Chapter 9: You don't screw with the Ni-san
A/N: I'm sure you know what's going to happen in this chapter. Looks like our favorite scarecrow is about to suffer the wrath of the big brother.
Will he make it out in one piece? Or will Cloud finally finish off the legendary copy ninja?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Final Fantasy 7, I just own my OC's while Bakuto Masaki owns his and Yumi Seiji owns hers.
Enjoy!
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If there was one person Cloud hated more than Sephiroth, it would have to be Konoha's one and only, Kakashi.
While he didn't do anything to him personally, or harm any of his loved ones, he did seem to target one of the members of his family.
Mikomi.
If anyone who knew Cloud, they would know he was like a mother tiger protecting her cub.
He wouldn't leave his precious sister out of his sight, nor would he let any guy talk to her.
Why, last week he sent a guy to the hospital for trying to hit on his sister while she was working at Tifa's bar.
Even though Mikomi was madly in love with the scarecrow, the chocobo head was dead set on keeping her way from him.
He may have acted like a gentleman around her, but he knew that he wanted one thing out of her.
All men want something from a woman, no matter how nice they were.
While he couldn't do anything to him while they were in Konoha, he was able work him like a dog while he stayed in Gaia.
Whenever Kakashi had a mission in Edge or anywhere on the planet, Cloud had him working under his delivery service.
It was his way of keeping tabs on him and making sure he didn't try to do anything to his beloved sister.
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Our hero was currently at Shin-Ra's new building.
Since Rufus was working alongside with Tsunade now, that gave him enough money to rebuild his company and use it for Konoha.
Cloud was in the new training facility with Naruto a helping him with his training.
Since Jiraiya was busy finding stuff out about the Akatsuki, he took it upon himself to fill the gap.
Naruto was currently working on his Taijustu.
He figured that if these Akatsuki guys were after him and his sister, then he really needed to be prepared for the worst.
Cloud blocked one of his kicks and went to elbow him in the chest.
Naruto jumped out of the way and tried to ram his fist at his brother.
Cloud grabbed his fist and threw him out of the way.
Naruto looked at his brother as he breathed heavily.
They had been doing this for about an hour now, and there wasn't much improvement.
He wiped the sweat off his forehead.
Even though his brother was really good when it came to hand-to-hand combat, this was one of the times he wished his sister was here.
"Hey, Ni-san, when is Nee-chan coming back from her mission?"
Rufus had sent Mikomi to Junon to check how things were going there.
Cloud shrugged.
"Don't know" he said.
"She was supposed to be back by now. She probably stopped at a hotel along the way and rested for a bit. We'll see her soon"
He picked up his Buster Sword and placed it on his back.
Naruto looked at his brother's sword.
He had always thought that he had an awesome weapon.
He could have it as a giant sword, or turn it into six smaller ones.
"Hey, Ni-san. Can I hold your sword?"
Cloud raised an eyebrow.
He highly doubted that Naruto could lift it up.
Mikomi had a hard time lifting it the first time.
"I doubt you'll be able to lift this thing up" he said.
He pulled out his sword and held the handle out for him.
Naruto's face lit up at this.
He was finally going to be able to touch his brother's sword.
He gripped the handle tightly with both of his hands.
"Don't worry, Ni-san. I'll show you how a real ninja uses a sword"
He tried to lift it off the ground, but the sword wouldn't move.
Naruto put his whole back into it, but nothing changed.
Naruto looked at his brother and laughed nervously.
"Eh Heh Heh. I'm just tired from our training"
Cloud just gave him a look.
"Uh huh, sure"
"Hey Cloud!"
The two blonds turned around to see Cid walking towards them.
Since the Shin-Ra was now under Konoha's order, this became AVALANCHE's base of operation in Gaia.
"What's up Cid?" Cloud asked.
Cid held out a clip board.
He helped Cloud out with his deliveries that were over sea.
"I just got the list of all of the packages that were delivered over sea" he said.
"And I found something interesting"
Cloud raised an eyebrow and took the clip board from him.
"Oh, really? What?"
"Well, you know that very important package that was needed in Cosmos Canyon?" Cid asked.
"Yeah, the customer was paying us a lot of money for that package"
Cid placed his hands in his pocket.
"Well, I just found out that it was delivered three days after it was suppose to be there"
Cloud's eyes bugged out when he read it off the clip board.
This package was really important and it needed to be delivered on the day that they asked.
The fact that it was sent three days later was not good.
He ground his teeth as he read the listing.
