A/N: Just a little treat for you guys since you've been so awesome. I know you can't wait to know what Gray and Lucy's interview going to be. But I've just been so busy. So, I made this bloopers instead in script style. I hope you guys like it. Please review! :)

And I'm also here to announce that I'm gonna make a sequel to 'Never Mine'. :D If you haven't read it, please do and tell me what you think.

Hibiki: Since we're together and alone, it means we're still on a date. So, I'll be cooking for you.

Hibiki started rummaging in the closets, cabinets and in the refrigerator. He took out vegetables and meats. Slowly setting them on the island, he began chopping, cutting and other cooking stuffs.

Lucy: Hibiki, I think you should listen to me first.

Lucy just couldn't let him cook and break his heart afterwards.

Hibiki: There's another guy, isn't it?

Lucy's eyes went huge after hearing it from him.

Lucy: H-how did you know?

Hibiki: Oh… Gray-kun is by the window holding a sign 'she's mine!'

Me: Gray Fullbuster! What the hell are you doing?

Gray ran for his life.

=^.^=

Juvia: Gray-sama!

Gray groaned without noticing it. He couldn't help it. He just needed some time away from…

Lucy: Juvia!

Yeah. Her. She was standing between Gray and Lucy. Gray ran his hand through his hair hoping that gramps would show up anytime soon.

Juvia: Love-rival!

Juvia pointed her index finger at Lucy. Gray completely ignored her and continued eating his shaved ice. Noticing that he ran out of it, he asked more from Mirajane. She quickly made him another one and handed it to him with grace.

Lucy: I'm not your love-rival!

Gray: Juvia, we're just—

Lucy: I already won Gray's heart! How could you even consider me as your rival! That's just low.

Juvia ran away from them crying her eyes out.

Me: Lucy…

Lucy: That wasn't the line, was it?

Me: CUT!

=^.^=

Jerk1: Can I sit with you?

Gray smelled the guy's breath which reeked like cigarettes and smoke. He was just about to tell him that the seats were taken but Lucy had to be all nice.

Lucy: Sure.

Lucy smiled sweetly at the man. She stood up and walked her way to sit beside Gray. Once she sat on the seat next to his, the man sat on the chair where Lucy was just a while ago. An awkward silence filled the train. Not really. It was just in their place. Maybe it was the fact that Gray was giving the man a death glare. Something told him that this guy brings bad news. He glared at him harder but he seemed unaffected. He was even looking at Lucy wearing smug look on his face. He was ogling her from head to toe. Sick bastard. Good thing Lucy was oblivious of it or he would be dead meat. Gray on the other hand would make sure that he'll be roasted like a turkey on thanksgiving.

Jerk1: Is she your girlfriend?"

Jerk1 was still eyeing on Lucy.

Gray: It's none of your business.

Gray crossed his arms refraining himself from punching him.

Jerk1: I'll take that as a no.

Gray could tell that the jerk wasn't looking at Lucy's face anymore. His eyes were glued on her chest. Rapidly, Lucy moved closer to Gray and whispered in his ear.

Lucy: Uhhmmm… Gray… I'm getting conscious with him staring at me. Could you-

Jerk1: Hey, miss! I'm not feeling myself today.

Lucy: What?

Lucy turned her head to face him.

Jerk1: I said I'm not feeling myself today.

Lucy: Oh-kay.

Lucy moved closer to Gray again. Their knees were already touching each other.

Jerk1: May I feel you instead.

Jerk1 winked at Lucy. Lucy turned red. Not from embarrassment but from anger.

Jerk1: Oho. I got a wild vixen in my hands today. No worries. I like my woman feisty.

Gray could see his thing getting hard. That was the last straw for him.

Gray: I swear if you won't stop right now, you wouldn't be able to feel anything by tomorrow.

Gray heard the sternness in his own voice. And he was thinking that the guy noticed that he was serious business. He went rigid all of a sudden.

Jerk1: That's fine too. I mean, if you want to…

Me: WOAH! CUT! That's fine too? Who the hell hired this guy?

...

Gray: You did.

Me: Oh… Alrighty then. Let`s continue…

=^.^=

Lucy: Okay! Let's make the contract!

Lucy clasped her hands together.

Lucy: When are you free?

Pegasus: Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday but I'll be free anytime to have fun with your not boyfriend friend.

Pegasus winked at Gray. But Gray made no move. He just stood there looking bored. He really could handle fan girls well. Lucy remembered their mission in Galuna Island. All of the girls were all over him. She chuckled at the thought which earned her with a weird look from Gray.

Lucy: Nothing… Anyway, today's Sunday! Yosh! Let's go.

