Chapter 15: Messed up pizza
A/N: Here's my April Fools chapter for the story. It's bound to be a little messed up, but that tends to happen with these chapters. I hope you guys enjoy it.
Also, remember to say a huge prayer for Japan since they need it the most right now. I just think it's horrible to what's happened to them.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Final Fantasy 7; I just own my oc's while Bakuto Masaki owns his.
Enjoy!
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The term 'revenge is a bitch' was never taken lightly in the Uzumaki household. Everyone tended to do things that caused someone to seek revenge. Sometimes it was funny and sometimes it was serious that everyone would have to hide for their lives.
But every now and then there were the types of revenge that were so messed up that it made everyone wonder if they were smoking something.
One of those moments happened when Bakuto just about had it with his rival.
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Mikomi walked into the room with a giant basket full of laundry. It was her turn to do laundry for the week, so she was going around gathering everyone's dirty laundry.
"I'm about to do a load of laundry, so last chance to change your underwear"
"I'm good" Naruto said.
Cloud made a face. He knew that Naruto tended to forget to change his underwear and had to be reminded from time to time.
"But I think you should hold off on the washing. I think Baku-teme is taking a shower"
Mikomi raised an eyebrow.
"Hm. I'll go check"
She placed the basket down and headed for the nearest bathroom. The sound of a toilet flushing could be heard.
"That can't be good" Cloud muttered.
Seconds later, Bakuto could be heard screaming from upstairs.
Mikomi came into the room and picked up the basket.
"You were right" she said.
The doorbell rang, noting to everyone that someone was here.
"I wouldn't wait for me to get that" Mikomi said.
Cloud rolled his eyes and got up to answer the door. A delivery man holding up a medium size box stood near the doorway.
"I have a delivery for a Bakuto Masaki" he said.
Cloud signed for the package and brought it in.
"What's that?" Naruto asked.
Cloud shrugged and placed the package on the table.
"Don't know. It has Bakuto's name on it, so it must be for him"
Moments later, a pissed off Bakuto stormed downstairs wearing nothing but a towel. Part of his body looked really red as if it was burnt from the hot water.
He glared at Cloud, knowing that he would get answers from his rival's sibling.
"Where is that deranged sister of yours?" he growled.
Cloud just gave him a blank stare, showing that his glared wasn't affecting him.
"She doing the laundry" he said.
"Oh, and you got a package. It's on the table"
Bakuto raised an eyebrow and looked at the package that was on the table. When he saw where it came from, a dark gleam flashed through his eyes.
Oh, this was perfect timing. With this little beauty, he could get back at that stupid fox.
"Ok, I have the laundry running, so I suggest that nobody takes a shower" Mikomi said as she came back from the laundry room.
"Thanks for the heads up" Bakuto spat.
Mikomi took one look at him and started to laugh.
"Man, you're as red as a lobster" she said.
"I didn't expect you to get burnt that badly"
A tick mark appeared on Bakuto's forehead.
"I wouldn't have gotten burnt if you didn't pull that little stunt" he snapped.
Mikomi shrugged.
"Well, now you know when to not take a shower" she said.
Naruto just snickered, but shushed when Cloud gave him a look.
Bakuto's eyebrow twitched in annoyance. This was the last straw for him. He could only put up with so much of his rivals antics. Now it was payback time.
He had a creepy grin on his face as he looked at the package in his hands.
Oh, yes. She was going to pay.
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Yuffie snickered at the dinner table when she heard about what happened during the day.
"Oh man! That was awesome!" she said.
"Who knew that 'Komi-chan could have such a trouble making side to her?"
"Well, she certainly didn't get it from me" Yuri said.
"I would have done something much worse"
"Hell hath no fury on a woman with a dangerous side" Cid said.
Bakuto growled as she sliced the pizza that he made for dinner. After Mikomi pulled that little stunt on him, she demanded that he make pizza for dinner as well. She was really starting to piss him off today. Not only did she humiliate him, but she was ordering him around like he was her servant. If it had been any other day, he would have snapped at her. But since his revenge had something to do with tonight's dinner, he kept his mouth shut.
Yugito gave her boyfriend a sympathetic smile, but could stop the giggles that escaped her lips every now and then. Even though she thought it was mean of Mikomi to pull that stunt while he was showering, she thought it was funny how he reacted. And she thought she had a bad time when it came to showering.
Kakashi laughed slightly as everyone kept talking about the shower stunt.
"I guess you really do take after Kushina" he said.
Mikomi blushed slightly when she was complimented like that.