"And who do we have to thank for this?" he asked.
He was too busy at the time to take care of it himself, so he sent one of little employees to take care of it.
Cid placed a cigarette in his mouth.
"Well, I'll give you two guesses, but you're only going to need one" he said.
Cloud didn't need to think twice of who did it.
There was only one person who was late for everything, including his duties.
Picking up his Buster Sword, he hurled it into the wall and impaled it through the metal.
"GOD DAMN IT KAKASHI!"
Cid just shook his head and walked away.
Naruto looked at the wall in amazement.
"Ni-san is really strong!"
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Cloud stormed up to Kakashi's little apartment.
Since Tsunade sent some of her ninja's to Gaia, Rufus created a living facility within the company.
Cloud went up to his door and slammed his fist on it.
"Kakashi!" he shouted.
Kakashi jumped from his bed when he heard Cloud banging on his door.
"Kakashi! You in there?"
Kakashi quickly covered his bed when his door was slammed opened.
He made sure that Cloud wouldn't see his little 'roommate' that was sleeping in his bed.
Cloud stormed into his room and looked at the copy ninja.
Despite wearing only boxers, he still wore his mask.
"Oh that's just perfect. Still in bed"
Kakashi cringed when he heard Cloud's tone.
Even though he wasn't really ninja material, he knew the EX-SOULDIER was capable of killing him.
He respected him as a college and as Mikomi's brother, but he scared the hell out of him.
It made it even worse that he was older than the Chocobo head.
He rubbed his head nervously as he saw the blond.
"H-Hey, Cloud" he said.
"You wanted to see me?"
Cloud glared at him.
"Yeah, I wanted to see you" he said.
Kakashi cringed.
"You're pissed, I can see that" he said.
Cloud just sneered at him.
"No, Kakashi. I'm not pissed" he said.
"You've seen me pissed. This is way, way beyond pissed. You know I had you in charge of sending that important to Cosmos Canyon, right?"
Kakashi winched.
So he found out that he was late for that.
"Y-yeah, but I had all of these other places to be and I to fend off these monsters that kept atta-"
"Shut up" Cloud said.
He gave him a fierce look.
"Let me tell you something" he said.
"Someday, many years from now when you're all grown up and you have your own delivery service and 8 million Gil of your own money on a contract, you can do whatever comes into that little Kakashi idiot mind of yours. But as long as this says 'Strife Delivery Service' you will not disobey my orders, you got that?"
Kakashi nodded.
"Yes" he said.
Cloud still glared at him.
"Right now I need to hear five words from you" he said.
"I'll-"
"Never-do-that-again" Kakashi finished.
He laughed nervously.
"I'm a fool" he said.
"That was idiotic of me. I mean, that was stupid"
Cloud looked at him suspiciously.
For as long as he knew the copy ninja, he never apologized this quickly before.
Something was up.
"What's going on?" he asked.
"What's going on?" Kakashi replied.
"I screwed up, I'm a little edgy"
Cloud narrowed his gaze at him.
"How long have you worked for me?" he asked.
"Seven, incredible months" Kakashi said.
Cloud folded his arms.
"And in seven months, you have never apologized that quickly"
Kakashi paled slightly.
"Got ya" Cloud thought.
"Something's going on here" he said.
"And I'm going to find out"
Kakashi panicked as Cloud searched the room.
"No, no, no!" he said.
"I-I'm turning over a new leaf! I'm trying to learn from the man. 'What would Cloud do?'"
He was silenced when Cloud placed a hand over his mouth.
The blond bent down to pick up a very familiar red tube top.
He also noticed that Zack was sleeping under the bed.
If Zack was here, then the owner of the red tube top was here too.
Kakashi started sweating bullets when he saw Cloud pick up the top.
He was screwed.
"I-I'm at a loss for words" he said.
He slowly started backing away when Cloud stood up.
Cloud moved forward and made it towards the bed while Kakashi backed away from it.
"I-I can explain this" he said.
Cloud gave him an icy glare.
"Oh can you?" he asked.
"I would really like an explanation"
He pushed him away from the bed.
"You stay right there" he ordered.
He went over towards the bed and pulled the covers back to reveal Kakashi's 'roommate'.
Load and behold, he found Mikomi sleeping in the bed wearing nothing but a bra and a pair of boxers shorts.
Kakashi gulped when he saw the look on Cloud's face.
"Mikomi?" Cloud asked.
He saw his sister stir slightly before opening her eyes.
She looked drowsy as she stared at her brother.
"Ni-san?" she asked.
