I do not own the songs used, or original Darkwing Duck characters. Songs; "Edge of Glory" by Lady Gaga...
Note; I do not mean to make any jokes out of this, I take the idea of not getting AIDS or sexually transmitted diseases very seriously.
"I hope you all enjoyed the last few songs, now it's my turn to have some fun!" Craze happily cheered before nodding to Thorn, who was at the electronic piano at the moment. Thorn quickly drew her fingers across the black and white keys before grinning and playing a tune.
Bold- Craze singing Italics-Electricity and Tidlewave as backup singers Bold and Italics-Craze, Electricity, and Tidlewave singing (Parentheses means what others are doing)
There ain't no reason you and me should be alone (people are nodding their heads to the beat)
Tonight, yeah, baby! Tonight, yeah, baby!
And I got a reason that you're who should take me home tonight Tonight
I need a man that thinks it's right when it's so wrong (Craze winks at Quackerjack, who blushes slightly. No one else notices the wink.)
Tonight, yeah, baby! Tonight, yeah, baby!
Right on the limits where we know we both belong tonight (Craze does a back flip and the crowd gasps with admiration)
It's hard to feel the rush, to brush the dangerous (Electricity and Tidlewave bounce in place)
I'm gonna run right to, to the edge with you (Craze points to the crowd, nobody but Quackerjack notices that she is pointing at him)
Where we can both fall far in love (Craze twirls in place, soon followed by Tidlewave and Electricity grabbing wireless microphones and twirling in place together)
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth (Craze does a flip onto the catwalk and starts to bounce while waving to people)
Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you. (at the end Craze backflips onto Quackerjack's lap)
Another shot before we kiss the other side (Craze kisses Quackerjack on the left side of his beak before hopping onto the table, hopping off quickly, and walking into the walk space)
Tonight, yeah, baby! Tonight, yeah, baby!
I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight
Alright! Alright!
Put on your shades, 'cause I'll be dancing in the flames (takes a waiter's sunglasses and puts them on before twirling back onto the catwalk)
Tonight, yeah, baby! Tonight, yeah, baby!
It isn't hell if everybody knows my name tonight (Craze jumps as she yells this, the crowd cheers, they are all excited)
Alright! Alright!
It's hard to feel the rush, to brush the dangerous (Craze twirls while Tidlewave and Electricity giggle from behind her)
I'm gonna run right to, to the edge with you
Where we can both fall far in love
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth (Craze, Electricity, and Tidlewave excitingly sing with enthusiasm)
Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you.
I'm on the edge with you
I'm on the edge with you
You, you, you...
(Electricity straps on a Saxophone)
[Electricity's Solo saxophone ]
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth (Tidlewave and Electricity step a few steps ahead of Craze)
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you with you, with you, with you, with you, with you (The girls twirl in place before Craze slides , passes Tidlewave and Electricity, down onto her knees with the microphone positioned over her beak)
(end singing)
People erupted with applause at the happy and energetic song that was just preformed. Electricity, Tidlewave, and Craze went behind the dark red curtain on the stage while Thorn played a few soft and peaceful pieces of piano music while everyone listed to it. Quackerjack was still leaning on on the table with a dazed expression and a goofy grin on his face. "*sigh* Isn't life grand?" Quackerjack asked as he slung his arm over the Liquidator's shoulder. All the guys looked at him funny. (The order of the table from left opening is Bushroot, Megavolt, Negaduck, Quackerjack, then the Liquidator). 5 girl cats who had been eyeing them from the bar walked over. They were all the same except for a few features but mostly they had long tails, grey fur, black eyes, shoulder length black hair and were wearing white blouses, black cardigans, black mid-thigh mini skirts, and black boots. "Hi!" the leading cat girl chimed, her thick valley girl accent was even more irritating with her high-pitched voice, as she came to the table. The Fearsome Five said "hi" in return.
"We were, like, wondering if you guys would, like-" the girl was about to finish till somebody from behind her clunked her upside her head with a yo-yo. "WHO DID THAT!" the girl cat whizzed around, her claws ready. Yet she stopped dead in her tracks when she saw it was Craze standing behind her, spinning a yo-yo while looking at her in a murderous yet crazy way. Craze was now wearing a dark red t-shirt that had a V-neck, short sleeves, with pink sparkles on it, black distressed jeans, and her black ballet shoes. Her hair was let down right now, and she still had her make-up on. "You wouldn't be hitting on mine and the girl's boys now, would you Catnip?" Craze asked as she cocked her head to the side, her hair lightly swishing before her eyes.
"Th-these are you boys?" the leader girl, Catnip from what they could guess, squeaked. Craze nodded her head before grinning slightly. "Now, you don't want Electricity or Tidlewave...Or even Thorn to know that you were hitting on their men, now do you?" Craze asked again as she circled Catnip and leaned against the side of the booth the boys were sitting at, she was closest to Bushroot again. "N-no! N-no! W-we were just...Just uh...Being friendly, yeah! Being friendly is all!" Catnip stated while the rest of the girl coward behind her, Craze chuckled at the scene. "Being friendly you say? Oh, I can't believe you think I would fall for that Catnip." Craze stated before kicking Catnip in her stomach, making the girl double over for a moment before standing back up and glaring at Craze.
"Seems, like, you need to chill Craze." Catnip growled, her fangs showing now. "Chill? Oh how a nice word to use, eh? Tidlewave?" Craze asked to no one, but soon everyone noticed a new puddle of water forming at the girl cat's feet. "A very nice choice of words in my opinion." Tidlewave's voice stated from under their feet before she appeared in a swirl of water, she was her complete blue self with her "hair" falling down her back. "T-Tidlewave?" the cat girls screeched before running away, both Tidlewave and Craze chuckled at that. "Thanks Tide, those girls can be a handful sometimes." Craze stated as she gave a high-five to Tidlewave, who chuckled slightly. "If I get to make those pansy-fancy girls run with their tail between their legs and not a guys, I'll be glad to help." Tidlewave stated before sitting in the booth right beside the Fearsome Five's table.
