Chapter 11: Magic Crystal Ball
A/N: I know this is really short, but I saw this on YouTube and I just had to write it. This is about what happens when our cast gets really board from no missions.
I don't own Naruto or Final Fantasy 7; I just own my oc's while Bakuto Masaki owns his and Yumi Seiji owns hers.
Enjoy!
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Cloud sighed as he walked through the Hokage building.
Once again, Tsunade had given him a completely boring mission that didn't involve any fighting.
Today, he was given a D-Rank mission and had to clean up the trash that littered one of the village lakes.
"Either she was really drunk or she's running out of ideas for missions" he thought.
He went into Tsunade's office and found her viewing over some paper work while Rufus and Shizune filled everything.
The Fifth Hokage looked up from her work when she heard him enter.
Cloud held up a scroll, showing he completed the task.
"Nice work, Cloud" Tsunade said as she took the scroll from him.
"Since I don't having anything else for you to do, you have the day off"
As much as that sounded nice, Cloud really wished he would get another mission.
He was itching for a fighting mission so he could improve his skills.
He looked at Rufus, hoping he might have something for him.
The President of Shin-Ra shook his head and held up one of the folder's he was filing.
"I don't have anything at the moment" he said.
"Besides, I'm up to my neck with paper work, so unless you feel like filing, I suggest you head home"
Not wanted to file anything away, Cloud spun on his heel and walked out of the room.
"Man, this is boring" he sighed.
As he made it to the waiting area, he saw his brother and sister standing next to Bakuto, Myou and Kyoko.
They were near the vending machines and seemed to be talking about something.
Knowing that whenever Naruto and Mikomi were together meant something bad would happen, he went over to investigate.
Naruto;'s stomach grumbled as he held it.
"Hurry up, Nee-chan. I'm hungry" he whined.
Mikomi gave him a dull glare.
"Hold your horses" she said.
She looked at Myou.
"Did you bring it?" she asked.
The Lieutenant nodded and pulled out a snow globe from one of her side pouches.
Bakuto sighed as he watched his rival toss the snow globe up and down in her hand.
"How did I get roped into this?" he asked himself.
Kyoko looked around the group nervously and fiddled with her fingers.
Mikomi smirked darkly as she gripped the snow globe.
"Alright, snack time" she said.
"What the hell are you doing?" Cloud asked.
Mikomi jumped when she heard her older brother suddenly behind her.
She turned around and laughed nervously.
"Hey, Ni-san. I didn't know you were here" she said.
Cloud just gave her a dull look and pointed to the snow globe in his sister's hand.
"What is that?"
Mikomi smirked darkly.
"This here is a magic crystal ball" she said.
Cloud sweat dropped.
"Really? Because it looks like a snow globe to me" he said.
Mikomi just laughed at him.
"Not today it isn't" she said.
"Watch and learn"
She shook the snow globe.
"Will there be free food in the Hokage's office today?" she asked.
She spun around and chucked the snow globe at the vending machine.
Everyone jumped back when the glass shattered from the impact.
"I take that as a yes!" Naruto cried.
"Free food!"
He and Myou quickly ran to the vending machine and started picking up as much snacks as they could.
At the sound of free food, Reno and Rude ran into the room and started grabbing stuff too.
"Sweet! It's free food day again!" Reno cried.
Rude didn't say anything and just grabbed an armful of chips before running off.
Cloud looked appalled at what his sister just did.
Didn't she realize how much trouble she was going to get when Tsunade found out?
"Tsunade is going to kill you" Bakuto said.
Even though he thought this idea was stupid, it didn't stop him from snagging a bag of Chex Mix and stuffing it in his pocket.
Mikomi just snorted.
"As if" she said.
"Tsunade doesn't care if I break something in here"
"That's right" Myou said.
She juggled the dozen candy bars that she snagged.
"The village elders have to pay for any damage that is done to the mansion. And whenever they piss Captain off, she breaks something here. Her crystal ball trick is the one they hate most"
"They deserved it" Mikomi said as she opened up a candy bar.