"What are you doing here?"
"I could ask you the same thing. Now get up and get your clothes on" Cloud said.
He looked at Kakashi.
This was the last straw.
He could only put up with so much with this creep.
But the fact that his sister was sleeping in this freak's bed made him snap.
It was payback time.
"You stay right there" he told him.
"I'll be right back"
He stormed out of the room to get the things he needed for his revenge.
Kakashi panicked and out the door.
He wasn't going to stick around to see what Cloud had in store.
Zack finally woke up and looked around.
"What the hell is going on?"
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Cloud stormed into the weapon's room to find Vincent.
"Vincent!" he snapped.
The Ex-Turk looked at him.
"Give me your shotgun"
Vincent didn't bother to ask.
He learned that it was best not to question the blond's motives.
He simply handed over the gun and watched loaded rounds into the barrel.
Reno looked a little uneasy.
Cloud using a shotgun was not good.
"What's up with you?"
Cloud undid the safety on the gun.
"Gonna kill me a scarecrow" he said.
Reno chuckled a little.
He always found it funny when he tormented Kakashi.
"What's wrong? Did you find him sleeping with your sister?"
Cloud sent him an icy glare.
"You knew about it?"
Reno gulped when he realized he spilled the beans.
"I-I had no idea!" he said.
Cloud just ignored him.
He made sure all of the rounds were in place before storming out of the room.
Vincent quickly followed after him, knowing that Cloud had no experience with a gun and that he would probably hurt someone.
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Kakashi quickly ran through the Shin-Ra building.
He didn't know where Cloud was and he didn't want to find out.
He saw Tseng and decided to warn him about the crazy blond.
"Hey, did you see Cloud?" he asked.
Tseng just looked out one of the office windows and spotted the chocobo head.
He noticed that he had a gun on him and he probably figured that it was meant for the scarecrow.
Kakashi saw this too and panicked.
He knew Cloud would go crazy when it came to him and Mikomi, but never this crazy.
"Whoa!"
He held his hands up defensively as he looked at the blond.
"Look Cloud, I understand, you're mad. Who wouldn't be?" he said.
He heard a click from the gun.
"He's going to shoot you" Tseng said.
Kakashi laughed nervously.
"N-nah. No he's not" he said.
He was proved wrong when Cloud pulled the trigger and shattered the window.
Kakashi and Tseng had to dive out of the way to prevent from getting hit.
Mikomi, who was a few floors above, heard this and peered down below.
"Ni-san!" she cried.
Zack looked down as well and saw his best friend going nuts.
"Holy shit!"
Kakashi quickly got up and ran away from Cloud.
"What's wrong with you?" he cried.
Cloud poked his gun through the broken window and tried to find Kakashi.
"Make your peace with god, you damn scarecrow!" he shouted.
Kakashi ran down the stairs and pushed passed people.
He bumped into Bakuto as he ran.
The Dragon Jinchuriki looked bewildered.
"What the hell is going on?"
"Cloud's got a gun!" Kakashi cried.
"Ni-san, this is not funny!" Mikomi cried as she ran down the stairs with Zack following her.
Kakashi looked over his shoulder as he ran.
"Cloud! We can talk this over!"
Cloud stormed down the hallways as he gripped the gun.
Vincent didn't bother taking the gun from him, knowing that he would only get shot as well.
"So is this a serious thing?" he asked.
Cloud nodded.
"Definitely serious" he said.
As Kakashi was running, he bumped into Barret.
"Barret!"
The Ex-AVALANCHE leader looked at him.
"What's up?"
Kakashi gripped his shoulders.
"Cloud's gone crazy! When you see him, hit him with your metal arm!"
He ran off before the blond could shoot him again.
Vincent sighed as Cloud kept chasing Kakashi.
"You know, you did promise Tsunade you wouldn't let anything happen to him while he was on this world" he said.
"Now, I'm not sure shooting him is part of that description"
When Barret saw them, he stood in front of them.
"Why don't up put the gun down, Cloud?" he asked.
Cloud pointed the barrel at his face.
"You don't want none of this, Barret. Get out of my way"
Barret stepped to the side.
"Just giving my man a head start" he said.
"Not to mention, I don't think you want to kill one of the best ninja's that we have here" Vincent added.
"Oh, I'm not going to kill him" Cloud said.
"I'm just going to shoot a foot off. A ninja can fight with only one foot. Remember Yuri told us she knew a ninja who could fight with one hand, right?"
"Yeah, but she said that he wasn't any good at it" Vincent pointed out.