" You always do what is fun Tidlewave, don't you ever think about doing what was right?" Craze asked seriously, Tidlewave and Craze looked at each other before bursting out laughing. "G-good one Craze! I actually thought you were serious!" Tidlewave stated as she leaned against the table for support, Craze whipped tears away from her eyes before grinning at Tidlewave. "Um...Craze...Would you please explain to me what you meant by us being your guy's?" Bushroot timidly asked, Craze smirked at him slightly before plopping into the same booth as Tidlewave. "What I meant is, you our property. And no other girls may flirt with you." Craze stated before propping her feet up onto the table and placing her hands behind her head. Negaduck glared at her and growled. "Your property! We are no one's property!" Negaduck yelled before being hit upside the head by Tidlewave, her watery hand had turned into a block of dry ice to hit him.
"Shut up and be grateful, if you aren't taken in this club a girl might take you." Tidlewave stated before pointing to a ugly white scaled lizard who was about Bushroot's height, her skin was peeling, her eyes were cross-eyed, lipstick smeared onto her face, her light blue hair was messed up, black clunky platform heels, a black tank top, and a grey miniskirt barely hung onto her. "That would be Brenda, if you aren't taken you are taken by her. No matter what, and in the bathroom...Did I mention that she is a prostitute so there is a 80 percent chance you will get AIDS or something worse?" Tidlewave stated as they watched Brenda take in a struggling doberman into the janitor's closet, you could hear his whimpers from 10 feet away. "I actually like being taken." Bushroot confessed as he turned to Tidlewave and Craze, who grinned at him. "You should keep your eyes on your own girl Bushy." Craze teasingly said before turning his head towards Thorn, who was just now getting up from the piano and walking behind the curtain.
"I-I get Thorn?" Bushroot asked as he pointed on of his leafy hands towards the curtains, both Craze and Tidlewave nodded their heads. "Yep! Then Sparky gets Electricity, I get Quacky-Jacky, Tidlewave gets Licky, and Negsy gets Darcy!" Craze happily chimed as she watched the boy's expressions turn to ones of embarrassment and confusion. "You...Already had this plan out...Didn't you?" Tidlewave asked Craze, who giggled a yes in reply. "Well, then you get to explain to Electricity, Darcy, and Thorn about their so called property then." Tidlewave stated before slipping out of the booth as soon as she saw a tired looking Electricity stumble towards them. Electricity had her hair down, no make-up on, and was now wearing a black tank-top, a yellow cardigan, a belt with pockets and other things on it, black go-go boots, and her hair was down again.
"Get me 2 car batteries will ya?" Electricity asked the waiter as he came towards him, he nodded his head before zooming into the kitchen just as Electricity fell into the booth with a *thump*. "Soo...Do you know about the whole, he, property deal in the club Electricity?" Craze asked the tired rat, who nodded her head which was on the table right now. "Well...I sorta...Kinda...Told the Cat Clan that these guys were our guys...And Megavolt is your property..." Craze whispered, but Electricity's head shot up quickly once the words left her mouth. "You did WHAT!" Electricity asked through clenched teeth as sparks of electricity flew from her fur and her hair started to frizz up. "N-now hear me out Electricity! I-I mean you aren't the only one paired up! Thorn, Darcy, Tidlewave, and even me are taking one of them!" Craze quickly stated as she inched as far away from Electricity as she could in the booth, which wasn't very far. "I will destroy you...Later." Electricity stated before head head dropped onto the table again, Craze let out a sigh of relief.
"Um...We will just be...Going then..." Bushroot stated as he and the (boy) Fearsome Five stood up, all but Negaduck patted Craze on her shoulder before walking away. After 5 minutes outside on the dark alleys they were already followed. "Wait!" Electricity yelled as she sprang up and ran to Bushroot, catching his shoulder lightly before he slowly turned around. "Y-yes?" Bushroot squeeked before Electricity handed him a beautiful bouquet of fresh orange lilies, purple Campanulas (bell flowers) red tulips, and baby's breath. "Um..." Bushroot awkwardly blushed and his mind was blank as he took the flowers in his hand. "I didn't make or personally give them to you, their from Thorn. I hope you know what those flowers mean." Electricity stated before turning and started to walk away, till Bushroot stopped her.
"What?" Electricity asked, annoyance was clearly evident in her voice. "Please, take these to her for me." Bushroot whispered before a small sprig of thornless, lavender/violet roses. They sprang into his leafy hands, which he heald out for Electricity to take. "Please." Bushroot pleaded, Electricity looked into his eyes and her eyes softened slightly. "I will." Electricity stated softly as she took the roses in her hands and smiled. "I know what these mean, please take care of her." Electricity whispered to Bushroot, only so loud so only they could hear. Bushroot felt the sap in his cheeks heat up slightly as he watched Electricity walk away. "WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!" Negaduck yelled in both confusion and anger at Bushroot, who gulped. Everone knew that 4 out of the 5 of their Fearsome Five were getting beatings, and here is a hint; Negaduck isn't one of them...
Flower Translations (simple ones atleast):
Orange Lilies- Desire, passion
Purple Capanulas (or just Bellflowers in general)- "Thinking of you"
Red Tulips- Declaration of Love
Baby's Breath- Innocence, pure of heart
Lavender/Violet Roses- Love at first sight
Thornless Roses- Love at first sight