and Bastion were dressed in white lab coats with stethoscopes, and Johan was wearing glasses (the glasses looked really sexy on him). Sho, Manjome and Edo were dressed in patients gowns. And as I looked round, I was the only one in this embarrassing costume, as a...

NURSE!

At first you'd think 'Okay, He's a nurse, fair enough' but this is worse than that.

The costume is firstly a dress, a TIGHT, SHORT dress, and so far, I feel I have lose ALL my manliness, the next part is that it's bright pink, and then I have to wear high heels and a funny hat, I have lose not only my manliness, but my reason to live too. If you could see my face, you would sympathize (I hope).

Johan walked up to me "NOW Nurse Judai, Lets tend to our patients" He linked our arms and frog marched me, grinning like an idiot. Everyone else was laughing at my attempt to hold the short dress down to cover my ass as I was being marched around.

FLASH

"Thats one to keep" Asuka waved her camera, my instant reaction was to break that camera, but sadly, Asuka was taller than me so she made a fool of me as I tried to grab the camera. She then threw it to Johan, who kept it out of my reach.

The next part was an accident, no matter which way you look at it. ('Why?' COS I SAID SO 'sorry :p')

I jumped and as I landed back on the ground, I slipped, falling against Johan who tried to catch me... he did... but he also caught my lips .

So, there we were on the floor, me on top of Johan, lips presses together.

When I recovered from the shock of KISSING my best friend/crush, I pushed my self up, trying to get up, I then pulled a slightly dazzled Johan up.

"What the hell was that?" I then realized something.

"I JUST KISSES MY BEST FRIEND, MY FIRST KISS WAS MEANT TO GO TO A PRETTY GIRL WHO I WOULD SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH-" Actually, that bit wasn't necessarily true. As I said before, I'v got the hots for Johan, so really, I didn't mind the kiss... if it wasn't in front of the gang.

"aww" my face paled as I turned my head, Asuka had the most pervy look on her face.

This. Was. Not. Good.

"Johan?"

"No"

"Judai?"

"No"

Asuka sighed with disappointment, putting her camera into the pocket of her lab coat.

"I'm sorry... YOU JUST LOOKED SOOOO CUTE TOGETHER!" Asuka had that funny fan-girl look in her eye, her hands clasped together. She took a step forward.

I took a step back, so did Johan.

She stepped again.

We stepped.

She stepped.

We RAN!

"NOOOO, MY LOVES, DON'T RUN, I WANT A PICTURE OF YOU MAKING OUT! JUDAI! JOHAN!"

I wasn't scared of kissing Johan, I was just fine with that, it was Asuka taking photos that scared me, you never know where they will appear. This was also the reason why I hated these parties.

"Quick, the bathroom door has a lock on it" Johan pulled me into the large room and locked the door

"SAVED!"

We were gasping from running so hard, I sat on the edge of the bath and Johan took the toilet. Nether one of us spoke, we just gasped for air, Johan removing the lab coat.

When we finally regained enough air, we decided to look around for anything that we could do until Asuka got her sanity back.

Heres what we found:

Incense sticks (smelly sticks that you set alight)

Matches (To light incense sticks)

Spare toilet rolls

Paracetamol

Razor

Spare toothpaste

Other tooth related objects

Bathroom cleaner and other related objects

Lube (this is the part where we start blushing)

Condoms (more blushing)

Vibrator and cock ring (seriously blushing)

In the end, we lit one of the sticks of incense and relaxed, after all, Asuka takes time to regain her sanity. I lay in the bath and Johan leaned against the side of the bath. There were several silent moments, then Johan giggled. I didn't see why he was giggling, but then I realized my head was going hazy and I started giggling too, realizing that I was somehow drunk.

I poked Johan's head.

"Why yoouu leaning 'gainst MEE tubiee busterr" I slurred, starting to stroke Johans smooth hair.

"Its like PILLOWWS!" Johan sang, sounding drunk.

"THIS IS MYY TUBBIE" I pushed Johan off the bath. Johan stood up, lifting me up by the collar.

"Youu ARRE short midget" He looked down.

"HAHA, I can see yourr PANTIES, haha" He poked my stomach, then he looked me up and down.

"That dress is WAYY too small for you-"

"I am NOT wearing it 'cos I WANNA," I retorted, my cheeks were hot and so were Johans.

"Its 'cos that BITCH made me wear it" Johan swayed and I slipped in the tub, too drunk to care.