Kakashi ran up a set of stairs when he felt Cloud getting close.
Bakuto peered over the railing from the floor above them and looked at them.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" he asked.
"Have you lost your mind?"
Mikomi peered on the other side with Zack right at her tail.
She wore a long jacket to cover herself up.
"Ni-san! Put the gun down!" she shouted.
She was furious that her brother was planning on killing the man she loved most.
Zack seconded that.
"Yeah man, you're acting insane!"
Cloud just looked at his sister and scowled when he saw that she was only wearing a jacket.
"Now Sis, put some clothes on and get out of the way" he ordered.
Mikomi glared at him.
"You can't control my life!" She snapped.
"Oh, I'm sorry" Cloud said sarcastically.
"CLOTHES. NOW!"
Bakuto made a face when he saw the state his rival was in.
"Oh god, don't tell me you did it last night"
Mikomi glared at him.
They both freaked out when they saw Cloud aimed the gun up a floor above them and ran off so they wouldn't get hit.
Kakashi freaked out when he saw Cloud point the gun at him.
"Alright, stop!" he said.
"It was funny the first time nut it's not funny anymore!"
He jumped out of the way when Cloud fired off another round.
Rufus heard all of the commotion and ran out to see all of this happening.
"What the hell?"
He ran up to Cloud to see him loading up another round.
"Cloud! What are you doing?" Rufus shouted.
"What does it look like I'm doing?" the blond replied.
Rufus saw all of the damage that the chocobo head had done.
Tsunade was going to have a field day with this.
"Cloud, this is illegal!" he cried.
Cloud just waved him off.
"This isn't illegal" he said.
"I'm just practicing for when we're under attack"
Kakashi jumped off the ledge and landed on the main floor.
He freaked out that he was standing right in front of Cloud.
He held his hands up defensively when the blond pointed the gun at him.
"Cloud, Cloud!" he cried.
"Alright, now listen; let's talk man to man here. I love her"
That set Cloud off.
"Way wrong answer!"
He fired off the gun and hit the light above Kakashi.
Shrapnel went everywhere and got Kakashi in the leg.
The copy ninja shouted it pain as hot metal got into his skin.
Vincent pulled the gun from Cloud's hands.
"That's enough, this is getting serious" he said.
Mikomi ran past them and shoved her brother out of the way.
"Ni-san, you shot him!" she cried.
Cloud just rolled his eyes.
"I didn't shoot him" he said.
"It just ricocheted off him"
Naruto ran up to them to see what was going on and saw that his brother shot his Sensei.
"Cool! You shot Kakashi-Sensei!"
Bakuto rolled his eyes.
"I'm surrounded by morons" he said.
Mikomi checked Kakashi's leg to see how bad it was.
Kakashi glared at Cloud.
"What the hell? You shot me!"
Cloud glared back at him.
"Well maybe if you hadn't slept with my sister, none of this would have happened!"
He went to lunge at him, but Vincent and Rufus held him back.
Mikomi glared her brother.
She stormed up to him and slapped him right across the face.
"You idiot!" she screamed.'
"I didn't sleep with him! He picked me up from my mission and let me stay at his place!"
Zack came up and stood in front of his master.
"Yeah, and I was with them the whole time" he said.
"They wouldn't have done anything while I was around"
Cloud didn't say anything.
So his sister was still innocent.
But that didn't stop him from wanting to kill Kakashi.
"You're on thin ice, scarecrow" he said.
"You stay away from my sister"
Kakashi gave him a weak glare and gave him the finger.
Rufus sighed in annoyance.
"Now that this is all cleared up"
He looked at Cloud.
"You're going to pay for the repairs"
Just then, crying could be heard from Rufus's office.
It seemed the gunshots had scared Emily.
Rufus held the bridge of his nose.
"If you'll excuse me, I have a 5 year old daughter to calm down"
He ran back to his office to calm his foster daughter down.
"It's alright honey. Cloud was just practicing with a gun and got carried away"
Mikomi continued to glare at her brother.
"God, you're too much sometimes"
She stormed past him to put her clothes on.
Zack shook his head.
"Wait until Tifa hears about this"
Cloud didn't say anything.
He just focused on his target.
Kakashi got off easy today, but now he knew that he should never mess with him again.
"You won't like it when big brother is angry"
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A/N: So now you know that even Cloud has a crazy side. He almost killed our beloved Kakashi, all because he thought that he slept with his sister.
At least he's protective of her…a little TOO protective.
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