THE LUCKYIST KONG
PART 3
KONG KLAN KRISTALLNACHT!
It was like any usual day in Hunko bunko, Donkey kong and kona-chan were going on a date! ^^ Diddy The kong was going to bake some weed brownies with funk kong for the big festival and Candice kong was workin the west side. Crank kong was missing, but nobody seemed to notice. This wasn't new. "Hey yo korn-ata how'd about I give you sum $ to go clothes shopping?" so he did and she was shopping "THIS WAS THE PERFECT TIME" thought dankey to escape his crazy ass bride and get some of that NEW 2.0 PUSSY! Konata isn't as dumb as she looks! She was though. Donkey kang was like one of those "Im gonna beat you up and take your hookers and shit and meat samples" kinda guys when he shopped at the grocery store. Nobody definetly fucked with him at the sale table except stupid little kids whom would then receive their first Banan slam in the mouth (get face fucked). "Hmmmm I wonder if these clothes donkey will find cute~ Kawaii~3 ^w^" Konata had finished shopping and was wearing her new clothes she bought with the money her BELOVED Donkey komg gave her. "Hey donkey koongie!" SHE HUGGED HIM "Uh wow umm hey there koneatcha, sup *SIGH* " (Donkey was tired of her bullshit) "Notice anything different about me dunker kunk?" Konata was referring to her new clothes. "Your still short?" Konracha was fucking pissed! "DUNKIE KUNG I MISS MY FAMILYYY!" Dunkey snaped "OH YEAH? THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO FUCKING SMELLY ASS FAMILY AND VISIT THEM FOR A WEEK BEFORE I BREAK YOUR SKULL?" "OKEE DONKEY YOU A BIG STRONG AMERICAN BOMB!" She took the boat to china and donkey was alone. Aloneleyness. That sorrowful feeling when- DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGIE KOHGGGGGGGG! Donkey went to see crank but the sadness was to behold when he saw it it was them they were there it was a horrible scheme KAMPF KONG USING HIS MAGICAL PROWERS WAS RE-ANIMATING HIS ARMY OF NAZI KUNG! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. "Oh well well well well If its not Donkey kng! Ive come to take what is rightfully mine the Crystal coconut!" "SORRY BUT AS FUTURE KING OF CONG BONG I MUST PROTECT THIS ERE GEM!" Determined was donke. THEN APPERAED MIYUKI "nononono I need the crystal coconunt to propose to my BELOVED Deedy kong-chan!" The home of crunky is blown down goes the roof! "HARR HARR ARGH AYE THE NAME BE SCURVY VON SCHLHEMER I NEED THE COCONUT FOR ME OWN PERSONAL REASON STAND BACK OR BE BLOWN!" This didn't sound appealing to anyone cause he had huge dino teeth. King k krool also wants the coconut, and funk thinks its crystal drug. "(donkey talking) KAMPF KONG! YOUL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!" "OH ODNKEY BUT I SHALL! LET THE KONG KOKONUT KRISTALNACHT BEGIN!" and that's where I'll suspend the book for tonight.
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Konata arrived at her home. HONG KONG COUNTRY. 您好丑陋的背刺妓女! Kona chan was confused. She forgot how to hear Korean. "OOH OOH EEI EEK OIOH OOH OOH!" omigosh im speak in kung still! Konata pee'd em dry! She was captured by the Russians and put on display in jabbas pad.