Dear fanfiction,
Since Max has limited my words, I'll say it short. Wait, why do they say 'say it' when I'm typing it? You can't hear me, unless you have a voice in your head that tells you what it says! Oh that would be so cool! Max has a voice inside her head that tells her stuff too. Only, the stuff usually sucks and has to do with her saving the world or something like that.
Anyway...
Me and Iggy will never happen! He's, like, 15 and I'm only 12! Not. Gonna. Happen. Plus, Ella is, like, one of my best friends and I would never do that to her!
-Nudge
