"Cybertronion"
"Spark twin bond"
"Bond speak"
"Normal talk"
Astrosecond= .273 seconds
Klik= 1 minute
Joor= 3 hours
Cycle= 1 day
Breem= 1 week
Groon= 1 month
Stellar cycle= year
Meta cycle= 5 years
Deca cycle= 10 years
Orn= century
Vorn= 5 centuries
~~~~~~~~Lennox farm~~~~~~~
William Lennox had seen many things in his time, hell he even fought with giant alien robots! But the one thing he never ever wanted to see was his baby cousin lip locked with a dark Italian man moaning as his hands roamed her body.
Giving a subtle yet awkward cough the two broke apart and looked at each other sheepishly walking over to the two Will asked
"Hermione, is this Blaise guy that you told me about?"
Hermione nodded her normally bushy hair was tied back into a ponytail, Blaise glanced at Hermione before grabbing her hand and pulling her towards him and wrapping his arms around her waist.
~~~~~~~~~~~Some where over America ~~~~~~~~~~
Harry or as he was known in his Cybertronion form Firebolt, along with Neera who was known as Quickstrike and Niha who was known as Sliversong. The three of them had been flying and not really paying much attention to where they were flying to, so when they got attacked by a F-22 they were all shocked. Quickstrike and Sliversong began to open fire on the F-22 before shifting out of their alt forms and glaring daggers at the F-22 who was watching them closely shifted as well glared at the trio before asking
"I am Starscream who are you?"
Firebolt snorted and shifted out of his alt form before speaking
"Names Firebolt, the Femme is Quickstrike and the mech next to her is Sliversong. Now why don't you fly away you cackling doritos and leave us alone."
Starscream felt rage boil through his cables as he began to fire upon the three who were laughing like mad people.
~~~~~~Autobot base~~~~~~~~~
Redalert came running into the rec room shouting
"WE HAVE A SIGNAL! A CONFIRMED DECEPTICON SIGNAL! AND THREE UNKNOW ONES WE NEED TO TAKE COVER THEY ARE GOING TO COME FOR US! PREPARE TO LAUNCH A COUNTER DEFENCE!"
Everyone in the room groaned as Ratchet looked at Wheeljack
"Jackie remind me to offline him first chance I get!"
Wheeljack laughed and looked around the room
"Not before Prowl, I don't think I have ever seen him twitch so much in one day."
Ratchet sent humour across the bond before closing the bond and walking into the control room and glanced at the large computed before walking back into the rec room and banging his hands on the table
"Seems red is telling the truth, we have one lone 'con and three unknown signals. Now lets go before I offline the lot of you."
Optimus smirked behind his battle mask and followed his bonded out of the rec room and to the ground bridge were it was activated and everyone was gifted a sight that they would never forget.
~~~~~~~Firebolt and the other seekers~~~~~~
Quickstrike quickly did a barrel roll before appearing behind Starscream and shouting
"BOO!"
At the top of her voice before falling to the ground laughing her aft off, as the other two barely managed to stay in the air while laughing so much. That they crashed to the ground holding their sides, finally stopping laughing Quickstrike and Sliversong had began to wrap up the terribly confused Starscream who was slowly waging to unbridled rage as he was wrapped up in Christmas lights while the two of them were singing "Ring, ring rosies." none of the group noticed a rather large group of mechs and femmes stood behind them trying not to dye of laughter.
Firebolt stood up and activated his thrusters before flying to Starscream and smirking
"So fancy going for a fly?"
With that he picked up Starscream who let out a audio splitting screech as he was thrown up into the air and landed flat on his aft while the three unknown seekers began to laugh a new, Sliversong began to grab hold of his paint and paint smiley faces and obscene pictures on Starscream, while Firebolt and Quickstrike were writing something that looked like
"Kiss me im a dirty bot."
"My lover is Optimus Prime."
"Cant touch this aft coz its mine."
The three of them began to laugh so hard they had coolant dripping from their optics and holding their sides as their cooling fans came online to stop them from over heating.
Starscream was trying to get out of the lights and wires but to know avail it seemed that no matter how hard he tried the three were just getting started as he was currently been dangled upside down from a tree as the three were laid out on the floor laughing so hard that the managed to offline themselves.
Optimus and the 'bots didn't know what to do but what the did see would make the history books, just as they thought that it would stop the three managed to offline themselves by laughing so hard. The look of pure rage and anger of Starscream's face plates was enough for everyone before one by one they all fell down laughing at what they had been watching for the past hour.
Starscream managed to get down but not gracefully like he wanted to instead Starscream landed flat on his face plates which only caused the bots to roar with laughter yet again, not that anyone really noticed but some of the 'bots had also managed to offline themselves by laughing to hard.
It seemed that by the time that everyone had finished laughing only five mechs were left online, Prowl, Optimus, Ratchet, Ironhide and finally Starscream who didn't find it funny in the slightest as it was all at his expense.
By the time everyone came back online everyone had managed to tease the seeker mercilessly, just as they were going to leave a female voice spoke up
"Not to be rude or anything, but who the slag are all of you?"