Kurt spent the rest of Monday night in his room, freaking out about what had happened. What if Dave decided that he didn't want to go out with Kurt anymore since he ran away like that and embarrassed him? Why did he have to be such a freak-o when it came to sex? He just wanted it to be perfect the first time and that just didn't seem right.
He didn't know that Dave was freaking out at his house too. He was pissed at himself for trying what he tried. Clearly he was thinking with his penis just then. What if Kurt dumped him? He always had Blaine and Blaine was clearly much better looking than Dave. He wished that he could undo the mistake he had made, but he knew that there was no going back. He was definitely not looking forward to the next day at school.
xXx
Dave was too embarrassed to meet Kurt at his locker, but Kurt was waiting for him at his locker already with coffee in his hand.
Dave was confused as Kurt thrust the coffee into his hands, "H-here, I got you coffee. I got your favorite kind f-from the gas station down the street." It came out so quickly that Dave had hardly processed what he was saying.
"Are you all right?" Dave asked, concerned.
"Yes." Kurt said a little too quickly, "I'm fine."
Dave gave him a strange look then slowly opened his locker just to have Kurt push him aside and pull out everything that he needed for his first class. "What are you doing?" Something was definitely up with Kurt.
"I'm just carrying your stuff," Kurt said, "you carry my stuff all of the time."
"Kurt," Dave sighed and set the coffee down in his locker and held out his arms. Kurt took a step closer and Dave wrapped his arms around him and pulled him in close, "what's going on, baby?"
Kurt buried his head in Dave's letterman, "So you're not mad?"
Dave was shocked, "Why would I be mad? I was the one who messed up."
Kurt sighed in relief. "In that case, I want my coffee back and you can carry your own books."
Dave chuckled, "Its too late, you're in too deep." He paused for a second, "So you're not mad either?"
Kurt shook his head, "I understand, hormones, super hot kissing."
"Yeah." Dave smiled.
Dave reached to take his books back from Kurt but Kurt held them out of reach. "On second thought, don't emasculate me any further. I'm walking you to class."
Dave rolled his eyes, "You emasculate yourself, admit it, you like being the girl."
"There is no girl," Kurt insisted, then admitted, "but I do seem to take the more feminine role."
"And you like it." Dave smirked and walked ahead of Kurt who chased after him, unconvincingly insisting that he didn't.
xXx
Kurt had invited Dave over for their family dinner on the Friday before his chemo. His father sat across from Dave grilling him on their relationship.
"And you will make sure that there's always an adult around," Burt was making sure that Dave and Kurt were never alone, it was pretty clear that he wanted his son to stay a virgin forever. "you know, in case something happens to him."
"I'll try." Dave left some space in there for when the time came and Kurt was ready.
Finn decided to be blatantly obvious at that point, "He's just saying that so you two can't have sex."
Kurt choked on his dinner for a second and everyone else burst into laughter. Rachel had come to dinner that week and was giving Finn a disapproving look.
Carole's laughs died down a bit, "Just eat your dinner, honey." She giggled.
Finn leaned toward Dave to his left, and whispered, "So have you two done that yet? Because I think that means I have to beat you up or threaten you at least."
Dave chuckled and whispered back, "Kurt isn't ready and no need to injure or threaten me, I won't hurt him, I promise."
"Good," Finn was relieved, "that's a fight I don't want to pick." Dave felt pretty proud that he was that intimidating until Finn added, "Kurt can be a total bitch when people mess with his friends." Damn.
"Ready for next week?" Carole asked Kurt.
Kurt was painfully reminded of what would go on next week, "No, how could you be ready for something like that?"
Carole shrugged, "I was just wondering."
"Maybe my dads can come over next Friday and we can watch musicals after family dinner." Rachel only brought her dads to a few family dinners due to their busy schedules and it was always nice to have them.
"I don't know if I will be able to stay awake." Kurt said apologetically, "That chemo stuff is effects me really badly, I'm one of the unfortunate ones."
"Well, I could do your nails, then." Rachel offered, flashing her poorly done nails with kittens on them.
"I'd rather your fathers do them." Kurt recalled the amazingness that was Rachel's fingernails after her fathers paint them. She liked to do them herself though despite the tacky look she always gave herself.
"Fine." Rachel pouted.
Kurt took advantage of his still full strength and helped Carole wash the dishes while everyone else went into the living room to watch movies. By this time next week, he would be miserable again. Fantastic.
xXx
Azimio received an early morning text from Dave Monday morning at around two from Dave, 'Hey dude cant sleep just had a very graphic dream. u awake?'
'Yeah wats up man?' Azimio texted back.
'You might not want the honest answer to that question.' Dave replied.
'lol wat was the dream about? oh wait let me guess... hummel?'
'Yes. Yes it was and it was awesome.'
'Eeeeew no details plz!'
'Well we were at my house and...'
'DONT YOU DARE KAROFSKY!'
'lol dont worry man i cant share that kind of awesome through txt... call me!'
'Nonononononononononononono! never!'
His phone began to ring and he reluctantly answered it, "I told you, I do NOT want to know, man."
"Aw, but I went through all of the trouble to phone you!" Dave complained.
"Yeah, well, as hot as man-love can be, I don't want to know!" Azimio insisted.
"Fine," Dave admitted defeat, "but it was pretty crazy."
"That's how you know it won't come true." Azimio chuckled, "Kurt 'The Baby Penguin' Hummel would never do anything crazy involving sex."
"I'm sure I could get him to do some pretty kinky stuff." Dave argued.
"Like binding?" Azimio joked. "Five billion bucks if you can."
"Sweet, deal." Dave agreed.
"He has to be the bindee though." Azimio said, "I've heard he was the girl anyways."
"From who?" Dave feigned shock.
"Him running down the hallway after you insisting that he wasn't." Azimio laughed.
"Hmmm." Dave hummed, "So how are you and Mercedes doing? Are you two dating or what."
"Duh," Azimio's voice brightened, "we had our first kiss in the bathroom after I pushed her out of the way of an incoming slushie and took one myself. She took me into the girl's room to clean off and one thing led to another and we kissed."
"Kurt would love that story." Dave chuckled, "He practically worships that woman."
"I'm sure she told him," Azimio assured Dave, "she practically worships him."
"Now that must be a good friendship." Dave assumed, "Do you worship me?"
"Nope," Azimio said subtly, "but I can put up with you, that's as far as I'll go."
"Whatever." Dave replied, "I already have a man who worships me."
"Yeah, go bother him why don't you?" Azimio yawned.
"Can't." Dave sighed, "He has chemo in the morning and he needs his sleep."
"Oh, that sucks," Azimio said sympathetically, "tell him Z says good luck! Good night."
"Wait, I still can't-" Azimio hung up on him and turned the phone off. Dave could deal with his own sexual tension.
xXx
A/N: Sooooo I'm working on another Kurtofsky fic (not the one with mobster!Dave and ninja!Kurt but I'm gonna write that one too hopefully) so check out 'Rescue Me', I've gotten to chapter three and still goin' strong :) Reviews are good for you! (and me of course, but what's important is that they're good for you! So do it!)
