These past few days have been all mistakes. I wish I had a time turner right about now because I'd go right back to when everything wasn't so crazy and I hadn't kissed Scorpius. The next time I think about snogging someone I'll remember all the problems it caused me. I don't think I'll be kissing anyone for a while.
Anyway, I decided to write an apology to both Albus and Scorpius. Although Scorpius should be the one writing an apology to me but it is called common courtesy. It isn't every day that you get kicked in the nether regions for just standing there. You know, I'll write a letter to James too just so I don't have to start wearing an invisibility cloak in the Great Hall.
Dear Albus,
I'm sorry about yesterday but you should really learn to keep your mouth shut. I do not like Scorpius Malfoy and I never will. He's just like his father, and that isn't a good thing.
Also, don't keep going around telling James things about me. I'm serious. If he tries to kill me one more time I'm going to kill you.
Oh, do tell Destiny I said hi. I know you two are going back out. Thanks for telling me about that by the way. Sorry about calling her a whore too. But you know I'm right and you can't deny it. She cheated on you with my ex-boyfriend, who was my boyfriend at the time. She's such a typical Greengrass. Always on the lookout for another guy to screw around with. I hope you guys work out this time though or I'm really going to kill her. You can sleep with my boyfriend behind my back but you definitely do NOT cheat on my cousin and break his heart. She's lucky you saved her the first time. Though I do like to think that the second time's the charm.
Love your bestest friend and cousin who does not like Scorpius Malfoy in the least,
Rose
P.S: Is James still looking for me?
P.S.S: I forgot to mention that I do hope you can still have children. It'd be very nice to be a godmother. Haha. Too soon?
Dear Scorpius Malfoy,
Well first of all I would like to say sorry for neutering you yesterday. Although it'll probably do you some good with all the girls you sleep around with. Must I tick them off for you just in case you forgot? Tiffany, Lauren, Violet, Chessier, Mary-Rose, Annabeth, Sophia, Brigitte and Jennifer. I might be forgetting a BUNCH but do get back to me on that one.
And just so you know, I was not trying to purposely kick you yesterday. I was aiming for Albus but for some reason you were standing there too. Oh, I wonder why that was. Maybe because you always want to be in my business like we're boyfriend and girlfriend?
Speaking of being boyfriend and girlfriend, I see you still haven't told Albus about our kiss AND IT BETTER STAY THAT WAY OR ELSE! And 'else' could mean a number of things.
Love,
Rose Weasley
P.S: I shouldn't tell you this but be on the lookout for James. He just might be trying to kill you next.
P.S.S: I wrote love by an accident. Sorry for lying. I could have easily rewrote this but I, Rose Weasley, do not waste paper.
Dear James,
I DON'T LIKE SCORPIUS! STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!
In hiding until you write back,
Rose
Author's Note: Short chapter so I can write two chapters tomorrow. Sorry. Thank you for the reviews though.