"I hate this dress SOO MUCH that I'm gunna take it off" And I stepped out the tub, and took off the dress, unbuttoning the buttons then letting it slide from my arms, now a heap on the tiled floor. There I was, in only my boxers, in front of my crush/best friend, drunk and giggling. Oh life is great.

Johan giggled again.

"You got muscles, Judai" He stroked my stomach, I somehow liked the feeling of his hand on my stomach. I moaned.

"Feels nice Johan. Want more" And because of the sorry state we were in, I was being teased by Johan, His fingers teasing one of my nipples and licking the other, pleasure gathering in my abdomen.

"I'm gunna play with JUUUDAIII" Johan whispered in my ear, butterfly kissing down my neck and my chest, licking my navel, moved back up to the buds on my chest, now hard, and abused them, pleasure shooting up and down my spine. I was moaning as I felt one of Johan's hands move down, pulled down my boxers and caress my manhood, the pleasure growing as I felt a finger prodding my entrance, pre-cum dripping down my manhood as pleasure consumed me.

My legs couldn't support me and I fell onto the floor, luckily, I didn't hit my head on anything. Somehow, I also pulled down Johan on top of me, the incense stick crumbled beside us as the lust- no, it was something different, something more personal.

Johan's smell was over powering (appart from the incense), he smelt of sweat, the smell of daisies and fresh grass. The drunkness increased as I looked into Johan's emerald orbs, the situation I was in made me release the love I felt for Johan, how could I help it, the drunkness and the lust forced it out. I put my arms around Johan's neck and pulled his head, whispering in his ear;

"I love you"

Johan stiffened for a moment before replying,

"I love you too"

I blinked

I blinked again

I was kissed with tender, wet lips. I closed my eyes, Johan kissing me back in the need that I mirrored. I felt wetness wipe across my lower lip, asking for entrance into my mouth. There was no wait as I moaned into the kiss, Johan mapping out my mouth, the taste so familiar and intoxicating, it turned me on even more. We parted,a string of our saliva connecting our mouths, gasping. Our groins grounded together, our erections touching through the cloth prison that encased my lovers own erection.

I pulled down Johan's trousers as far as my small arms could pull (or push), Johan finishing that small task off himself. He then pushed his fingers into my gasping mouth, I started to coat them in my saliva, tasting they were coated thickly, he pulled them out, moving his dripping fingers down to push into my entrance, teasing my entrance as I pouted.

I was impatient I guess. I felt one finger push its way into me, instantly, my insides closed in on the finger. At first there was pain but as I got used to the feeling, it became more pleasurable as I moaned for him to continue. The second and third finger gave me more pain but Johan kissed me to distract me, stretching me at the same time. I was too distracted to notice that Johan was searching for something, even when his fingers brushed against my prostrate, making me moan louder.

"OHH... Johan HAAA again... JOHAN" The fingers were removed and something else pressed against my entrance, it didn't take much to realize it was Johans erection, hot and wet with pre-cum. I nodded. Johan pushed, the velvet tip forcing its way into me, making me wriggle at the uncomfortable feeling.

Johan waited 'till I stopped moving and continued. The further his cock went in, the more pain and pleasure I felt, but as I got used to it, the pleasure drowned me. I nodded for him to keep moving. He started to move out then in, again and again, and OHH HOW it felt, if the pleasure could be described, it was IMPOSSIBLY Indescribable!(If that makes sense).

The warmth in my stomach was growing at an incredible pace as Johan kept thrusting in and out of me, our moaning and gasping and groaning could tell you how we felt. Then the warmth progressed along my cock as the warmth overflowed my senses, my climax coming closer with each thrust and by our moans...

"Judai... HAA- HAA.."

"OHHH... Johan-HAA..."

"JOHANN AHHHH OHHHHHH"

"HAAAAA HAAA-JUDAIIII"

As the liquid pleasure escaped my manhood, spilling on my torso and Johan's top, the after affects exhilarating, and the warmth sloshing around my insides, I felt like I was in a pool of ecstasy.

Johan fell on top of me after removing himself, we did our best to recover, just lying there, in the middle of the floor, splatted with cum and dribbling from my entrance. I felt happy.

I saw the security camera watching us...

'What the hell'

"ASUKKKKAAAAA!"

PHEW, Its all done.

Arigato to Conor for the request and for reading.

KEEP REQUESTING

BigDxxx

P.S. the next song is...