Cloud glared daggers at the scarecrow.
"And why the hell are you here?" he hissed.
Kakashi rubbed his head nervously when he felt the murderous intent coming off of the blonde.
"Bakuto invited me for dinner" he insisted.
"He said that I should try this pizza stuff since I've never had it before"
Mikomi raised an eyebrow at that. Why would Bakuto invite her crush over for dinner when she ruined his shower this morning? He should have done something as payback and humiliate her in return, not make her happy by having Kakashi over.
Something was up.
But when the pizza was passed to her, she didn't think much on it. How could she think on an empty stomach?
Tifa wore a nervous grin on her face during the whole conversation. She really didn't think it was nice of Mikomi to do that to Bakuto, even if it was just a joke.
"I'm sure you could have found a different way to see if Bakuto was still in the shower" she said.
"We don't want anyone to get hurt"
Bakuto smirked, finally glad that he had someone on his side.
He cut a slice of pizza that didn't have anything on it and gave it to her.
"Here you go, Tifa" he said.
"I know you don't like mushrooms, so you can have the normal slice"
Everyone ate their pizza in silence for a moment.
Kyoko's eyes lit up as she ate hers.
"Bakuto ni-san, this is really good" she said.
"Yeah. Especially these mushrooms" Yuri said between mouthfuls.
Bakuto's eyes held an evil glint as he heard that.
"They're special mushrooms that you can only find in Kumogakure" he explained.
"They're very rare to come by"
Yugito took a bite out of hers and marveled at the taste. As she was eating, she could have sworn that she tasted something funny, but she just dismissed it as her mind playing tricks.
The group started to notice it as well as they ate more of the pizza. Their heads started to become foggy and they grew tired with each second.
Moments later, they all dropped to the ground like flies.
Bakuto laughed darkly at the sight.
"Now to start phase two with my plans" he said.
He quickly got to work before they would be able to wake up.
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It felt like hammers were pounding on Mikomi's skull when she woke up the next morning. She had never felt so much pain since she lost to a drinking contest with Yuri a few weeks ago.
She closed her eyes tightly, not wanting the sun that was filtering through the room to blind her. The last thing she needed was her headache to feel worse.
She tried to recall what happened last night, but came up with nothing. All she remembered was having pizza for dinner and that was it. She figured she must have gone to her room since she was sleeping on her bed.
"I must've had something that knocked me out" she thought.
She sighed and buried her face into her pillow. She really didn't want to think right now with a headache, so she decided to sleep it off.
Just then, someone's arm wrapped around her middle and pulled her closer to someone's body.
Mikomi's eyes shot open when she heard someone stir a little before going back to sleep.
Slowly turning around, she looked to her right to see Kakashi sleeping right next to her. Her faces was inches from his to the point that if she moved just a little, she would be able to kiss him.
The blood rushed to her face when she realized that she was sleeping with Kakashi. Lots of thoughts ran through her head about this situation. She was very afraid to wonder what exactly happened last night that would cause Kakashi to be sleeping right next to her. She knew they didn't do anything since she was still in her clothes, but that didn't mean everything was fine and dandy.
When Kakashi pulled her closer, she freaked out and let out a high pitched scream.
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The sound of someone screaming, caused Cloud to wake up with a jolt. He cringed when he felt pain flare up in his head, but he shook it off.
He groaned and looked around to see that he was sleeping in the middle of the hallway.
"What the hell?"
He felt someone hugging him and look to see that Naruto was practically spooning him. The knuckle head had a goofy grin on his face as he basked in a dream he was having.
"Sakura…I'll save you" he mumbled.
He rubbed his face against Cloud's chest and giggled like an idiot.
A tick mark appeared on Cloud's forehead as he saw his little brother acting like a moron.
He flicked him hard on the forehead to wake him up.
"Wake up, you idiot" he said.
"And stop spooning me"
Naruto opened his eyes and looked up.
"Ni-san? What are you doing in my room?"
Cloud held the bridge of his nose to suppress the headache that was forming in his head.
"We're not in your room, we're out in the hallway" he said.
"And could you please stop spooning me? I find it a little weird that I have to tell you twice"
Naruto looked at his arms to see that they were wrapped around the blonde's middle.
"Aw, and I thought it was Sakura" he pouted.
He rubbed his face against his brother's side.
"But you're really soft. Has anyone told you that you're like a giant teddy bear?"
Cloud groaned and gently shoved Naruto off. He looked around the hallway to see that he was in front of Mikomi's room.
