So I found myself more time to write. Here you go:
"Okay, lets see. I love to bake, my middle name is Cilantro and when I was little I wanted to be Olivia Newton-John. Tell me, Rizzoli, why are we playing this?" Breckner replied, going along with what the two senior Detectives told her.
"Because, it is fun. Frost thinks so. And do does Korsak. Come on!" Jane rarely ever goofed off in the bullpen, but the day was particularly boring, so the team was playing '2 truths and 1 lie.'
"I say your middle name is not Cilantro." Frost said.
"Yeah, that is a little weird." Korsak jumped in.
"I say, that you never wanted to be Olivia Newton-John." Jane said, and everyone laughed.
"Well, Jane is correct." Breckner said, loving to see peoples faces when they discover he middle name.
"You middle name... is... Cilantro?" Jane said, trying not to laugh.
"It's alright, you can laugh. It is not like I chose it. My parents.. really liked Cilantro. That is what they told me, at least." Breckner explained. She said, "Your turn, Jane." Jaen was going to go when they all looked at Maura who walked in.
"Why is everyone congregating around Jane's desk?" Maura asked.
"We are playing 2 truths and a lie." Jane replied, getting up and letting Maura take her seat.
"You wanna play?" Breckner asked. Immediately seeing everyone's reactions, she knew she missed something.
"Um.. sure.. why not. How do you play?" Maura asked. Everyone explained it to her and Jane laughed. "Jane, it is not funny!"
"Yeah it kinda is..." Jane joked around. "Okay, I'll go, then Maur." Jane said. She thought for a bit and said, " My middle name is Clementine, I hate when people touch my hair and when I was little I wanted to be a twig."
"Twiggy?" Korsak asked.
Jane laughed. "No, a twig, like a broken piece of a branch?" Jane said. "and Maur, you are not allowed to answer this one."
"I believe that Clementine is a ridiculous name." Frost said.
Korsak shook his head. "No, I say Janie loves when people touch her hair."
Breckner agreed with Frost and Maura didn't answer. However, when the answer came out, no one could stop laughing. Maura turned to Jane, "Jane, honey- don't get mad, please. 'Jane Clementine' is just.. out of the social norm,
When it was Maura's turn, Jane took her hand, "Come on Maur, try. You can do this." Jane told her. Maura was thinking of things to say.
"Okay.. Um... I speak four languages, have two PhD's, and I have low blood sugar." Maura said, with little ease. Her eyes darted to Jane in a panic as she began to hyperventilate.
"Everyone answer, quick." Jane said before Maura passed out. Jane held Maura up as she said, "She tried. Shell be up in a few seconds..."
"I take it the low blood sugar wasn't a lie..." Breckner commented.
"Nahh, I bet she speaks like six languages or something." Frost said.
"No, I bet she has more than two PhD's. " Korsak guessed.
"I actually don't know the answer..." Jane said followed my a silence.
"I do not have low blood sugar..." Maura wearily said. "I must have passed out." She said, looking embarrassed. "I speak French, Italian Greek and English." Maura added.
"How did I not know that?" Jane was both turned on and curious. Everyone saw that the game was kind of over, so the team split up for lunch.
When Jane and Maura were left, Maura said, "Well that was awkward." and pulled Jane into her lap.
Jane complied, and said, "It was fine, Maur, but as much as I love you, and being on your lap," Jane said, then kissed Maura, "We are at work, and I am starving." Jane finished, standing up, then helping Maura put of the chair.
"Me too. Want to go get lunch with me?" Maura asked.
Jane laughed at how ridiculous the question was. "No thanks I want to go eat alone in the corner of the morgue next to a dead body and sing old Cyndi Lauper to the corpse."
Maura raised her eyebrows in confusion, "Um... Alright... I guess... I'll just..." Jane put her arm around Maura's shoulder and puller her in.
"Okay, Babe, you are just way to adorable sometimes. Of course I want to go get lunch with my, beautiful, smart, loving, kind, and incredibly sexy girlfriend." Jane said in her husky tone.
Okay, I know that is an extremely awkward ending, but I can't seem to figure out how, so I am leaving it how it is.
By the way, this chapter was supposed to be funny... but it wasn't , was it? :(
Thanks for reading!
