Craze: Mayhemb doesn't own any of the original Darkwing Duck characters/series

Quackerjack: If she did then we would all still be playing! Do you know why time it is Craze?

Craze: I do believe so! It's-

Craze and Quackerjack: PLAYTIME!

Mayhemb: Oh, yes, there will be LOTS of "play time" later on. *evily smirks as she looks at the Ruby of Lust*

Both Fearsome Fives: Uh-oh

Mayhemb: REVIEW!


WITH CRAZE AND QUACKERJACK

The clock in Craze's car rad 3:50 AM as they drove through a empty cafe and stole some money, 15 minutes since they left the others technically. "Do you think the others are okay?" Quackerjack asked as the 2 stopped in front of the large toy store, Quackerjack knew this one all to well. "Of course they are, we've never been stopped before." Craze stated as she idly walked into the Wiffle Boy toy factory, Quackerjack grinned and followed behind her. The workers had already left, and Quackerjack knew that the security guards were easy to take care of, so he had no doubt in his mind that the 2 of them would do fine. As the 2 wandered inside they found that the machines were turned completely off, and the security guards weren't there...'Odd...' Quackerjack thought, since the last time he was here there was atleast a few guards at a time when no one was working.

"Something wrong Quackey-Jacky?" Craze asked cutely as she inspected a machine, if she had dared turned around she would see Quackerjack with a goofy grin on his face along with a medium blush. "*sigh* Nothing...Everything is just...Perfect." Quackerjack stated in a out-of-it tone as he watched Craze dismantle a machine with a wrench that she had pulled from a work box. "That's good." Craze stated as she continued to work...She was so focused (and Quackerjack was so out of it due to her talking cute) to notice a dinosaur shaped shadow walk from the front of the factory to where they were.

"Um...Stop right there Quackerjack!" a whiny voice (in both Craze and Quackerjack's opinion) squeeked, both Craze and Quackerjack wipped around to find Stegmutt behind them. "Oh great! The Justice Dorks are hear to ruin EVERYONE'S fun!" Quackerjack whined as he tugged at the ends of his hat before pulling out Brains. "That ain't swell, Mell!" the puppet chimed before being switched with a red and dark blue squirt gun, Quackerjack grinned as he saw Craze sit down and watch him with a bowl of popcorn. "Hope you like your water warm!" Quackerjack chimed, not giving Stegmutt a chance to even speak before blasting a stream of red liquid at him.

"OUCH! That hurt!" Stegmutt whined as he held his arm, which got hit by the liquid. "Yep! Quackerjack toys now present the ultra fun BOILING water gun! Leave you enemies scorched as Licky says it." Quackerjack chimed happily, Craze giggled at his words of choice. "Thank you! Thank you! You are to kind m'dear." Quackerjack stated as he bowed before Craze and threw her a rose(which he pulled out of thin air), Craze caught it with no difficulty and stared at him admiringly. A look that he couldn't help but enjoy. Yet all the while that Quackerjack was flirting with Craze, he didn't notice Stegmutt recover from the water and was beginning to charge him.

"QUACKERJACK! LOOK OUT!" Craze yelled, yet Quackerjack didn't react soon enough. Once he turned around he was head butted in the stomach, sending him crashing into the boxes beside Craze. "Quackerjack!" Craze yelled as she dug Quackerjack out of the mountain of boxes, he was conscious yet very dizzy and his right leg was bleeding. "Yes mama, I would like another cookie." Quackerjack stated in airy tone, this caused Craze to gasp then glare at Stegmutt as she stood up. Stegmutt flinched slightly at the intensity of Craze's glare. "You...Are going to pay." Craze growled before sprinting very fast towards Stegmutt, who stood frozen in fear. Once he did try to get away though it was to late, because Craze had already jumped in the air, flipped, and landed on his shoulder.