"Why the hell did I end up here?" he asked himself.
Just then, Mikomi came crashing out of her room and slammed her back into the opposite wall. She looked as if she saw a ghost as she looked into her room.
The two blonds looked at their sister with confusion. What was wrong with her?
They got their answer when Kakashi staggered out into the hallway. He had a massive headache and it made him sick when he walked.
Cloud's blood rose when he saw the scarecrow come out of his sister's room.
Mikomi quickly went to Cloud and hid behind him while she peered at Kakashi.
"W-what were you doing in my room?" she asked.
Kakashi blinked a couple of times and was about to say something, but he found the wind knocked out of him as Cloud slammed him up against the wall and pinned his arm against his throat. Murder was written in the Chocobo head's eyes as he stared at the scarecrow.
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now" he growled.
Kakashi tried to pry the blonde's arm away from his throat as he gasped for breath.
"I-I have no idea what's going on" he managed to rasp.
"I just woke up to find myself in Mikomi's room"
Cloud scoffed and pressed harder into Kakashi's throat.
"Like I'm going to believe that" he said.
Mikomi ran a hand through her hair in a flustered sort of manner. This was all too much for her in the morning. She woke up to a splitting headache, being held by her crush and having her brother pinning him to the wall. This was not the best way to wake up.
Naruto watched his sister and noticed that something glittered on her left hand.
"Nee-chan, what's that on your hand?" he asked.
Mikomi blinked and held her hand up.
"What do you mean what's on my-"
The color drained from her face when she saw that a silver banded ring was wrapped around her left ring finger. Her wedding ring finger.
Thoughts of last night ran through her head. Just what exactly happened last night? Did she get drunk or something and decided to elope with someone?
She sure hoped not. If she married someone out of drunken stupidity, it would ruin her career.
Cloud saw the ring then held Kakashi's hand up to see a similar one on his as well.
Kakashi gulped when he felt Cloud's chakra level rise up. He wasn't just pissed with him. He was way beyond pissed.
Cloud let him go and started cracking his knuckles.
Kakashi laughed nervously and held his hands up defensively.
"N-now Cloud, I-I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for this" he said.
He slowly took a step back when Cloud stepped forward.
"Y-you should know that I would never get married to your sister without your permission" he rambled on.
"I –I mean, I'm not an idiot. T-this is probably just a joke or something to scare you. Heh heh"
Cloud pretty much looked like Sephiroth with the look he was giving him.
"You've got ten seconds to run before I snap your neck" he said.
Kakashi gulped and tried to reason with him.
"Oh come on, Cloud. This has to go be a joke" he said.
"You believe me don't you?"
"Five, four, three"
Kakashi didn't need to be told twice and quickly bolted for downstairs. Cloud didn't hesitate to follow and was hot on his trails.
Naruto laughed at the scene and looked at his sister.
"Kakashi-Sensei looks funny when Ni-san tries to kill him" he said.
Mikomi didn't say anything and quickly ran downstairs. True, she was upset about all of this happening, but there was no reason for her brother to kill Kakashi.
"Ni-san! Wait!"
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"Get your ass back here!"
Kakashi quickly ran down to the main floor and headed for the door. There was no way that he was going to stay here and let Mikomi's brother kill him.
He went to reach for the door, but Cloud used yellow flash to stand in front of it.
The scarecrow yelped and tired to run away from him.
"Cloud! You're being ridiculous!"
Kyoko and Vincent were passed out on the couch and were woken up by the commotion. Kyoko's eyes fluttered opened to see that she was sleeping on top of Vincent and that her face was very much close to his. The two of them blinked for a second before Kyoko yelped and went to jump off, only to stumble to the ground. Vincent reacted quickly and went to grab her so she wouldn't fall, but he ended up being pulled down with her and landed on top of her. The two of them blushed when they noticed the very inappropriate position they were in.
Kakashi ran behind in the dining room table and stood at one end while Cloud stood at the other. The scarecrow could see how pissed off the blond was with him. And who could blame him? He was acting like any brother should when they find out that their sister possibly got married when they were too wasted to remember it. He could be as mad as he wanted, but that didn't mean he had the right to kill him (even though he had the license to kill).
"C-calm down, Cloud" he stuttered.
"Let's just talk this out. I'm sure there's a very good reason why-"
Cloud hopped over the table so he was on the other side of it.
Kakashi screamed and ducked when Cloud went to wrap his hands around his throat.
"Come on, Cloud! You're acting insane!"
