A/N: I'm on a ball! The Prussian Coat of Arms can be found here en .wikipedia wiki /File :Wappen _Deutsches _Reich _- _K %C3 %B6nigreich _Preussen _(Grosses) .png
Diclaimer: Still don't own any of it except a few comments.
America: posts link to Prussian coat of arms Why does your coat of arms have two old naked men on it?
Prussia: Because I'm awesome
America: I don't see how two old naked men are "awesome" ...
Prussia: There showing off there five meters
America: I thought only you had the "five meters" *coughshortherthanfloridacough*
England: Dude that's an awesome coat of arms~!
America: But WHY does it have old naked men on it?
England: Maybe a symbol of humanity? Possibly, or I could just bbe wrong.
America: Main question is why OLD? I can understand naked people for humanity symbolism, but why must they be old? No one wants to see /that/!
Prussia: Kesesesese just to scar you
England: Well because as humans we weren't born with clothes on~~ so as a humanity symbol they couldn't be wearing clothes.
England: And old because we all get old eventually~ hehe forgot to add that.
Prussia: That would be seriously scary if we were born with clothes on. But it wouldn't really surprise me with all the chemicals we consume xD
Prussia: AND OLD MEN ARE AWESOMEEE~!
America: No they aren't! They're all wrinkly and they smell weird!
Prussia: And you know this whyyyy?
America: Grandfathers
Prussia: You mean England and France? Trolololololo
England: Screw you! *scowl*
Prussia: Kesesesesesesee That's ok, cause your MY old man *huggs*
A/N: No history lesson here, unless you count the part about the coat of arms... then maybe. And, yes, if you haven't noticed, England and Prussia are a couple when they cosplay.