Sorry you guys, I'm having a problem with the internet because I just moved and Comcast the people who was suppose to set up my internet are taking their sweet time because a complete asshole left a $200 to $300 bill. So I'm going to try to get on the internet as much as I can until some stupid people grow enough brain cells too realize that I'm not the person who left that fucking bill a yeah ago!
My bad I just wanted everyone to know that I'm still writing the story but a little more delayed than what I last posted, so I'm going to write two chapters in one to make it up! Oh and thanks for the reviews, it shows me how much you care!
Insanity
Nix pushed the insane robot away and glared at Dib questionably, waiting for an explanation.
Dib sighed, "Ok, I know you're wondering about why I'm keeping a robot in my basement. But I have a completely logical answer for that."
"Like what?" Nix asked raising a nonexistent eyebrow and crossing his arms impatiently.
"You know, I don't really know," Dib said mentally slapping himself for saying something stupid. Geeze Nix isn't as egotistic to be so stupid like Zim.
Nix gritted his teeth in annoyance and approached Dib menacely, "Don't test me Dib, I will hurt you! NOW WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT INFERNAL CONTRAPTION IN YOUR BASEMENT!"
"What…why are you so angry?" Dib backed up, raising his hands up in defense.
"WHY AM I SO ANGRY? YOU SHOULD KNOW WHY I AM! Nix shrieked, balling up his fist and restraining himself from lunging at Dib once again.
"No, I don't," Dib said in a small calm voice and backed away from Nix until his back brushed against the wall.
"YOU SHOULD! YOU SENT THAT THING TO KILL ME!" Nix yelled and pointed over to Gir who was sucking on his foot.
"Wait… what?" Dib replied with a look of confusion on his face. "Ok Nix lets just calm down, I'm sure we can talk about this."
The teenager approached him carefully raising his hands up to show that he had no intention to harm the aggressive alien.
He didn't feel like looking at the approaching teen. Nix took in a few deep breaths to calm himself down but he still had several homicidal thoughts cross his mind about many ways he could torture Dib.
Nix just wanted to be left alone to rid himself of his destructive thoughts and just hide away in some dark corner to stay away from the humans as long as possible.
"Ok I'm a little confused. But I never sent Gir to kill you and I'm pretty sure he was in my basement shut down for four years and he's just too stupid to kill someone," Dib said adjusting his glasses in position after it had slipped down from backing up.
Nix sighed and reluctantly faced the teenager, "then what did?" Because it resembled that robot," he pointed at Gir who noticed them and waved his pincer like hands with his tongue sticking out. Nix was thinking how it was possible that the robot could possess a tongue.
Dib shook his head, "no I don't know what you saw but I don't think it would be even possible to be Gir."
"Then what was it!" Nix yelled desperately, his crimson eyes reflecting with confusion and slight fear.
Dib shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know."
"You're supposed to be a paranormal investigator! How can you not know?" Nix kicked a nearby stack of boxes in frustration making a cloud of dust fly into the air.
Dib coughed and waved the cloud away, "how am I supposed to know what it is, if I hadn't seen it?" Dib exclaimed and began to think of possibilities of what it might be. "Hmmm it could be Bigfoot, no Bigfoot is too big and wouldn't be in an old underground classroom. "It could be a vampire, they like dark places…but it wouldn't be that bloody?"
"Who are you talking too?" Nix stared at the teenager questionly. Wow he is really insane, I hope it's not contagious or I'll be more of a freak than I already am.
"Um uh…I was talking to Gir!" Dib said in defense.
"Gir is all the way over there," Nix said pointing to Gir.
The small robot had placed a box over his head and began running all over the place screaming and running into walls.
"Um let's just start with what we came here for," Dib replied quickly heading for the stairs. He really had to stop talking to himself.
Nix shook his head from Dib's stubbornness for not admitting he's insane and has a huge head. He placed his goggles over his crimson eyes and followed the teenager upstairs to his room.
