Ted swiftly pulled Konata into the large ship with his bong cause Ted is all about weed jokes.
"This large ship is a very large ship sure is a large ship" Ted was $t0n3d off his teddy dick.
"I wonder who owns this very large sure is large large large ship" Konata was suffering from hypothermia due to the chilling temperatures of ocean water. Odds were that she wouldn't be able to survive for more than 4 more hours if she didn't warm up, but that was the least of her troubles CAUSE GUESS WHO OWNED THE LARGE VERY LARGE SHIP AND WAS GOING TO CATCH HER CHEATING WITH A SATH MACFARLANG?
"I'M BATMAN" Funk Kong was high as a mothafukin eagle on Flag Day, he had no idea what was going on.
"Now this is my kinda guy! Hey sweetcheeks, why don'tcha sit over by the rail while me and this beautiful bastard go and grab a couple of beers, maybe a joint or two?" Konata wanted to tell Ted to go stuff himself, but because she was in super kawaii uguu romance with him she did what she was told and continued to freeze at the corner of the large very large ship.
Konata's nipples were becoming little Cirnos as the weather took a turn for the worst of weathers. A mighty storm was approaching, and thunder crashed like lightning in the sky ahead.
"FUCK YOU THUNDER, PRAISE ALLAH!" shouted Sath McFarls and Funk Kong, who were both a combination of drunk, high and severely retarded. It wouldn't be long before Konata realized that ship had no autopilot and was being steered by a small gerbil who had tried to sell her Netflix on tv about 6 weeks prior to their journey.
"Hey Konata, let's buy Netflix!" he chirped cheerfully as the large ship smashed into an oncoming vessel. Sitting on the edge of the boat as requested, Konata was promptly sent flying into the air and smack into the frozen waters. She was instantly knocked out and turned into Ice Cube. She really was straight oughta Compton.
"Damn didju see that little anime bitch fly?" Ted was a fucking asshat. Nobody loved him or Sath McFarlands movies. Funk Kong began to stab him mercilessly with a sharp, jagged plank of wood however due to his tripped out state he was actually slapping Ted across the face with his "meaty weed stick". Ted enjoyed it, Sath loves dicks.
The other vessel that Funk Klong had stuck was Dunkey Kong's.
"WOW WTF, NIGGAS BE WRECKIN MA RIMS!" Donkey Kong loved his rims, he rolled them up every year to win free donuts. Meth Kong went over to see what had hit them and was immediately killed by a blast of frozen water (he's allergic to water).
Donk the Kong decided to check out the business for himself, and was both shocked, horrified and apalled by what he saw. TED WAS IN THAT SHIP! Donkey Kong hated Ted with a passion because when he had visited Kongo Banghole he had used all of his bananas as pleasure toys, WITHOUT THE KONG KLANS permission or seal of recognation. He was a furry little piss ant and he was damn well going to get his for trashing up his large boat.
"YOU FURRY FUCKING SHITBISCUIT I'M GOING TO RAM MY FURRY DICK SO HARD DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT YOU'LL BE SHITTING OUT MY "BANANA JUICE" FOR WEEKS AND YEARS TO WEEKS!" Donk was MAD.
"I'M SMOKING WEED AND HAVING SEX WITH YOUR WIFE, AREN'T I A FUNNY AND ORIGINAL CHARACTER?" Ted was Sath MacFarlawn's OC. Donkey leaped from the ship, grabbed Ted by his plushy skull and in one swift move cancelled my plans to see Ted by Seth MacFarlane this weekend.
"THAT IS HOW THE TEDDY BARE CRUMBLES."
KAgam- Konatas was still a popsicle in the great water of lakes the ocean. She wouldnt live much longer and things were starting to get dirty.
"WOAH DOUNK isn't that ur WIFE-OOO?" asked flunking kong, he never did pass highschool. Donkey never much fucked a car, only weirdos and people with severe mental issues could be sexually attracted to automobliles. Konata dying was hot. Donkey loved her again.
"QUICK WAIFEDOM KONATA, GRAB HOLD!" Donkey's massive 80ft long appendage shot its way above the waves, floating just out of Konata's reach. The poor frozen loli could hardly bring herself to hold it, she knew throbbing warmth was but a centimetre away but she never did learn how to measure.
"Donk I can't do it, save yourself."
"NO I WONT LET YOU!" Donkey allowed his meaty parts to dip into the ocean waves and scoop up Konata, their frigid temperatures quickly shrinking him back to a flacid state and allowing Konata to drop onboard.
"Wow that sure was scary" said a nearby british dolphin. Tht was the gag. 9ga Donkey finally had his cutie loli-pie back to safe EXCEPT NO SHE WAS DYING!
"Donk... it's too late... please... kis me b4 I die..."
Donkey shoved Konata's little loli lips onto his penis, the sudden warmth from his body quickly "spread" through Konata's. Needless to say, DK made a MEAN banana smoothie. Speaking of smooth, 8 months later Konata was pregnant with Ted's child. But because Donkey loved her so much they just tossed him out of a fast moving car and never thought twice about it.
Diddy was making out passionately with both Kagami twins, he was finally going to get the hot orgy he wanted.
"Oh mmm ye, bananas oh yes..." WAIT... BANANAS! The Kagami twins were traps!
"WOAH-OH!" they shouted in unison, leaping from the tree and doing that flintstones styled running startup thing before taking off with their wieners between their little loli legs. Shota legs.
"WAIT COME BACK!" Diddy yelled, he was a furry little fuck who would take whatever shit he could get, but it was too late as Duke Nukem had already consoled and brutally fucked both Kagamis before he could even say "i giv u the dik".
Dinkey kong was sad. Dinkey was alone. Dinkey was waiting for his mail to come for nearly 6 weeks now (it still hadn't arrived since the begining of this fanfic).
"H- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- h- hello diddy kong..." Miyuki is all Moe and shy so she stuttered her h's a little bit, just enough to look KAWAIIIIIIIII =^W^=.
"Woah, I'll take it!" Dinkey leaped on Miyuki and they engaged in hot, nasty monkey on girl sex that eventually resulted in the birth of Fuzzy Lumpkins. They had happy end.
Donkey was ready to make his first babe *he never knows of kona eating babe one until the inspection but that isn't for another 20 years or more and won't be covered in this fanfic but if you wanna write a fanfic about this fanfic just remember to credit Duke.
BAM!
"AIYEEEEEEEEEEEE! DK! IT'S SO... SO... MEATY!" Konata was a meatlover.
"BANANA SLAMMA!" D.K. had slammed more than a few banana holes in his time, holes with bananas above them that is, he was sure Konata's would be no different. BUT IT WAS! IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR DONK, IT WAS TAKING HIS 80FT OF MONKEY MADNESS RIGHT UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND!
"W- woah Kona I dunno if I can handle all this 'Monkey Business'" but it was too late cause Kona was on donk like a barrel on monkeys. She took him completely inside her, devouring him with her crotch mouth and that was the end of him.
"It's gonna take a Mega Man to stop all this action" remarked Konata before exploding from the massive size of D.K's throbbing member as they both perished in their final moments together.
HAPPY END.