Cloud chased Kakashi around the house again and kept blocking the door whenever the scarecrow tried to head for it.
Naruto and Mikomi made it to the landing of the staircase and watched as their brother tried to kill Kakashi.
Naruto was cheering Cloud on while Mikomi protested.
"Ni-san! Cut it out!" she said.
Tifa came out of the kitchen when she heard all of the commotion and saw what was going on.
"What the hell is happening here?" she asked.
"Ni-san is trying to kill Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto said.
Mikomi gave her best friend a pleading look.
"Please stop them. Ni-san will listen to you"
Tifa wore a stern look on her face as she saw her boyfriend try to tackle Kakashi to the ground.
Cracking her knuckles, she walked up to them and quickly pulled Cloud into a headlock while she held Kakashi out of arms length. Cloud tried to struggle a bit, but he stopped when he realized how useless it was. Tifa had a grip of steel.
"Now can someone tell me what the hell is going on?" she asked.
Mikomi explained what she woke up to this morning and how she had a wedding ring on her finger.
Tifa sighed as she looked at her boyfriend. She was happy that he was so protective of his sister, but he could go too far sometimes.
"You can be too much sometimes" she said.
Vincent and Kyoko listened to the story as well, noticing that they woke up in a similar manner.
"Now that Lady Mikomi mentions it, we woke up with no recollection to how we wound up downstairs" Kyoko said.
"It was like we blacked out too"
Cloud looked at Tifa.
"Did you black out as well?"
Tifa shook her head.
"After I ate dinner, I just watched T.V. for a bit then went to bed" she said.
"I still remember what happened last night"
Mikomi ran a hand through her hair. It seemed that everyone but Tifa blacked out last night after they ate dinner. That was pretty odd, but it didn't solve anything.
"Man! That was some night!" Yuri said.
She came downstairs giggling like an idiot as she did so. When she came down, everyone screamed and had to cover their eyes. Cloud and Mikomi had a vice like grip over Naruto's eyes while Vincent shielded Kyoko with his cape.
It seemed that Yuri changed her outfit last night and came down wearing very revealing lingerie. The medic yawned and rubbed the sleep out of her eyes as she looked at the group.
"What's eating you?" she asked.
Nobody would look at her, fearing that they would get a heart attack and be scared for the rest of their life.
"C-could you please cover yourself up?" Tifa asked.
"There are children here"
Yuri raised an eyebrow then looked at her outfit.
"Hey! I was wondering where this outfit was!" she cheered.
"Who gives a shit? Cover yourself up!" Mikomi barked.
Yuri huffed and grabbed a blanket that was on the couch and wrapped herself up.
"There, better?"
Everyone looked at her while trying to block the images out of their heads.
"Why in the world are you wearing that?" Kakashi asked.
Yuri shrugged.
"I dunno, I just woke up in this" she said.
"Then again, I tend to forget what I did before I blacked out from having narcotics"
Mikomi made a face.
"Did you go into the medicine cabinet again?" she asked.
Yuri made a face.
"No" she said, sounding like a five year old.
"I haven't been in it for 5 years! All I had was mushrooms and that's it!"
Everyone blinked.
Mushrooms?
"Where the hell did you get mushrooms?" Mikomi asked.
"I don't know, but I just remember eating them" Yuri said.
"After many years of doing drugs and narcotics, I've remembered the after taste it leaves. And let me tell you, those were some fucked up mushrooms"
Everyone pondered over this. They didn't remember Yuri ever having mushrooms. Heck, they didn't even know she ate mushrooms.
Kyoko quickly realized where they could have had mushrooms.
"Wait! There were mushrooms on the pizza Bakuto ni-san made!" she said.
She quickly ran into the kitchen and picked up the baggy that still contained the leftover mushrooms.
"See? These were on the pizza"
Mikomi looked at them and made a face.
"I've never seen these kind of mushrooms before"
Yuri took the bag.
"Here, let me see. I know a little thing or two about messed up plants"
She studied the bag for a bit, then suddenly busted out laughing.
"What's so funny?"
Yuri wiped her eyes and showed them the mushrooms.
"Do you guys know what these are?"
Everyone shook their heads.
"These are Spasta mushrooms" Yuri giggled.
"They're these wacky mushrooms that make you black out after you eat them. I used to give these to Jiraiya as payback for pissing me off. They're like mother nature's epic drug"
Everyone paled as they heard this.
They were drugged? That had to explain why no one could remember what happened. They had mushrooms on their pizza. And the only reason why Tifa was fine was because she didn't have mushrooms on hers.