Lucy made her way to Pegasus' side. She was just about to sit over her when she felt Gray's hand over her wrist.

Gray: I don't think so. You're wearing a skirt. I'm going to drive.

Gray's voice was soft and caring. Lucy took a step to the side to make way for him. He move to Pegasus' side and mounted over her with grace. In no time, Gray was sitting over her comfortably.

Gray: You're turn. Come closer to me and face the other way. So, I can carry you and we can go for a ride.

Lucy: Gray… Not here… It's too embarrassing. Maybe, later… when it's just the two of us.

Lucy bit her lips seductively while Gray smirked at her.

Me: Okay. What the hell is happening?

Gray: Well, it looks like that Lucy's imagining some naughty stuff. I personally think she should be punished…I mean she should only act that way when it's just the two of us in-

Me: Hold it! STOP! STOP! Are you guys trying to kill me?

Lucy: The lines are just so... I.. uhh...

Gray: Face the other way? Go for a ride?

Lucy: Gray!

Gray: Come on, Lucy. You know you wanna.

Me: OKAY! STOP! This is what happens when you pair an exhibitionist and a girl who has stacks of lacy underwear together. I should've known better...

=^.^=

Takaki: Great. Now put your pieces of luggage in your bedroom. And here are your keys. Don't ever lose them.

Takaki gave Gray and Lucy each one golden key with Fairy Tail's logo on it. Gray put the key in his pocket. As suspected, Lucy gave him a weird look. He raised his eyebrow at her.

Lucy: Don't you think you'll lose it if you put it in your pocket? You always lose your clothes.

Lucy put her hands on her hip.

Gray: Ah. What am I supposed to do?

Lucy: I've noticed that you never lose your necklace. We'll put it there.

She walked closer to Gray standing just by his front. Then, she took hold of his necklace and examined the sword closely. Unexpectedly, she wrapped her arms around his neck trying to unhook his necklace. Drawing his body closer to her, Gray felt his heart go wild. He was afraid that she'd notice it so he put his hands on her waist gently pushing her away. She took a step back looking at him with worried eyes. Her hands rested down on his shoulders while his hands still held her by the waist.

Gray: I… Uh… I'm an ice mage I could just create another one.

Lucy: Oh.

Lucy made no move to push Gray. She just gazed at him with those beautiful eyes of hers. He was hastily captivated by them.

Gray: I guess we should head to our room now.

Gray looked at her passionately. He wrapped his hands tighter around her waist.

Lucy: I guess we should.

Lucy took a step forward and encircled her hands around Gray's neck. Both of them trapped in each other gazes, neither of them dared enough to move. Gray leaned closer to Lucy's face just about to kiss her lips. THUD! Gray suddenly hit the floor.

Me: Hibiki! Why did you hit Gray? He wasn't even going to kiss her!

Hibiki just shrugged.

Me: Somebody take care of Gray. And when I said somebody, I meant anyone but Lucy.

Lucy: What did I do?

Me: Oh please...

=^.^=

Gray sat on the couch taking off his clothes. He took off his shirt first throwing it on the table. His shoes followed shortly. Then, he unbuckled his belt and got off of his pants. Taking his socks off, he felt Lucy's eyes on him. He looked at her wondering why she was gazing at him. Her back was leaning on the door and her face was a bit red. He didn't get it. He stood up making his way to Lucy. Unexpectedly, Lucy jumped on him.

Me: This is exactly what I meant... CUT!

=^.^=

Lucy held on to the sink and turned on the water with her right hand. Bending her trunk, she splashed her face with water hoping that it would cool her off. She mindlessly reached out for her toothbrush and toothpaste. Soon enough, she was already brushing her teeth. Gray's image suddenly entered her head. His hair, eyes, body took control of her mind. She didn't notice that she stopped brushing her teeth. She shook her head forcefully to stop herself from thinking about Gray. She swiftly finished brushing her teeth and went outside. She found Gray lying on the bed, still clad on his towel, reading her novel. And awkward silence filled in the room. Lucy blinked a few times as if waiting for something.

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Gray: Lucy...

Lucy: Yes, Gray?

Lucy looked at Gray with full of passion in her eyes.

Gray: It's you're line...

Lucy: Oh! Then... *Ahem* Gray! You're not supposed to read that!

=^.^=

The sun was beaming right in front of Gray's face. He slowly opened my eyes, lazy to wake up. Groaning, He tried to shift his body to avoid the sun's glare. That was when he realized that someone's weight was on top of his. He felt his heart race as he noticed that it was Lucy who was lying on top of him... He tried to move her body-Wait... This is not Lucy!

Gray: What the f*ck? LYON!