Itachi recorded himself throwing his shoes in the fire.

"Those were my most comfortable shoes" he said letting the tears fall.

"Then why are you burning them" asked Sasuke sitting by his side.

"Because they're incriminating" said Itachi

"What's incriminating?"

Itachi thought on this and decided maybe it would be a bad idea not to tell Sasuke.

"It's that thing where I tell Okaasan that you have Icha Icha under your bed" said Itachi. Sasuke's eye's widened

"I don't have that under my-"

Itachi took out his copy and threw it through Sasuke's window.

"You do now" said Itachi smirking. Sasuke let out a small whine and ran into the home.

"hehe sucker"

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Itachi poked the camera around the corner and saw his father.

"Oh my god look at this baka" he said softly. His father was trying to stab a straw into an orange.

"GOD DAMN IT" he yelled. "If the little girl can do this in the Tropicana commercial then damn it, an Uchiha can. The bitch makes it look so easy"

'This makes me embarassed to be a Uchiha' thought Itachi. Then he got a fucking brilliant idea. He pulled camera back and looked into it.

"This is Uchiha Itachi and I feel like kicking my dad's ass all day today" he said. He ran in holding the camera and started hitting his dad.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING" he yelled. Itachi just kept hitting him then he ran out of the room, laughing.

"WHAT THE HELL!"

Later that night

"Ok this is pretty dumb and dangerous, but in the hands of a perfessional like, it will be fucking hilarious" said Itachi into the video camera. He set it up on the tripod right outside the room both his parents were in. He flung open the door and ran in with a sword. He was right, it was pretty damn stupid. He turned the sword on it's side and hit his mom and dad. Not only is it stupid, but who the hell is going to fucking hit their parents without getting their ass kicked? But any way's. Itachi pulled the sword away, laughing again. But it soon faded when he saw blood fall from the sword. He looked down and saw his mother and fasha blood soaked.

"DAMN IT, I TURNED THE SWORD THE WRONG WAY" he looked out the window and saw 2 more dead bodies. "AGAIN"

He walked carefully towards his camera and all he could think was that he would have to burn another pair of shoes. When he grabbed the camera he heard the front door open and close.

'Your shitting me' he thought. He pulled the camera into his parents room and set it up in the corner, forgetting to hit the stop button. Itachi started to pace around the room thinking how to get out of this mess. Suddenly the door shot up and Sasuke stood in the room.

"Oniisan?"

"Yeah...this was a total accident" said Itachi smiling.

"ACCIDENT!? IT DON'T LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT!"

Itachi knew the truth wasn't going to work so he switched to plan Q. And he had gone through plans B-uh...abcdefghijklmnopq. Plans B-P which in his mind was labeled panic. It also made him smile because plans B-P became BP like the gas station.

'I want to go get like a pizza now' he thought. His mouth started to water.

'No! must do this first!'

"Sasuke, look into my eye's" he said very mysteriously. Sasuke leaned in and saw them change to Mangekyo.

"Pretty" said Sasuke.

"Yes yes they are but keep looking don't look away" Itachi said moving closer to Sasuke. He was inches from Sasuke's face when he screamed incoherently. Sasuke grabbed his chest and fell to the floor twitching and drooling.

"I guess screaming like a freak really helps...Awsome!" he said giving the thumbs up to the camera. "I can get out of anything-"

There was a small snap outside the window of the room, Itachi quickly glanced to it and saw a man looking in at him.

"FREEZE" he yelled

"I DIDN'T DO IT" screamed Itachi and dove for the camera. "And now for my epic escape"

He ran for the door but he didn't see Sasuke's foot hidden in a shadow. Itachi tripped over it and face planted through the paper door.

"FUCK" he yelled and stood up. But he was surrounded by 6 men. They weren't Uchiha's but ANBU.

"Uh..." said Itachi.

"Care to explain yourself, Uchiha" said the one with a dog mask infront of him.

"Yes...I...Um...ABBLASCRABBLEPUMPKINPIE" he screamed incoherently. Suddenly the anbu started to foam at the mouth and they collapsed on the floor shaking.

"That was a lame ass escape" he said switching the camera off. That night Itachi ran off from his home to his grandmothers, where he would get some cookies and temporary sanctuary, but he mostly went for cookies. But before he left he wanted to show Konoha he wasn't fucking around. He robbed a BP station for pizza and taco's.