When Dib arrived up the second pair of stairs he realized he forgot Zim's psycho robot and stopped midstep on the staircase leading up to his room. Nix ran straight into Dib after the teenager's sudden stop and fell off stairs. Nix screamed and landed on the hard surface with a loud thump.
Pain shot from head through his spine. Nix cringed from the shock and he lifted his head slightly from the ground feeling the stinging pain of colliding face first into a hard wooden floor.
"Oh shit Nix are you ok?" Dib yelled down the staircase after he heard the sudden scream.
Nix pushed himself up, "I'm alright my face broke my fall!" He yelled sarcastically.
Dib didn't catch the sarcasm, "oh ok, I can't leave Gir running around unsupervised. Who knows what that little insane robot could do?"
"You're insane," Nix muttered angrily under his breath, rubbing his aching head from the fall.
Dib called the robot but wasn't expecting Gir to fly through the floor, creating a large hole in the floor.
"HIYA!" Gir screamed, landing on the ground.
Dib's eye twitched and his body went rigid with fear. He pointed a shakily finger at the small robot, "You just put a hole through the floor."
"YESSSSSSSS!" Gir giggled, his cyan eyes glowing brightly.
Nix grinned as he heard Dib's sister come stomping in the room screaming.
"Dib! You better pay for that or I'll pummel you in a world of pain so terrible than you can ever imagine!" Gaz screamed, opening her usual squinted eyes into a hateful glare.
"B-but I don't have any money," Dib protested.
"Then get a fucking job and get rid of that stupid robot or else," she growled and walked out.
"Why did you do that? Did you want me to get in trouble?" Dib said in shock.
Gir looked at the ground adorably, "I do."
Dib face palmed and looked at Nix, "look you take Gir, I can't afford to keep him or I'm sure to get killed by my sister."
"What I can't take him or he'll put holes in my house's floor!" Nix protested.
"You could train him?" Dib suggested.
Nix looked at Gir who was eating a nearby table leg, "Um he looks untrainable."
Dib had to make up an excuse to get rid of the robot fast or he would get a very painful beat down, "look I'm the only person who at least talked to you, so um we're like friends."
He raised a nonexistent eyebrow and a look of confusion crossed his face," what is this so called friend?"
Dib couldn't really give a good explanation and he was still very wary of the PAK incident but he had to come up with something, "well a friend is someone who looks out for one another and is there when another needs help."
Nix began to think a little," wait you sent me to the underground classroom, this wouldn't have happened if you and your stupidity hadn't hid behind my desk!"
"Well I stopped you from going to a juvenile detention center and you attacked me in my own basement!" Dib countered.
"UM WELL BIGFOOT DOESN'T EXIST!" Nix had run out of things to blame Dib other than the stalking thing.
Dib flinched," He does exist, I have proof! I just have to find it where ever I put it. Wait you're trying to get me off topic, you're keeping Gir whether you like it or not!"
"I refuse to take your insane robot!" Nix said firmly crossing his arms.
Gir had over heard and walked over with tears in his eyes and his antennae hanging limply,"Masteh doesn't want me."
"See he thinks you're his master," Dib smirked.
"Wait I'm not your master, you must be mistaking me for some other Irk thing," Nix replied waving his hand.
"Irken," Dib corrected, "And you shouldn't have don-"
Dib was interrupted by a loud wail from the robot.
Gir shrieked and ran around uncontrollably banging his head into walls and running around in circles.
"My ears!"
"My antennae!"
"Stop your crazy robot or Gaz is going to kill me!" Dib screamed.
"He's not my robot!" Nix screamed back.
"Yes he is!"
"No he's not"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Ha I got you! You said he was," Dib said victorious.
"No, I didn't mean too," Nix face palmed and groaned, "Um Gir I um do want you. You can stop now."
Gir automatically stopped and skipped over, "Okidokey!
Dib was awestricken, "It's like it never happened."
"Yes, well good luck will earning and using your money to fix that hole in the floor and the broken furniture along with extra holes in the walls," Nix smirked with the amusement of seeing the destruction of Dib's house.
"I hate you," Dib replied.
"Ok enough of this! Are you going to give me the information that I came here for or are you going to waste my time?" Nix asked seriously.
