Okay so my granny never throws ANYTHING away. You open her fridge, you get out some "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" (yuck) and open it to see...a mystery! Is it from yesterday? Is it from last Thanksgiving? No one knows! Hey Granny, I can't believe it's not even remotely similar to butter!

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I HAD to put this up: it was bugging me that it was just lying around collecting dust.

REVIEWER RESPONSES (Yeah)

RotatingOwl: I am so glad I made you laugh ;D that's mah goal!

GIRLWONDER: IKR? Robin never thinks these things through…and BB was great, wasn't he?

luna827: EXACTLY! XD XD

Rowin Wolfe: I know! If only he had heard Red X, right?

ohyouknow88: Ha! Nah, don't be worried…happens to me all the time. I'll think of a random fanfiction moment and burst into giggles, no matter what…gets me weird looks.

WilliamShakespearethe13th: Nah…that would be Robin XD HE'S got whole stories dedicated to his abuse! And I will be sure to do that! I just HAD

TitansGirl1234: I know! That was such a fun line to write, ESPECIALLY for me! And wow…my walrus ramblings are appreciated! YAY! And I absolutely wish I went to school with you, too…I mean some of my friends are weird (seriously: one girl is obsessed with horses and one "stalks" me XD) but every time I go off on some random story—did you know some drunk guys went to SeaWorld and kidnapped a penguin?—they look at me like I'm insane. Which I absolutely am. Or when I go crazy about getting a B—not an A, a B!—on a test because I'm crazy-obsessed with my GPA. And I wish I could doodle the Teen Titans! All I can draw are animals…so I guess I can technically draw Beast Boy XD but still! If the schools (and Cartoon Network…and Boomerang…) won't let us watch Teen Titans except at almost midnight, I NEED MAH TITANS! YouTube is SOOOO unreliable :( and my mom won't let me find and buy the seasons D: so…yeah. You know, I think anyone who doesn't wish they were Raven is just...just absolutely mental (yeah I'm one to talk) or a Terra fan…so mental XD RAVEN IS EPIC! And thank you :D to me, that is the ultimate compliment…you know something is great if it inspires you. For example, I think my randomness in writing sprang from one too many late-night readings of your Mario Kart chapter in Pickle Me This, Batman. Which is…? And wow…Sirius'ly never thought about it like that…XD now I'll burst out laughing every time someone says "Seriously!" And this is getting REALLLLLY long…:P but who cares? Where was I…oh yeah! Robin was being an idiot XD especially after BB maimed Slade. Thanks and thanks again; you made me smile on one of my cloudy days :)

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Apprentice

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Slade was in the market for a new apprentice, and his search had thus far left him with nothing but an abnormally large lollipop. As Slade sat on a park bench, mournfully licking his delightfully sweet confection—that he would undoubtedly use for some evil purpose—and hating on the world in general, something interrupted his moping. Slade put two fingers to his head, brought them down to his face, and found a gooey white substance. Scowling, he shook a fist at the sky.

"CURSE YOU SEAGULLS!" he shouted. At that moment, a very fluffy white bunny rabbit hopped out of the bushes. Slade gasped in excitement.

"A bunny!" he squealed, scooping the poor creature into his arms and cradling it. "You can be my appwentice!" he adopted a baby-voice. "I'll call you...Wuvzie! And I'll be your daddy, and we'll be able to do all sorts of fun things! Awen't you just the cwutest wittle bunny? Yes you are! Yes you are! Come on Wuvzie, let's go back to Daddy's evil lair and eat some yummy cookies!"

As Slade carried his new...uh...let's just call it a rabbit...off into the sunset, the Teen Titans popped out from the very bushes that Wuvzie had appeared from. Cyborg played back the footage of Slade on his arm and Beast Boy landed and reverted to human form from his seagull shape. Raven was the first to speak up.

"So...when do we tell him the rabbit's being controlled by Cyborg?"

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Yes, I went there. Did the image of Slade calling himself the daddy of a fluffy white bunny that was being controlled by Cyborg totally freak you out, 'cause he essentially called himself Cyborg's daddy and all…

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