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-Part-5
"Where are my car keys?... DONKEY KONG STOLE MY CAR KEYS!"
Konata woke up to the sound of a loud *BANG*. She decided to be a "Curious George" and go see what all the uppidy duppidy was about. Konata was delighted (or horrified depends on your opinion) by what she saw. The cast of Madagascar were sprawled out among the beach as lifeless corpses. OHHHHNOO! But nobody actually said or thought that. Upon further inspection, Konata saw a bear sitting on a log, roasting a steak over a bonfire. "MORNIN TOOTS, GETTING HUNGRY?" Now Konata remembered everything about how she got drunk the night before and killed the cast of Madagascar before fucking a talking bear who promised her a way off the island. RECAPS 4TW. "HERE, EAT UP KONTANA, WE'RE GONNA NEED OUR STRENGTH TO ESCAPE TODAY!" Konata realized she was being handed her own baby, rotissary style! Ah well, Its not like anybody wanted there to be a monkey baby in this novel. "So mr bear, how are we gonna escape anyway?" "WE'RE GONNA SWIM UNTIL WE FIND A CRUISE SHIP!" TED looked like a bitch, an asshole, a nigger, and most importantly a bear. "Here we go again!* Konata thought to herself
Donky kong was smoking a joint with other kung. "Things are just peaceful now, I have no tr-" Donkey kong was interrupted by the hollering of his name! "DOOOOOOOOOOONKEEEY KOOOOOOOOOOOONG!"
Cranker the kong had finished his daily masturbating to Yoshi images. DID YOU? Donkey talking to caranky : "Hey crank what happened whats the banana trouble in this?" Crank stood aside to reveal that Kagami was behind him who went up to donkii kong and grabbed him by the neck. "YOU MOTHER FAUWKING APE PIECE OF SHIT! YOU STOLE MY CAR KEYS! YOU KNOW NOT TO FUCK WITH ME WHEN IM FEELING THESE IRRATE URGES!" Kagami pulled out a small blade which donkey took from her and then punched her in the face revealing her skull which dinky threw oil on, that was a big help to donkeys fast 1-2-1-2 punches to ignite her skull which soon exploded. Donkey looked at the corpse of the young school girl. "Yo I didn't take yo damn car keys kagamii.."
Tsukasa burst into tears and ran off cursing dinky kong for helping kill her sister. Dinky looks at donkey "THANKS A LOT YOU FAT FUCKING ALLIGATOR FUCKING FUCK! NOW MY BITCH HATES ME ALL BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID NEED TO TAKE CAR KEYS!" "D-d-dinky wait! I can explain!" But dinky had run off leaving donkie kong with crankkong. "WOW DONKEY KONG NOT ONLY HAVE YOU KILLED OUR GUEST, YOU ALSO MADE DINKY HATE YOU AND I HEAR CANDIE IS FUCKING THE RICH KONG BECAUSE OF YOUR HASTY ACTIONS I HAVE NO CHOISE BUT TO BAN YOU FROM KONGO BONGO! HEY METH KONG! HAUL HIS ASS OUT TO SEA WITH MY LUXARY CRUISER" Cranky kong had explained to Meth kong that he wanted him to take donkey kong away from the island in his large boat which was a very large boat as it turned out to be. Donkey kong was sad. "How could this all be happening to me?"
Konata and TEDDIE BARE had been swimming aimlessly for some time now and konatas little kawaii lungs were starting to give out. "Awwwee mr bear if we don't find a ship soon im gonna drown!" "DON'T WORRY TOOTS THERES ONE RIGHT AHEAD!" A large ship had been in the distance NEXT TIME COME BACK FOR THE CHILLING FINALLY
LOVE IS LUCKY LOVE IS DONKEY KONG X KONATA