"They were giving me crap about how I brought shame to the village and luring the Akatsuki here. I just needed to teach them a lesson"
Kyoko shyly nibbled on the granola bar that Bakuto got for her and looked her friends.
"They were being mean to Lady Mikomi" she admitted.
"And also to Yugito onee-chan, right Bakuto Ni-san?"
A tick mark appeared on the dragon's forehead as he remembered that.
"That they have" he said.
He looked at his rival.
"Oi, stupid fox. Will there be free drinks today?" he asked.
"You can't have food without any beverages"
Mikomi smirked darkly.
"You're right" she said.
She went over to the broken vending machine and fished out her snow globe, which was surprisingly intact.
"This thing works like a beauty" she said.
Cloud rolled his eyes and sighed.
"You frighten me sometimes" he said.
Naruto jabbed a finger at his brother.
"Don't be dissing the crystal ball! It really works!" he said.
"I used it last week when Kakashi Sensei was deciding who he should train for the day and I predicted he would pick me instead of Sasuke!"
Cloud sighed at his brother.
Mikomi shook the snow globe again.
"Alright, let's make this fast" she said.
"I need to get ready for my date with Kakashi"
Cloud's eyes harden at the mention of the scarecrow.
"What do you mean date?" he asked.
"Who said you could go out with him?"
Mikomi waved him off.
"I don't need your permission" she said.
"You may be my older brother, but you're not the boss of me"
Cloud's eye twitched in irritation.
There was no way in hell that he was going to allow his sister to date that jackass Kakashi.
Mikomi just waved him off and went back to the vending machines to get more free food.
Cloud was about to chew her out, but he stopped when he felt someone tugging on his sleeve.
He looked down to see Naruto standing next to him.
He had a foxy grin on his face as he held up the snow globe.
"You know, Ni-san. You can always see if Nee-chan will go on her date" he said.
Cloud caught on to what his brother was saying.
The young blond gave him the snow globe.
"It works every time" he reminded.
Cloud gripped the snow globe and nodded.
"I'll see you at the house" he said.
He walked off, leaving his siblings and their friends to enjoy their little feast.
Tsunade came out of her office to see everyone chowing down on the food.
"You touch those chips and you die" she warned.
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Cloud tossed the snow globe in his hand as he walked.
He thought the whole crystal ball skit was a stupid idea, but considering that Mikomi thought it up, then it had to be brilliant.
As he was walking, he caught a glimpse of a familiar silver haired scarecrow.
Cloud growled when he saw Kakashi walking down the street, reading another one of Jiraiya's trashy novels.
He gripped the snow globe tightly when the Jonin came closer.
As he looked at it, he remembered what Naruto said about the snow globe always predicting something.
He smirked darkly and shook the snow globe.
"Will my sister's date get canceled?" he asked.
He coated the snow globe with chakra and chucked it as hard as he could.
The glass ball went flying and smacked right into Kakashi's groin.
The scarecrow let out a strangled cry and crumpled to the ground.
Heh groaned as he curled up into a ball.
Cloud smiled darkly at his handy work and pumped his fist.
"I guess it does work" he said.
He walked off and let Kakashi grovel on the ground.
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Later that night
"Sorry your date was canceled, Mikomi" Tifa said.
The kunoichi gave her friend a weak smile.
"It's ok" she said.
"At least I know he's ok"
"Why was he sent to the hospital anyway?" Yuffie asked.
Mikomi shrugged.
"They said he got hurt while he was walking. Something hard must have hit him in the groin" she said.
"He has to get surgery for it"
Naruto fell of the couch laughing.
"Oh man! I can't believe I wasn't there to see that!" he said.
"Kakashi-Sensei had to go to the hospital because someone hit him in the balls! That's awesome!"
The side of Cloud's mouth went up.
He didn't expect to do that much damage, but if it meant Kakashi would be away from his sister, then he would take it.
He looked at his sister, who appeared annoyed by Naruto laughing.
"Hey, Mikomi" he said.
His sister looked up at him.
"What?"
"You were right about that magic crystal ball thing" Cloud replied.
"It really does work on any situation"
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A/N: I hoped you guys liked it. Sorry if it was short, but I didn't know what else to write.
Please review and tell me what you think.
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