"You'd never let me kiss you." "Try me." It doesn't have to be this complicated. They are allowed to be themselves, no matter what others think. People will talk nonetheless, so why bother with commodities?

After the failed wedding on the Moon, Mario develops feelings for Peach, but when Bowser gets involved, that not only complicates their relationship, but its effects could also ruin everything Mario stood for.

The novelization of the first installment of my fan series. The very first crossover between my original series and the Super Mario Bros. franchise, set in my own fanon timeline.

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If they could magically change the past, they would. But life is never that easy. (On the road to SMB3, backstory-ish fic because what if SMB3 had a point though, builds on context from last fic, so probably best to read that first)

A highly edited version of my most famous story, because I felt like I could've done even better. Luigi's dream vacation turns into a nightmare when it turns out to be another trap by the infamous King Boo! With Daisy and Polterpup by his side, he's ready to go ghostbusting again. Along the way, he'll have to deal with gooey doppelgangers and... a three-tailed cat?

Waluigi never had an easy life. Just as things are looking up for him, a prophecy that yields to be true requires his conquest in order to rescue mankind. Will Waluigi save the world or fail as he has always done.

"Everything's been thrown at me all at once, and nobody's bothered to explain any of it. What is going on?" Mario is rightfully confused. Peach agrees to explain almost everything.

Bowser's desperation to woo Peach makes him impulsively ask his human captive for advice. It just gets gayer from here.

A remake of an old story from 2011(?). Ludwig is finally crowned the new King of the Koopas. He decides that it's time for him and his girlfriend Jasmine to get married and rule the kingdom together. Unfortunately for them, the wedding doesn't go smoothly.

First it was Princess Peach Toadstool farting, then it was Princess Daisy farting, and now it's Toadette farting... which is officially canon thanks to Mario Maker! P.U.!

When Ori gets "coronated," he decides to do things his way; even if that means banishing his own father from the Kingdom he helped create all those years ago; even if that means taking the powers of those he loves to make sure nobody can turn against him. (Based off of the songs Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez, and Blood/Water by grandson.)

Mario and his friends go on a quest to stop his newfound evil clone from taking over the Mushroom Kingdom! (This is a remastered version of the original one I wrote on paper.)

Family is important above all else right? RIGHT? That's a question plaguing Roy's mind as he tries to help his girlfriend through a family problem, this one involving an evil aunt and a spoiled cousin.

(Sequel to Fool's Paradise) Luigi has seldom been on the losing side. Then again, he has never gone up against his brother. In the aftermath of his greatest mistake, Luigi must try to pull himself together. Especially when he finds the reason for his betrayal is in much worse shape than him. Luigi x Dimentio

Luigi Masciarelli is thankful for the monotonous life that he has as a journeyman plumber in New York City. He makes good money, and his family always has his back. Predictability means stability, and he never has to confront his demons. How will that change when a certain auburn-haired princess enters his life? Will he run away or be tougher than the rest? (Modern universe story.)

Mario receives a mysterious invitation that challenges all that he once knew, as the familiar becomes alien in a world of secrets and unexpected alliances. As he strives to protect everything he holds dear, something stirs in the aftermath of Bowser's silence, adding to the danger and uncertainty of his journey.

Olive and Dimentio agreed to babysit people's kids-for completely different reasons. Unfortunately for Dimentio, he starts having a little TOO much fun with the kids he has to care for when Olive goes into a coma and Dimentio has to pretend to be him. (Takes place after House of Memories.)

When Tape gets a special order from his boss to deliver a girl named Kirby Winterwood to them, Tape ends up growing a connection with her. Upon finding out what they are planning to do to her, he decides to help her escape; causing all of his close friends and old enemies to go after him for the ransom. Fortunately for Tape, he meets a strange person who agrees to help him.

People keep telling Olly stories about themselves, so he decided to keep a record of them all. (Anything written in parenthesis and in italics is Olly's edits. None of these are canon except for chapter three.)

Olly finds out he washed up on Isle Delfonzo: that's super far from the Mushroom Kingdom! In order to return, Olly needs to redeem himself; but he doesn't think he did anything wrong. A forest imp named Amina decides to help him reunite with his sister again-but for a cost...

(Noun: sympathetic pity and concern for the sufferings or misfortunes of others.) She can feel the pulses of warm energy from the magical stone…. Somehow… that gave her courage… "I.. I wish..."

It's another day in a plumber's world.

A romance story about Princess Peach.

Set in a new Universe Some kids decide to Help Mario and Luigi fix a broken pipe but are taken to another world Angry Luigi and Mario team up with Peach and Toad to save thier brothers. Complete