And there was only one person who could have put the mushrooms on the pizza.
"Bakuto!" Mikomi growled.
He must have done this as payback for flushing the toilet on him while he was showering.
"What does Bakuto have anything to do with this?" Tifa asked.
"He put them on the pizza! He made us all black out and do stupid stuff while we were drugged, like getting married without realizing it!"
Mikomi showed them the wedding ring that was on her finger.
Kakashi hid behind Yuri when Cloud tried to strangle him for being remembered about it.
Yuri looked at the ring and laughed.
"It's a fake" she said.
"I think Bakuto put it on you so you would think that you got married while under the influence"
Mikomi looked at her hand in shock.
So she really wasn't married to Kakashi. She was both happy, yet sad at that. Happy because she didn't do something stupid while she was drugged yet sad because she really wasn't married to the man she loved most.
Just then, screaming could be heard from upstairs.
"What the hell?"
Everyone quickly ran upstairs and ran into the room that they heard screaming from. They found Cid tied to a chair watching what seemed like a scary movie, since he looked like he was about to piss his pants from fear.
"Cid? You ok?"
They looked at the TV that he was watching and sweat dropped as what was one the screen. They saw a horror movie alright, but not the ones you would see in theaters. Instead, they found some old home videos of Yuri doing stupid stuff.
"Ugh" Mikomi muttered.
She quickly turned off the TV before Cid died of a heart attack.
The pilot breathed heavily as he tried to get the images out of his head.
Cloud untied him and ushered him towards the bed.
"What the hell happened?"
Cid stuck a cigarette in his mouth and lit it with a shaky hand.
"You tell me" he said.
"One minute, I black out after eating dinner and then the next I wake up tied to a chair watching those sick movies of Yuri. I don't know who did this, but I'm going to wring their necks when I get a hold of them"
"I think we already know who did this" Tifa said.
"We all woke up to strange stuff too and it's all tied to last night's dinner"
"I don't know why Bakuto had to drag us into this as well" Vincent said.
"I guess he just wanted to prove a point that we shouldn't mess with him" Tifa said.
Mikomi cracked her knuckles and headed for the door.
"I'm going to give that dragon a piece of my mind" she said.
Yuri knelt in front of Cid.
"Poor Cid. Do you want a hug?"
She held her arms out to him, but as she did so, she unwound the blanket so everyone could see her outfit.
Cid simply took one look at it and threw up.
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When Yuigto came around, she found herself in Bakuto's room.
"How did I end up here?"
She sat up in the bed, only to gasp when she saw that she was sleeping on silk sheets with rose petals everywhere.
Candles were lit all over the place, giving it a romantic feeling.
"Oh my" she breathed.
Bakuto stepped from the shadows and gave his girlfriend a loving smile.
"Surprise" he said.
Yugito blushed, but giggled at her boyfriend's display of affection.
"You sure do know how to make a girl feel special" she said.
Bakuto shrugged and leaned forward to kiss her.
"What can I say? It just comes natural to me"
Just as he was about to kiss her, Mikomi kicked his door opened and glared at him. Her eyes were bright red, showing that she was on the verge of letting Usagi out.
"You're a dead man, you damn dragon" she hissed.
Bakuto mentally smirked, knowing that his blackmail plans had worked.
Mikomi charged at him with claws drawn.
"Die!"
Bakuto quickly side stepped out of the way and had Mikomi go flying out the open window to his room.
He quickly shut it and closed the curtains so she wouldn't interrupt them again.
Yugito raised an eyebrow.
"What was all that about?" she asked.
Bakuto shrugged.
"Who knows? Must be having one of her crazy moments" he said.
He went up to the bed and sat next to her.
"But let's not worry about that" he said.
He cupped her face with his hand and rubbed her cheek.
"For now, it's all about you"
Yugito smiled sweetly and gave him a kiss.
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And after that day, Mikomi learned to never mess with Bakuto if she was ready to suffer the consequences.
She didn't want to wake up thinking that she got married to Kakashi again and she was sure he didn't want that as well. He almost didn't get to leave her house alive because Cloud pretty much dug a grave for him in the backyard and tried shoving him down the hole.
Needless to say when they say revenge is a bitch, they meant it. You never know when Karma would rear its ugly little head at you and bite you in the ass.
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A/N: I hope you guys liked this. It was just another one of those random chapters that I made up while I was on a sugar buzz. And thanks to Bakuto since he came up with the chapter idea.
Please review and tell me what you think!
Ja ne!