"Yes, I'll just get you a flash drive and you can see it yourself. You do have a computer?" Dib asked as he opened his door to his room.
"Of coarse, do you think I'm living with illiterate humans, well Mike is illiterate at least," Nix said.
"Are you sure he gets pretty decent grades," Dib smiled as he dug through his drawer full of disks and other equipment.
"LIESSSSS, FUCKING LIESSSSS DAMIT! Nix yelled and stomped his foot with his teeth bared in a sinister snare.
Dib nearly jumped and collided into his desk from Nix's sudden aggressive outburst. "Whoa you sounded like Zim for a minute but um much more er harsher."
"Stop comparing me to this Zim thing!" Nix snapped.
"Um Nix your what Zim is, so you're calling yourself a thing," the teenager said matter of factly.
"Shut up Dib and give me the damn flash drive!" Nix growled and narrowed his eyes beneath his goggles.
Dib noticed that Gir was chewing on one of his disk,"Hey that was the proof that Bigfoot existed!"
Nix had gotten an idea. Keeping the little robot might be an advantage after all.
Nix smirked, "So Dib are you going to give me that flash drive and say that Mike is a stupid fuck or do you want me to tell Gir to eat more of your stuff."
"It tastes like chicken!"The robot said with a grin.
Dib literally tore up his room to find the flash drive and handed the storage device to Nix's outstretched hand.
"Ok here it is, now will you leave?" Dib panted.
"I'm sorry I didn't hear you say a particular thing I wanted you to say earlier," Nix replied with an evil grin.
Dib sighed, "Mike is a stupid fuck. Now will you leave I had enough for today and I need to study and find a job.
"Alright Dib I'll see you at that horrible hellhole you call a school in three days," Nix said as he walked out to his house which was about 30 minutes away.
It was dark outside and Nix along with Gir had to walk pass a few stores where they were met with a lot of stares and a few shady looking people. Nix ignored them but Gir constantly would scream random things that made the people stare even more and he heard some people mutter things like the word cute or adorable. He considered those words as insults since he was always insulted and these new words he didn't consider any different.
He finally reached his house but before he entered. Nix turned around and addressed Gir," Now Gir behave and you use the doors and stairs, don't fly through anything understand."
"YES SIR," Gir turned red instead of usual cyan color and saluted, and then he almost immediate reverted back to his regular cyan color.
Nix shuddered uncomfortably and had a bad memory flash through his mind but he shoved it away.
He sighed and opened the door. Once he opened the door Mike almost immediately spotted Gir and yelled, "Mom! Freak house is back and he stole someone's robot!"
Nix growled and was about to lung at Mike but was embraced in a suffocating hug from Ann before he could rip off Mike's head.
He couldn't move and gasped, "Can't breathe."
Ann heard and let going.
Mike rolled his eyes, "How can he breathe in the first place, he has no nose."
"Just ignore him, but I am curious about robot," she asked.
Nix had to think of something, "Um I built him myself, I was working on him ever since I moved here," he lied.
"Really, who knew you were good with machinery," she smiled.
"Imma squirrel," Gir said and began to do squirrel movements.
"Aw, it's adorable," Ann replied.
Mike laughed, "Yup only the mutant could make a stupid piece of scrap metal."
"SHUT UP DUMBASS YOU'RE A PIECE OF SCRAP! Nix snapped, gritting his teeth and forcing his PAK not to activate his Metallic limbs and impale the annoying teenager.
"Yeah whatever you say, but at the end someone's always going to be the freak and I don't even think plastic surgery can help you and you know I'm right," Mike said amused and walked upstairs.
Ann was shocked with what Mike just said, "He doesn't mean that."
All Nix was thinking about was what kind of horrible death he could plan for Mike.
"Come on Gir, "Nix grumbled and walked upstairs to his room with Gir following.
"Bye nice lady!" Gir yelled waving his hand.
She smiled at the small robot and when they where out of sight she sighed and shook her head sadly.
I wasn't that happy with this chapter but review anyway!