"Hey! What are you doing?" Stegmutt asked in panic, he felt Craze get something from her pocket. "Revenge you stinkin Dino!" Craze said in a New Jersey accent before taking a deep breath in and spraying a pink mist in front of Stegmutt's face, he inhaled the mist by accident. "Suddenly...Feel...Like I need...To take...A nap..." Stegmutt barely said before collapsing on his stomach as Craze jumped off him, Craze looked at the red heart shaped bottle in her hand. "Thorn was right! This stuff is a knock out!" Craze giggled before she heard Quackerjack moan, she slid the bottle into her pocket(in her shirt's layers of silk there are pockets) and run over to his side. "Quackerjack, are you okay?" Craze asked, her voice was laced with worry.

"I'm *grunt* fine Craze, what happened to the dino?" Quackerjack asked as he stiffly sat up, with help from Craze, and looked around to see the dinosaur in question knocked out. "He's knocked out and he'll have a headache when he wakes up. We better get going before he does." Craze stated as she stuffed some parts of the machine into a backpack that she pulled out of thin air while Quackerjack wobbled as he stood, Craze still noticed the blood. "Let me help you." Craze stated after slinging the backpack onto both her shoulders, Quackerjack shacked his head no. "I'm fine." Quackerjack stated, yet this only made Craze roll her eyes as he stumbled on his first few steps. "No you are not, and that wasn't a request that was a command." Craze stated before picking up Quackerjack bridle style, he let out a small squeak of surprise. The 2 got into Craze's car, after Craze gently set him in minding his leg, and drove back to the alley.

THE ALLEY AT 4:01 AM

Craze picked up Quackerjack (bridle style) out of the car since she didn't trust his judgement on him being able to walk and due to not wanting his leg to bleed more...The sight of Craze holding Quackerjack in that was basically forced Megavolt and the Liquidator to burst out laughing. "HAHAHA! Oh man, this is just to good!" Megavolt exclaimed as Craze set Quackerjack down against the alley wall beside Electricity, who was glaring at Megavolt. "Yes sir, this is good home entertainment!" the Liquidator chimed as he hunched over due to his laughing, he didn't notice Tidlewave glare at him. "You mind explaining this to us Craze?" Electricity asked, yet then she saw the blood on his leg. "Think you can fix him ?" Craze asked hopefully towards Electricity, who smirked then was handed a First-Aid kit from Craze. "Yeah, give me second will ya?" Electricity asked before opening the box and looking over Quackerjack's wounds a couple times. "How did this happen?" Tidlewave asked, Craze took a deep breath and began from the beginning from when she and Quackerjack had entered the toy factory.


Craze: Hope you had fun!

Quackerjack: Make sure to write

Tidelwave: Cause if you don't

Liquidator: No more Dark Night! (JK, I have no power over that)

Mayhemb: -_-...Just rate and comment if you wish

Electricity: Because we will serve Revenge

Megavolt: Is a very cold dish!

Mayhemb:...Why are you all speaking in rhymes?

Craze: CAUSE EVERYONE LOVES RHYMES!

Other 5 (not Craze or Mayhemb): YEAH!

Darcy: Actually, they are basically doing this to annoy Darkwing Dip *waves left hand towards Darkwing curled in a fetal position*

Darkwing Duck: NO MORE RHYMES!

Negaduck: Some one comment so Mayhemb can get mine and Darcy's chapter *wiggles eyebrows suggestivly*

Mayhemb:...It won't be "play time" for a while

Negaduck: FUCKING HELL TO YOU BITCH!

Mayhemb: Okay, that's it! *Negaduck is engulfed in a puff of smoke*

Darcy: Where is he?

Mayhemb: In the land of fluffy bunnies, pink, fluff, and no weapons *grins evilly*

Craze: So...Negaduck's personal Hell?

Mayhemb: Exaaactly

Bushroot: Um...When are me and Thorn appearing again?

Thorn: Yeah, when?

Mayhemb: In the next, next chapter.

Thorn and Bushroot: REVIEW PLEASE!SO SHE CAN GET WORKING ON OUR CHAPTER!