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FOR THE AMETHYST EYES!
…I hope I spelled that right…XD
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Girl of the Day
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"Titans! Trouble! Red X is attacking a bank! Let's go!" Robin sped out of the room like someone had set a pack of matches to him.
"You'd think he'd tell us which bank..." Raven muttered as she and the others followed the fearless leader.
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"Red X! 'U' 'r' under 'r''s't! See what I did there?" everyone sighed and facepalmed. "Titans! Don't go!" Robin tried a "clever" (*cough*CHEESY*cough*) technique he had spent a week working on. Red X easily defeated all of the Titans. As they lay pathetically on the ground, he crouched beside Raven.
"What?" she growled, her hands glowing black as she prepared herself to—
Then Red X laughed.
What?
"Where are you from?" he asked nonchalantly, as though he hadn't just kicked her ass while simultaneously going against all that she stood for.
"Azarath..."
"Really? I thought you were from heaven; you're like an angel to my eyes, baby," he winked. Raven's eyes widened. He was flirting with her? What the hell!
"I'm a fallen angel then; ready to kick the sorry ass of anyone who crosses my path," she said, flinging him away with her powers.
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ON THE WAY BACK TO THE TOWER...
"Hey Raven, what did Red X want with you?" Beast Boy asked curiously. Raven blushed.
"Nothing important.
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"Slade," Robin snarled, staring at the TV screen.
"Aw man, we just got back!" Cyborg cried.
"Actually Robin, you shouldn't be so conceited. I'm not here for you. I'm here for her," he pointed at Raven.
"If this is about Trigon..."
"Oh I assure you, your father has nothing to do with this. It's all about you."
"What?"
"You see Raven, I believe the Titans would be better off without you. Join me as my apprentice and you could be my slave, just as Terra was. You can have everything she had...and so much more," he purred, wiggling his eyebrows. Raven's eyes widened, her face absolutely red.
"Um, you're not suggesting that Raven join you so you can sleep with her all the time, are you?" Beast Boy interrupted the awkward silence with an equally awkward question.
"Why yes. Yes I am," Slade said. Raven hid her face in her hands.
"...I'll be right back," Beast Boy ran out. Not too long after, sounds of mauling and screaming came over the video feed and Beast Boy returned. "What'd I miss?"
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AT BEDTIME WHILE CYBORG SNUGGLED WITH HIS T-CAR SHAPED TEDDY BEAR...
"Hey Raven, if you're still shaken up from the Slade incident you know you could sleep in my room," Robin suggested. Starfire gasped, eyes full of tears.
"No!" Beast Boy yelled, pupils dilating as he turned into the Beast threw Robin through a few walls and into the water with one powerful swipe, roared, and changed back. "Raven's MINE!"
"Uh...what?"
"Shit."
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Not my best title, but I'm proud of Beast Boy at the end there, isn't everyone else? Hey, Robin torture is fun, okay?