Ok, here's the next chapter. Got the idea at about 3 in the morning. I'm starting to lose the funny. Review with Idea's.
Itachi set down his plate on the Kitchen's island and dove into his fry's. On the other side of the island was Sasori spinning some leftover noodles on a fork but not eating them. He had a stoic look on his face as he stared at a sharp knife laying on the counter 5 feet away. Itachi sighed and grabbed the ketchup bottle before asking, "Ok, what's wrong?"
Sasori threw his fork down and looked at Itachi with a feirce look. "I'm so depressed! Nothing is going the way it's suppose to!"
"So?"
"I mean I'm in debt, 100,000 bucks! I don't have that kind of money! The people I borrowed it from in the first place will probably kill me. I think the only way is to kill myself before they do."
Itachi squeezed the ketchup bottle and nothing came out..."I get it...wait what in Holy Hell?!"
"That's right, I think I'm going to kill myself." said Sasori as he stood up. "Wait!" yelled Itachi standing up looking at the ketchup bottle. "Hold that thought, I-I... just need to get more ketchup."
Sasori made a whiny noise but Itachi shot him a glare, "Your not going to kill yourself now are you?" Sasori shook his head, but still stared at the knife. "Good."
Itachi bounded to the fridge and pried it open, "NO! NO MORE! SASORI, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!" Nobody except Sasori and a cat knew exactly how fast Itachi could move. He ran down the road moving as fast as his leg's could carry him, until he rear-ended the back of a car. The sudden shock sent him about 5 feet back from the car so he could see why it was there. 'Fucking red light! wait...what the hell does this have to do with anything...WHAT IS THAT THING?'
Itachi stood up and stumbled to the door and yanked out the driver. "Why do you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!? What the fuck!"
"Your suppose to stop at a red light!" yelled the man. "Maybe the better question is, why are you running 80 miles an hour?"
Itachi suddenly remembered why he was running, he dropped the man and ran off, "I need ketchup before Sasori kills himself."
The man watched Itachi run off and suddenly realized he could use these thing's in a comedy skit. Itachi on the other hand was running until he reached the store, only to be distracted once by the offering of girlscout cookies. It was very creepy for the girlscouts because some man just run's in full speed, stop's on one foot and goes "OO COOKIES NO NO KETCHUP" then took off back into the store. Itachi jumped and ran across the checkout lanes and landed on the floor, not seeing the floor wet sign. "Oh shit" and down he went. He slid acrossed the floor until he hit a rack of stuff. It was already to late to stop it before he saw what it was. "GLITTER!" All the glitter on the stand fell on him and coated him. Grumbling and not caring if Sasori was dead, collected his ketchup and exited. Not before punching a girlscout in the face for making fun of him. "Fuck you and your cookies."
Sasori chuckled when a glittered Itachi entered the room. "Don't say anything" he said as he sat back down infront of his fries. "Now continue"
"Kill myself"
"NO SASORI DON'T DO IT" screamed Itachi squirting ketchup into the air. The ketchup flew into Sasori's noodles."Ya know what? I don't want to talk to you about this."
"Fine be a bitch and kill yourself. Nobody would care." said Itachi
Two day's later
"I swear to god I'll do it!" yelled Sasori.
"Then pull the fucking trigger" said Itachi over the phone. "You won't cause your a-"
boom
"Hello? hey...you still there?"
"Yeah"
"I fucking told you wouldn't do it. Now stop calling me, your right down the fucking hall." click
Itachi sighed and sat on his bed. "damn this chapter was short" he said before he fell asleep