Haha Apprently you people are just insane as me haha. Thank you xzavx, Firewolf025, and Bluewolf963 for reviewing last chapter. You know what I thank all you crazy ass people HAHAHA As Bluewolf pointed out this story has been up for two years now and I'll be honest, it's only here to make you assholes laugh haha. Or to get a chuckle out of me. Either way, randomly just poof good idea. haha
As for how I came up with the 12 year old Hybrid Bitch as I call it now, I have no idea. I just all of a sudden popped into my head and I was like yeeeeeessssssssss! And for Hinata......we all know she does that anyway. That coat of hers just holds up her neck. She's got stains all over her damn walls haha!
Alright enough of that. In this chapter, I'm going to put in some very fucked up shit. So even if you don't get offended easily you still may get very offended by situations you may have had in your life. I'm warning you right now. And this will be the only time because really I don't give a FUCK! That it my public service announcement, hey kids smoke this!
Now I want you all to give me more ideas of how to bash characters horribly. Just say fuck it, you know you want me to fuck with your favorite people haha cause I do it epic-ly. ONWARD!
"Itachi? Hey Itachi?"
"No" said our stoic antagonist as he stared at the isle ahead of him. His hands gripped his camera as he slowly crept forward. "What? This isn't a yes or no question."
"Maybe then" Itachi said as he jumped away from the cereal box near him and threw a kunai into it. "NOT TODAY YOU FUCKING RABBIT!" There was a wail from down the isle that caused Itachi to jump again, flinging another kunai, the crying stopped immediatly.
"Kisame we need to leave" Itachi said pulling his partners robes with a horrified face. Kisame rolled his eyes and looked on the side of a cereal box at the nutritional facts. "What the hells wrong with you?"
"I'm not having a good trip man. The cereal place is just making it worse."
"That's what you said about the produce section. We can't leave yet, that new guy Tobi wanted some cereal and that guys kind of a creeper so I don't want to get on his bad side."
Itachi groaned and looked at the ceiling, narrowing his eyes he mumbled something I couldn't understand. His lips looked like he said something like, "Gonna eat your throat." Itachi looked through the view finder of his camera and looked up. 'Am I inside the camera or is this real? This is fucked, I've never been this high before, Damn that author, damn him to Hell.'
"Hey you two!" Both Akatsuki members looked up and saw a security guard running toward them. Kisame slapped his face wondering what his partner did. He saw a woman crying by the other end of the aisle and there was some red stuff on the floor. "Oh Fuck, Itachi! What the hell did you do?"
"I did the world a favor" the man answered as the security guard made it to them. "Do you guys realize what you've done" the security guard asked. Itachi laughed inside his mouth but held it in. The secuirty guard looked hilarious mad, his face was all puffy and red. "Well" started Kisame but something red and wet hit the ground between them. They looked down and saw a torso that was squirting blood out of where the head, arms, and legs should have been. Both men peered around the frozen security guard and paled. Where the woman used to be standing was now their new worst enemy. The Hybrid Bitch, and it had gotten bigger.
"SonovaBitch!" The beast roared and jumped into the air. Kisame threw the guard to the side while Itachi pulled his Javelin out of his robes. The beast hit the ground and the shockwave send them flying down the cereal aisle. They skidded to a halt, and Kisame drew his Samehada. "Let's do this!"
Itachi nodded and put a pair of sunglasses on. The beast tore the security guard apart and it made Itachi smirk. One less problem to worry about. "Do you have room to fire that thing?"
"Nope" Itachi said with a sick grin. "But I'm going to anyway!" He reached into his robes and produced something Kisame hadn't seen in awhile.
"It's perfect" the blue man exclaimed. Itachi slid the projectile into the tube just as the beast finished devouring the guard. "It's over" Kisame said.
"For Lucky Charms" Itachi said as he pulled the trigger. Smoke shot out of the back and the Itachi a Go-Go shoe flew out of the canister and headed for the beast at impossible speeds. The Hybrid Bitch jumped out of the way and shoe shot past, only it spun around like boomerang. Both Kisame and Itachi looked at eachother before running. The resulting explosion was going to imense.
People were running for the exits but Itachi was pushing them back and tripping a few. He felt the explosion on his back and he was pushed to the floor. He saw the shoe fly over head and cut through a crowd of people. It went out of the front sliding doors of the store and into the sky. Itachi got to his feet and saw Kisame throwing down the person he used as a human shield from the blast.
"It's going to be making another pass, we're not safe here."
Kisame nodded and they both ran out of the front door, just as black van with a red cloud on the side pulled around the corner. The door slid open and they jumped in so it didn't have to stop. "Do you two have to fuck everything up" asked a furious Konan.
"What did we do" Kisame asked. "Its a fucking wal-mart, they're used to that kinda shit in there. I mean the last time we were in there Hidan shit all over the damn floor. This is no diffrent, just the shit is people and a Hybrid Bitch."
"Well its a good thing we had Tobi do the shopping earlier today because we knew you two would fuck it up" Pein said behind the wheel. The two looked to the back of the van and saw Tobi polishing a custom AK-47. "The fuck you two looking at? Tobi's a fucking good boy."
"Yes sir" Kisame said quickly as the man slapped a loaded clip into the assualt rifle. He opened the side of the van and started to fire into the people on the side walk.
"See, now thats and Akatsuki member. Mayhem and pandamonium!" Pein laughed and tossed a grenade out of the window. It lodged itself into the windshield of a parked car and it exploded. "Yeah! MAYHEM AND PANDAMONIUM!" Konan shut her eyes and groaned. "Why do I associate with you people?"
"Well, whats for desert" Deidara asked after dinner. The van had stopped at Taco bell because Tobi was a good boy and he threatened them with the AK if they didn't stop. Pein was all for it.
"Ice cream sounds awesome" Tobi said.
"But it's so-"
The sound a bullet being chambered was heard and Deidara gulped. "Tobi said he wants some fucking ice cream!"
Itachi rolled his eyes and reached into his pocket to pull out his pipe but he realized it was gone. After a moment of panic, he remembered the J in his left pocket so he pulled that out and a lighter. Just as he lit it, someone bumped his arm and it fel into his drink. He was silent for a moment then looked at the sky. "Damn you" he whispered. "You cant just let me be happy?!"
Nope.
"So Itachi, How did the shoe work?"
"Too good" Itachi said. "But Itachi a Go-Go shoes will always prevail!"
"I know" Hidan said with a laugh. "It was fucking awesome. I could see the fucking explosion all the way back here from you cum stains. It was fucking Metal!"
"Let's not talk about cum stains please" Kisame said, remembering the Hyuuga girl.
"Aw, got a little skeleton in your closet fish boy?"
"No, man, too soon." Itachi nodded and put his hand on his partners shoulder. "It's ok, I've booked us therapy sessions for Monday. No man should have had to see that and I'm glad that if I had to have seen it, it was with you."
"Bro moment" Kisame exclaimed and hugged Itachi. Tobi shook his head and set his own sundae down. "Fucking fags" he said as he put pink sprinkles on his whip cream. Who knew that even though your putting pink sprinkles on fucking ice cream, if your holding a desert eagle your still a badass. "Nobody messes with Tobi" he growled at me.
Yes sir
Alright I really don't know what came over me and this chapter. I wanted to include the Hybrid Bitch in one more time.
I also wanted to make Tobi a fucking badass mother fucker.
So whatever, review DO IT!
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