Konata screamed in agony. POOP! Out came baby! Her family shook their heads in dishonor as the monkey baby rolled on outta kornat's big old floppy vaginous. She was sad. They was sad. Everysad.
Konata was abruptly shipped back to Mexic- Dunkey Klan Ilse. Her family got a cool 2 for 1 deal on the crate, so Konata and her "son" were immediately sent to port and off to sea. Family vacations are always so fucking happy.
Kampf kong was a FUCKING GERMAN TANK.
"HEIL DE FUHRER" a firing squad quickly took dunkey and crunky hostage.
"YEA BANANSLAM BITCH!" Donkey punched a nazi in the face taking his gun, whipping around and blindly firing at the rest of them, effectively killing them, "LOL 360-NOSCOPE!" Dunkey loved to call on the duties.
"YARGH YE BE DED" Scurly Schlem got tired of waiting, firing a white blast from his "hand cannon" all over Kampf Kong.
"ZIEG HIEL!" Kampf kong was impregnated. Kampf Kong was fucking furious. He tied Donkey up by his donkey dick and watched him squirm. He lol'd in German.
Miyuki was tied up, awaiting a brutal gangrape session by thousands of nazi alligators that now stormed the island. It didn't take long before every main character on DK Isle was either forced into hiding or captured. Bluster Kong was put to work immediately (for obvious reasons). Scruvy's crock cock was chopped for his disgraceful behavior.
Kampf Kong shouted some german shit in victory of their affairs. The reanimated nazi krocs all agreed to agree. They were so nazi.
Didey and Funk were $$t0n3d off their asses on the pot browns.
"YOU FURRY FUCKS THE ISLAND IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE NAZI REGIME!" Fuck, I still can't remember her name, but that other purple bitch says that. They played MW3 cuz they were too hih to notice it wasn't Blops. Kagami felt like shooting herself, she grabbed dinky and make out with him, eliminating the hih.
"WOWEE!" Dinky was fuckin ontop of cloud nine, gettin tongue from the bitchy one! He had all the motivation he needed to flick the dip switches on his jetpack and sent himself careening towards Kamp Kampf.
Konata awakened, her crate had been purposely sent overboard and washed ashore on a distant land.
"Where am I kawaii desuchanne WHERE IS MA DONKEYSAMA"
"Hey are you alright?" Alex the lion asked, him and Madagascar's cast quickly getting shit together to make an island hospital from coconuts. The Penguins probably helped, they're useful so the other animals don't eat them. Marty was Black.
"Fuck I'm high" Baby Konakong was a fast learner.
"MLG!" dinky got his shit together, storming the kampf immediately shoved his 360 controller down Kampf Kong throat, ramming it hard through his skull and instantly killing him.
He die, she die, all nazi die. Everyone was saved (excluding Bluster whom was gassed not long before). It was all good, but where was Konakung? And Miyuki didnt know that Kagami and Didsy had hot sex. What happen then? GIRLFITE CITY IS WHAT! The lolis began to claw at eachother as diddy fap. Diddy love the fap, good fap slow fap he fap all over his juices soothing them and stopping the fight.
TO BE CONCLUDED.