Knock knock

"SHIT!"

Itachi dove into his closet and shut it.

"Get out I'm hiding here!" said a low voice. Itachi looked to his right and saw two eye's staring at him. A light shown in and revealed Orochimaru, who had a big smile, and was waving.

"HIIIII" he said. Itachi's bedroom door flew open and Sasuke ran in.

"PERFECT" Orochimaru whispered. "Go to your brother and let me watch you two"

"EEEWWW" yelled Itachi as he ran through the closet door that was made of paper.

"Look what you did, oniisan. Okaasan's going to be pissed you broke your closet again" said Sasuke. Itachi picked up and Sasuke and carried from the sight of Orochimaru. Orochimaru crawled out of the closet and sighed.

"Well, Neji-kun, tonight's your lucky night...again" he said with his head down, with that he disappeared into a puff of smoke.

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Itachi set Sasuke down by the back door, and was out of breath.

'Damn pedo-jackson-phile' he said 'If I ever catch him in there again I swear I'll give him to a girl. Mwhaa. Why does that make me feel depressed? I need to get some'

"What's wrong" asked Sasuke. Itachi knew he could trust his brother so he did the only thing he could do. Lie.

"Well, yeah I'm having a bit of an issue with the...reception from the satallite for the T.V. in the garage, soooo if anyone comes looking for me, say police. Tell them I'm stealing cable but don't tell them where I am. I'm avoiding people for the next few-"

There was a knock at the door and Itachi opened it immediatly with a smile.

"Hellooooo..." his voice faded away as 3 very angry faces where looking at him.

'FUCK' he yelled in his head. He wanted to rip his hair out and make incoherent noises, but that would just prove he's guilty right?

"What's up" asked Itachi trying to hide a shaky voice.

"We had two men miss last night's meeting"

"Where were you?"

Itachi knew exactly where the fuck he was. In the fetal position saying I'm so fucked over and over again.

"I was sick" he said then he made a couple of fake coughs.

"Also the body of Uchiha Shisui was found in the river. Care to explain that"

"No...I had no idea" said Itachi with a shocked voice.

"We assume a suicide at the moment because of this note in his handwritting"

The man handed Itachi the note and looked at it. He wrote it down maybe to draw attention away from himself. Itachi heard Shisui's voice read the note. It was all spooky

I, Shisui do take you to be my lawful wedded...damn this is in pen. I, Shisui do rid my self of "the path" of the Uchiha and whatever...with my death, I wont have to do stuff I don't want to. Like take out the trash and empty the dishwasher.

Itachi looked up at the three men who looked pale.

"Did you hear that" they whispered. Itachi nodded but he quickly changed the topic.

"So you think I killed him?"

"Absolutely, see look at this picture"

the third man raised a picture to Itachi's face, it was Shisui's body and there was a shoe print on his face. With the words Itachi a Go-go imprinted on his neck.

'Heh, oops'

"Your on thin ice mister, one false step and CRASH into the water" said the second man. He snapped his fingers infront of Itachi's face and they turned to leave. Itachi couldn't contain himself. He flashed his shiny teeth at Sasuke.

"SO BRIGHT" he screamed as he fell unconcious by the shinyness. He jumped out of the house and beat the living shit out of the 3 men.

"ITACHI WHAT ARE YOU DOING" came a great voice.

"Nothing Okiisan, I'm...practicing" said Itachi with a smile.

"Oh? Carry on"

"Yes sir" said Itachi smiling evily as his father walked away. He grabbed the first man by the hair and lifted his head up.

"You will leave here and never accuse me again...or I will kill someone" said Itachi.

'Makes me feel kinda cool saying trivial shit like that' thought Itachi.

"Now get outa here" he said punting the man over the wall.