Well I tell you guys what. xzavx gave me a great idea. I'm stealing this idea from myself and a friend. And I'm gonna update this alot sooner cause the badass Tobi is plaguing my mind. He's virtually raping it. He's going to have lots of guns, idk why so don't question it, it just sounds awesome. So here we go I wont really talk ONWARD! Hm, I haven't gotten any views from Hiati the last couple weeks....I wonder why?

Itachi stood outside of the Akatsuki base, which upgraded from a tree house to a small town home, and video taped Kisame and Hidan wrestling eachother over the remote control for the tv. He sighed and shut the view finder. 'I'm just so bored' he thought. Nothing interesting had happened in the last couple days. Unless you count Tobi basically making everyone but himself, Pein, Hidan, and suprisingly Sasori, not piss themselves.

Itachi stood up and walked into the home and sat on the couch. He heard a door open and shut. The sound of a couple girls laughing were heard. "Was Tobi a good boy?"

"Tobi was great" one girl purred.

"Call us again sometime you big mother fucker" said the second. Itachi's eyes widened when Konoha shinobi, Anko and Kurenai walked around the corner and saw him. Anko's eyes narrowed but she kept moving, dragging Kurenai along with her. A moment later, a shirtless Tobi walked around the corner without his mask on. Itachi was the only one allowed to see him in such a condition do to his secret identity. A cigarette was hanging out of his mouth and he leaned on the wall.

"Yeah, you wish you could do that."

"....Anko not so much."

"Oh but she's sooo kinky" Tobi quipped and took a drag of his cigarette. "By the way, Orochimaru got a hold of Sasuke."

Itachi's eyes shot open and he looked at the man. "How did that child raper do that?"

"Ah, that's the funny part. Sasuke went willingly."

"NOOOOO! I REFUSE TO ACCEPT MY BROTHERS A FAG!"

"No, no, no. He was promised candy I'm sure. I'm sure he was. It's plausible."

Itachi burried his face in his hands and his Mang-twislergan flared to life. "We're going to get him back. Whether the author wants us to or not. We. Will. Prevail."

The Akatsuki mobile whipped around the corner, going on two wheels. The side door slid open and Tobi peered out. "There it is! Sound Base! Let's kill these Bitches!"

"Yeah" Pein said in the back with five other bodies. "Ruckus's and chaos!!!"

Hidan smirked and pulled his sythe off his back. "Operation: Fucking Death to the child man freak is a go! Let's do this shit fuckers!" Konan whipped the van around and the ass end smashed into the gate, allowing them all to jump out. "Akatsuki invasion" yelled a guard but Tobi shot him in the face! The guard ran around like a chicken, trying to clutch his missing head while his tongue flailed around. "NOBODY FUCKS WITH TOBI!" He unleashed a torrent of bullets into oncoming shinobi, cutting their numbers significantly. Itachi bent down and unlatched his shoe, with one good kick, the shoe went flying.

"We have support from the Go-Go shoe! Everyone push forward" yelled Pein. They heard a click as Tobi ran out of ammo for his RPD but he ripped off his cloak to reveal that he was covered with bands of ammunition. They fought in the courtyard for about five hours, tearing the Sounds numbers down to a dwindiling few.

"Wait a second" Hidan said shaking his head, trying to clear it from the narcotics. "Why are we at a childrens hospital?!"

They all looked around and saw they were still in the middle of the city. "Ooo" Kisame said as he slowly backed up towards the van. No wonder they weren't really being attacked.

"Alright, that is the last time we take Acid before an invasion" Pein said. "The results are not good. Not good at all. But the chaos was nice though and the HOLY SHIT! THOSE KIDS ARE FEASTING THE DEAD ONES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!" They all turned around and saw that a few children were eating the deceased, bullet ridden corpses. "Your animals! ANIMALS I SAY! YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE!"

Pein was about to attack but Tobi held his arm up. "There's only one explination for this. I've seen this once before. BOO-BOO! I KNOW YOUR HERE!"

"Who the fuck is Boo-Boo" asked Hidan. Tobi looked at him and he gasped. Behind Hidan was Tobi's greatest enemy. NAZI ZOMBIE BEAWRS! "SHIT HIDAN BEHIND YOU!" The immortal had no chance as the nazi zombie beawrs claws went through the soft flesh making the Jashinist scream. "Dear Jashin! Why have you foresaken me!?"

The beawr tore Hidan's head off and held it up, giving a roar of victory, he set the head in his mouth and chomped down. "HIDAN NOOOO! TOBI WILL AVENGE YOU!"

"FUCK YOU IDIOT!" they heard from inside the beawr. Itachi looked around and groaned. They were surrounded by these horrible zombie beawrs dressed in SS uniforms.

'What the fuck is that author smoking!'

"Hey Tobi, I didn't think we'd ever meet again."

The Akatsuki whipped around and saw a little bear dressed as Hitler. He even had the small tiny mustache. He stood about three feet high and he had an evil smirk on his face. "I was sure you perished along with Yogi but I guess I underestimated you."

"Your going to die for the death of my partner" Tobi growled, pulling the loader on his RPD.

"I'm afraid that's out of the question" Boo-Boo said. "World domination is key at the moment and we will have victory." Itachi gulped and looked around. More beawrs were showing up by the second, they were outnumbered and out classed.

"Tobi will never fucking die! Death to the beawr Fueher!" he yelled raising his weapon and started to unload on the beawrs around him. Itachi hoped the support shoe would come in handy. It was loaded with AGM's of course.

Tobi crawled out of the pile of dead Nazi Zombie Beawrs and brushed himself off. He took a deep breath and looked to the sky. 'After fifty years, it is done. You have been avenged Yogi....Hidan.'

"That was fucking epic" Kisame yelled, trying to hold his intestines inside of himself. He didn't look like he was in pain, but he was very excited. "I've never seen such carnage! I feel sorry for anyone who missed that!"

Itachi cut his way out of the stomach of a beawr and stood up. Blood cascaded down him as he had to wring out his hair. "Fucking author, coming up with some of the most weirdest shit to throw at me. That guy needs to go fuck himself." He raised his hand into the air, and his shoe landed in his palm a moment later. The Uchiha chuckled as they made their way back to the van. Pein was leaning against it with Konan, both covered head to toe in blood. "You guys gonna fuck like that" Kisame said sarcastically.

"Already did" Pein said with a grin.

"Then Tobi feels sorry for you. Lasting five minutes, pf!"

Dejected and pwned, Pein said nothing as he crawled into the van. "Let's get out of here, theres a kid we need to save from the clutches of a mad man."

Itachi looked at Kisame and back out of the window to the childrens hospital. "These deaths will be meaningless unless we save him Kisame."

"They're meaningless anyway."

"Your right, whatever, I don't give a FUCK!"

Haha that's all I got to say. My favorite chapter by far becasue I had my NAZI ZOMBIE BEAWRS! haha I love what I've done to Tobi also, he's so fun to write now.

Well, have fun with this, chew it for awhile.
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