Chapter 8: Change Your Ringtone!
A/N: Hey everyone! I'm sure everyone can tell what this chapter is about thanks to the title.
This chapter will be a little short, but I thought you guys would like to see some of the crap that Naruto pulls on his older brother.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Final Fantasy 7, I just own my ocs while Bakuto Masaki own's his and Yumi Seiji owns hers.
Enjoy!
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Since Naruto and Mikomi were part of the AVALANCHE family, that meant that they got cell phones.
It was one way for them to stay in contact with everyone while they were away on missions, and it helped Cloud keep track of them, since he put tracking chips in their phones.
They were pretty useful, but it got them into a lot of trouble.
Especially for Naruto.
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Naruto coward under his brother's stare.
He idolized him and thought of him as the father that he never had.
But he scared the hell out of him at times.
While he could be cool and collective around him and his sister, he could snap back to being angry within seconds.
And that's what Cloud was when he looked at his younger brother.
He sent him his coldest glare while he held up his phone.
"Naruto" he said slowly.
"What do you have to say to this?"
He showed the picture that he took of himself in his Sexy Jutsu.
He wore clothes, but they were very revealing.
It was his new screensaver.
Naruto just laughed nervously.
"Uh…I have nice jugs?"
He received a whack to the head.
Cloud glared at him.
Even though he loved his brother dearly, he could be such a pain at times.
He knew he was really smart, but his stupidity would get the best of him.
"How many times have I told you not to do this?" he asked.
Naruto thought about it.
"Um…a lot?"
"Then why do you still do it?"
Naruto got defensive.
"Hey! I wanted a cool screensaver of a hot girl!" he said.
"And since I couldn't take one of Sakura, I had to improvise. You have a picture of Tifa on your phone, so why can't I have this picture on mine?"
A tick mark appeared on Cloud's forehead.
"Because" he said.
"We've told you a thousand times not to perform this jutsu. You can have a picture of a nice girl on your phone, but not one that is half naked, and one that you've modeled for!"
Naruto just crossed his arms.
"I'm not changing it!"
"Oh, yes you are" Cloud challenged.
"If you don't, then I'm taking your phone away for a month"
Naruto just laughed at him.
"Yeah, right" he said.
"If you do that, then how are you doing to keep an eye on me? I don't take a tracking chip on me"
Cloud's eye twitched.
He did have a point there.
"Smart ass" he thought.
He gave him back his phone.
"Just change it" he said.
"And don't let me catch you pulling something like this again, understood?"
Naruto nodded.
"Yeah, yeah. It won't ever happen again" he said dully.
Cloud just sighed and shooed him away.
"Stubborn little brat"
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The next day, Cloud was sitting at the bar, reading the daily paper.
Naruto was off on a date with Hinata, so that meant the place was quiet.
He mentally sighed as he drank his coffee.
These were one of the few times that he was able to catch a break from looking after him.
When he heard the front door open, he looked to see that Mikomi and Zack had come on.
Mikomi waved at him.
"Hey, Ni-san" he said.
Cloud just waved back and went back to his paper.
Mikomi sat next to him and leaned on the table.
"Have you seen Naruto?" she asked.
"I was suppose to train with him"
"He's on a date with Hinata" Cloud said.
Mikomi pouted.
"How come you let him go out on dates, but you won't let me go out with Kakashi?"
Cloud looked at her over his paper.
"I've told you before" he said.
"You can go out with him as soon as he's castrated. Otherwise, I won't let him anywhere near you"
Zack stood up on his back legs and leaned against the table.
"Wow, that's pretty harsh of you" he said.
"Aren't you being a little overprotective of her?"
"Hell no" Cloud said.
"Someone needs to make sure she still has her innocence"
He went to take a swig of his coffee.
A sly smirk appeared on Mikomi's face.
"What makes you think I still have my innocence? I lost that a long time ago"
Cloud spit out his drink and looked at her incredulously.
Mikomi busted out laughing and slammed her hand on the table.
"I'm just fucking with you, Ni-san" she said.
"I haven't done anything"
Cloud sighed in relief.
"Don't do that again" he said.
Tifa came from the back when she heard laughter.
"What's going on?"
Mikomi told her what happened and Tifa started laughing as well.
"Oh, Cloud"
She wiped the tears from her eyes.
"You need to lighten up. You know Mikomi wouldn't do something like that"
Cloud shuddered at the thought.
Mikomi held her side as she stopped laughing.
"So when do you think Naruto will be home?" she asked.
Cloud pulled out his phone.
"Hang on, I'll call and see"
He dialed his number and waited as he heard the other line ring.
But as he was waiting, he heard another kind of ringing, or rather a ringtone.
Yo bitch, I'm gonna slap you up.
Yo bitch, I'm gonna slap you up.
Yo bitch, I'll slap you up.
Cloud's eyes bugged out when he realized that it was Naruto's phone that was playing that ringtone.
He slowly turned to his left to see his phone standing on the ledge and was playing that song.
Tifa's hand flew to her mouth.
Mikomi did the same, only it was to prevent herself from laughing out loud.
She and Zack were shaking from laughter as they saw the look on Cloud's face.
Cloud slowly grabbed Naruto's phone and watched as it still played that song.
Yo bitch, I'm gonna slap you up.
Yo bitch, I'm gonna slap you up.
Yo bitch, I'll slap you up.
"Oh, he is in BIG trouble" he said to himself.
They heard movement upstairs and heard Marlene coming downstairs.
"Tifa? What's that noise?"
Everyone panicked.
If Marlene heard this, then Barrett would kill them.
Tifa quickly looked at her boyfriend.
"Turn it off!"
Cloud started pushing buttons to try to make the song stop, but nothing worked.
When Marlene came down the last step, he quickly took the battery out and hid it under his long sleeve.
Marlene looked at everyone.
"What was that noise?" she asked.
Everyone wore nervous grins.
"Noise?" Tifa asked.
"What noise?"
"I don't know" Marlene said.
"It sounded like a song"
Nobody knew what to say.
They couldn't just say it was nothing and told her she was just hearing things.
Marlene was smarter than that.
Mikomi suddenly came up with an idea.
"It was my new ringtone!" she said.
She pulled out her phone and played the ringtone she got.
It was 'Take it Off' by Ke$ha.
There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in a wall, it's a dirty free for all.
Marlene nodded.
"Oh, ok"
She went back upstairs.
Mikomi sighed in relief.
"That was close"
She looked at her brother to see him give her a dirty look.
"What?"
She then realized he was mad about her ringtone.
"Oh! I wasn't the one who put this on. It was Yuri"
Cloud sighed.
Of course she would do that.
The door opened again.
Naruto came into the bar with a huge smile on his face.
"That was awesome! I didn't know Hinata could be so open with me"
His smile faltered when he saw all the looks everyone was giving him.
"What?"
Cloud held up his phone.
"What gave you the right idea to put that kind of ringtone on?"
Naruto laughed.
"Oh, do you like it? Pervy sage picked it out for me. I wanted a cool one, so I let him pick a song. Pretty awesome, huh?"
Cloud didn't say anything.
He slowly got up from his seat.
"Naruto"
The young boy gulped when he saw the look in his brother's eyes.
He screamed and ran outside.
Cloud chased after him and ran around the bar.
"Get back here!"
The two females watched as the two blonds.
Needless to say, these were one of the things that Naruto did to piss Cloud off.
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A/N: So what do you think? I thought it would be funny to give Naruto a random ringtone like that.
Review and tell me what you think.
Ja ne