Ok might be short idk. When you see Jiraiya's name, to get the better feeling of the story. Hold your hand out infront of you with your palm and fingers up, and pretend a heart is beating in your hands, follow the pulse with your fingers. You'll feel cool.

Also, I call this little arc in the story the BASHING arc, cause I come down hard on everyone. I don't care who, and if you have issues with it, stop reading.

These are my depictions of Insane Naruto Characters, nah.

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Kisame and Itachi sat in their respective chair's as I stare them down. "Now, you two know I have great respect for you two?"

"Yeah" they said in usision. Kisame's eye's widened quick. "I'm not sucking your dick to stay on! I swear to.....I will gut you."

"Naw dude fuck that. I'm putting the weed need on hold. Sorry, your no longer pot heads."

"Fuck you man" Itachi said. I point at him threateningly, "I gave you a fucking candy sharingan, you should be kissing my ass." Itachi glared before reverting back to insane stoicness.

"Good. Now considered you lives psychologically screwed, Hannibal style." I say. "Welcome to the belly of the beast."

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Itachi woke up and immediatly grabbed his cloak and felt inside the pockets before pulling out a snickers. "Ha! He didn't get you! Mother fucking author, he can go fuck himself, he can take away my pot but he wont take my candy."

"Itachi! Its fucking 5 in the morning!" Kisame yelled. "Go to sleep." Itachi stared at the snickers and gave it a small passionate hug before putting it away. He laid his head back on his pillow and stared at the remains of his camera.

Flashback

"Itachi....it has been my destiny to kill you" said Sasuke, when they met in the hallway. They found the blond jinchuuriki in his hotel room when they distracted the ULTIMATE JIRAIYA with a woman. Both Itachi and Kisame had their way with her first to. Hopefully the ULTIMATE JIRAIYA would get sloppy thirds.

When they first encountered the Kyuubi container, they contimplated running. It was scary as shit. He was sitting on his bed staring at his hands. They were out infront of him with the palms up. He stared at them intently. "BelieveItBelieveItBelieveItBelieveItBelieveItBelieveIt....BELIEVE WHAT! WHAT AM I BELIEVING!"

Kisame tried to exorcise him but that didn't work, so Itachi used a Snickers ploy to lead Naruto out into the hall. "Snicker?" he asked. Itachi smirked, "NO FOOL" and punched the blond in the face. That's when the ULTIMATE JIRAIYA showed up. Then Sasuke.

To make this story shorter, Itachi was thinking about eating that snickers he almost didn't dodge the Chidori Of Weakly Orphaned Emo's. CWOE for short.

"Wait wait time" Itachi said. "How would you say that was a word to shorten it? Cw...cwo. Cwoe? Quoiy? Quoiy? Yes? Ok."

The CWOE or Quoiy for short, tore his Akatsuki cloak and destroyed his camera. Itachi became enraged and beat the little emo fucker sensless, it was a 200 buck camera.

The ULTIMATE AND FOREVER PERVY AWESOME JIRAIYA then put them in a toad stomach, so Kisame just summoned The French to come eat it. Now they were camping with Pickles, Kisame's new pet possum.

END FLASHBACK

Time: 1:45 P.M.
Location: Konoha
Mission: Sneaking

"Do dododo dododo. do dododo dodo. Da da do da da, dada do dada doodada do" Kisame sang as they rounded the Hyuuga Mansion. Itachi pulled the milky way out of his mouth and whispered, "Is that the Austin Powers song?"

"We need theme music shut up" Kisame said. "It's sad, the author can't write it properly. Looks bad on me, ya know?"

"Yes, I know. Kisame, one day we will rip the heart out of that cold hearted mother fucker and get our weed back. I will fight for till my last breath, I promise. FOR FREEDOM!"

"Hey what was that?" asked a voice around the corner. Kisame hiit Itachi in the back of the head and pointed up to an open window. They ninja jumped inside of the mansion as the Hyuuga guards ran by. Itachi shut the window and turned around. 'Oh fuck me' he whispered. The room was completely dark except for a candle at the far end. A person was sitting near it rocking back and forth.

"Should we keep going" asked Kisame? Itachi nodded, "it's our only way out."

They walked forward until they neared the person. It was a girl and she was mummbling, "NarutokunNarutokunNarutokunNarutokunNarutokun."

"Um....excuse me, little girl"

The girls head shot at sickening speed to look at them, her neck broke in five places. Her eye's had no life, no emotion. On her face was the most sickening smile ever to be witnessed. "Y...y...yyessssss" she hissed. Kisame gripped Itachi's arm and gulped, "SHE'S A DEMON, HER EYE'S THEY'RE DEAD, SO HELP ME GOD THEY'RE DEAD!"

Itachi slapped Kisame then turned back to the possessed girl that was Hyuuga Hinata. "Do you know where to find Uzumaki Naruto?"

The girl nodded, the bones in her neck snapping more and more. Itachi noticed she was holding a tuft of blonde hair. "I knows. I knows where to find Naruto-kun. All the time" she said quietly. Suddenly more candles flared to life. "OH HELP ME GOD (jashin) WHAT THE FUCK!" screamed Itachi as he fell away from the Hyuuga. On the walls were pictures of the blond from indisclosed locations, each one had looked like a sticky substance touched it. There was blood everywhere, white marks which Kisame and Itachi knew what it was but they refused to believe this girl would go to such lengths to retrieve it.

And In the center of it all, was a life size verson of the blonde, made from dead skin and hair. "I've been collecting" she inhaled deeply and walked to the wall. "His dead skin cells since he was Threeeeee" she then licked one of the white marks.

"OH FUCK THIS IS A HORRIBLE PLACE!" screamed Kisame clutching his Samehada. Hinata giggled and turned her head, her neck finally gave way and her head fell onto her right shoulder. "Now I need the flesh of his enemies!"

Itachi produced a king sized snickers and threw it to distract her but it didn't work. Kisame chucked the Samehada but it flew over her head and hit the dead skin cell version of Naruto, which exploded into billions of dust particals. Then next reaction, Kisame grabbed a pillow and used it to defend himself from her onslaught, screaming, he killed Naruto-kun. "ITACHI HELP ME MAN, SHE'S A SAVAGE! PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!"

Itachi gathered all the strength he could and threw a punch, but he tripped over a Naruto sex doll that came out of no where and he punched her knee cap. Almost at once, her face exploded. Kisame let the pillow and body fall to the floor as he stared with wide eye's.

"That little blond mother fucker owe's us big time." Kisame said. "She was a fucking psycho!"

Itachi turned his head and looked at the ceiling, "I KNOW YOUR APART OF THIS!!!"

I Laugh, alot.

Next time: As our Hero's but not hero's of the Naruto story line but we will call them hero's anyway, cause they're awesome, treck the village of Konoha what will they find and who will they see that might make them insane.

"I....i don't give a damn" Itachi mumbled. Kisame turned his head toward his partner and sighed, "Quoiy (CWOE) to your right."

Itachi grabbed the weak little fucker emo's chidori and beat him senseless again.

The end till next chapter.

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Ok, I wrote it at two in the morning don't expect alot.

Peace,
Blood Rain